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Posted: 12/13/2005 5:47:29 PM | Love does that to you...
smashes into you and leaves you raw.
The deeper you love,
the deeper it hurts.
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Posted: 12/13/2005 11:30:49 PM | Point - 1. Some people here have a little too much 'free-time'.
Point - 2. I am NOT going to read all 3 previous pages so if what I post has been said before, please accept my apologies.
'TIP'- If you want to 'beat' the Naughty Filter, try using the 'dollar sign' ($) in place of the letter 'S' and leave a (blank space) in a 'bad' word. ie. pri ck, sh it, or $hit, or a$$hole etc.!
Okay, here we go:
"LOGIC IS MY MENTOR" - 'yours truly'
"Life's a bi tch and then you die" - 'author unknown'
"He's a few fries short of a McHappy Meal" - 'yours truly' and likely a few others. (sue me)
"Aw, Henry's okay. He's just been in too many 'scrimages' without his helmet" - Trapper John.
"I LIKE TO KEEP MY FRIENDS CLOSE, AND MY ENEMIES EVEN CLOSER" - 'C.Montomery Burns'
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" - 'W.C. Fields''
"Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy" - 'Benjamin Franklin'
"Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862" - 'unknown'
" BLOW ME, AND I'LL OWE YOU ONE" - 'my late brother'
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Posted: 12/14/2005 3:39:15 AM | Love is the best aphrodisiac..who wrote that people??
Its hot!! | |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 5:11:09 AM | | "I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure." .. John D. Rockefeller JR | |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:44:44 AM | | "When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap!" .. Cynthia Heimel | |
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| Space monkeys
Posted: 12/14/2005 6:53:02 AM | " you are not your bank account, you are not the size of your wallet, your are not the car your drive, you are not your grande late, you are not your bowl cancer, you are not your f#ckin kaikies....we are the all singing all danceing crap of the world" BP Fight Club
" You must know....not fear...that someday you will die...untill you know that you are useless" , " We have no great war, we have no great depression......Our great war is a spirtual war, our great depression is our lives" | |
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| Space monkeys
Posted: 12/14/2005 2:18:09 PM | Sheesh!.....space monkeys??? Is my thread title too dull for ya? 
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself!
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like!
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and defiantely don't come in clearly enough! | |
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| Selections from "Ragnarok's Laws of Survival"
Posted: 12/14/2005 5:52:37 PM | Selections from "Ragnarok's Laws of Survival" in no particular order....
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and usually that's enough.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and they make the best repeat customers.
Anyone who said that "crime doesn't pay," wasn't doing it right.
If its stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. You can't argue with results.
Anything worth fighting for, is worth fighting dirty for.
Moral victories don't count.
Chance is relative to our ignorance.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.
Sincerity is the key. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Beware of the superficially profound.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him that he’s lucky just to be alive, and he’ll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. | |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:27:16 PM | 1) When in doubt - Confuse the issue
2) When in doubt - Speak with confidence | |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 6:33:28 PM | | My mother used to always say...."I'm not yelling, you're listening to hard." | |
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| Space monkeys
Posted: 12/14/2005 7:11:04 PM | To: Holy Serendipity-
The second one SHOULD read: "Too many people spend money they Don't have, to buy things they Don't need, to impress people they Don't like!"
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| Crazy Drunk Smelly Pirate Hookers on Meth.
Posted: 12/15/2005 6:14:39 AM | Sorry serendipity.....its becomeing a habbit....I like to change them for fun like I did now....I like the original thread topic name, just thought Id have fun, and try to make funny topic names.  | |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 2:34:08 PM | @fitfather
I would NEVER dream of arguing your point, for you are absolutely right!
@lunchbox
I was teasing of course. Spice things up any time you like!
"Spirit is an invisible force, made visible in all life!" ~Maya Angelou~ | |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:42:20 PM | if i didn t have bad luck i would not have any luck at all | |
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Posted: 12/15/2005 10:11:05 PM | | LOL the last one, thats a quote used in "me myself and irene" When he comes out of the hotel room after "washing up" lol | |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 5:47:43 AM | | one i get a laugh out of "Remember, i can't miss you if you don't go away!" | |
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Posted: 12/19/2005 11:28:03 AM | Nothing seems interesting when it belongs to you...only when it doesn't!
The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifegaurd.
Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff! ~Frank Zappa~
Stress is a ignorant state. It believes everything is an emergency.
To be tested is good. The challenged life may be the best therapist.
When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse.
And when they are, we find hope that things are so bad they have to get better!
~Malcolm S Forbes~
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Posted: 12/19/2005 3:59:57 PM | I came up with this one when someone offered but really didn't have it to offer.
When you find your "one" give your all. However do not offer your all if you don't have it to give. | |
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Posted: 12/20/2005 10:10:34 AM | | " I lay my dreams before you, tread lightly because you tread on my dreams" I thought of this one when I steped on my poetry book by accident. Dont know who wrote it tho.... | |
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Posted: 12/29/2005 3:34:35 PM | The best mind altering drug is the truth. ~Lily Tomlin~
Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important. ~Carl Reiner~
I'm not superstitious....it brings bad luck! ~Placido Domingo~
With kids the days are long but the years are short! ~John Leguizamo~ | |
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Posted: 1/12/2006 10:13:50 PM | I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens!  | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 1:19:36 AM | not really a quote just kind of a "WTF?!" supposed pick up line I got sent to my cell for free.. do u thank them or slap them?? >>> "Your face... did it get f*uc*kt up like that when you fell from heaven?"  | |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 11:34:06 AM | "The love we give away is the only love we keep."
Elbert Hubbard
I'm back, yes yes ... gigidy gigidy goooo
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Posted: 2/24/2006 12:41:27 PM | Dodgeball
Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY.
Peter La Fleur: [after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench] Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.
: I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.
Bad morning boss?
They usually follow good nights, Dwight.
oooh my gawd, oh yea now i remember, the dodgeball commisionar is a close perosnal friend of mine, is an extrmemly personal friend of mine. and i helped him shed some un-wanted pounds. so you can close your rule book on that one poindexter.
Kate Veatch: For instance, do you realize you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months?
Peter La Fleur: Hmmm...
Kate Veatch: I'm curious, is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life?
Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.
Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.
Peter La Fleur: Sad? You want to know what's sad? Six grown men playing dodgeball.
Your "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society.
Peter La Fleur: Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?
White Goodman: Yes, I did.
Victory. Honor. Pride. All these mean nothing... if you don't have balls.
You're about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop.
Peter La Fleur: Look, White, I know that we've had our differences in the past...
White Goodman: Differences? Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers?
Peter La Fleur: That was one night.
White Goodman: Or what about that strip-o-gram you sent me for the Globo Gym one year anniversary?
Peter La Fleur: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory.
White Goodman: It was also a man!
Peter La Fleur: Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card.
White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[Kate retches, then forces it down]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.
There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.
It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.
Dwight: [as Kate kisses Joyce] I told you she was a lesbian.
Peter La Fleur: Wow. Good call.
Kate Veatch: Hey! I'm not a lesbian.
Peter La Fleur: You're not?
Kate Veatch: No. I'm bisexual.
[kisses Peter]
Dwight: Oh! Snap!
Cotton McKnight: Average Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks. These woodsmen probably haven't even smelled a woman in eight months.
Pepper Brooks: They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
Peter La Fleur: Don't worry so much about this Amber situation. It'll all work itself out in the end.
Justin: Thanks, Pete.
Peter La Fleur: You'll laugh at this one day. I'm laughing already.
At Globo Gym we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
Kate Veatch: Are you reading the dictionary?
White Goodman: Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too.
Thank you, Chuck Norris.
Steve's gotta go drain the sea-monster.
Dwight: We could sell blood and semen.
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Posted: 2/24/2006 12:41:54 PM | One my dad use to tell me in jest...
"If you're not in bed by 12...come on home!"
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