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 portuguese Mommie

Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 19
cooter pie
Posted: 9/30/2005 3:53:35 PM
really jigga
 diamonlady47

Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 20
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cooter pie
Posted: 10/11/2005 8:14:39 PM
What is this business of only getting off once & only 40 min? The word MULTIPLE "comes" to mind & the longer the better.

Super-sized hugs,
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 Jezsyka

Joined: 10/20/2005
Msg: 21
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cooter pie
Posted: 10/22/2005 1:20:53 AM
I believe they are called "Dental Dams", they are a latex sheet and come into flavors... you hold the latex sheet over the vagina and stick your tongue through.

I laugh at how I know this, .... and you all are probably like "whatttttt"

but my freshman year at college, a "fake moaning contest" was taking place, and the people from the clinic were there and they passed out a whole little "goodies" bag, inside were condoms, finger condoms, and the dental dams.

so yes, there is a tongue condom.

-Jezsyka
 Pgooperman

Joined: 8/10/2005
Msg: 22
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cooter pie
Posted: 10/22/2005 11:17:17 PM
I just went to the "goodvibes" website and read about using dental dams for oral sex. At another site found with a Google search, it showed how you can use a condom for cunninglingus. You simply snip the tip off then cut up the side of the condom to open it up and place it over the area intended for licking.
 robinw1976

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 23
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cooter pie
Posted: 10/23/2005 7:39:58 AM
I must say I don't have a problem with it what so ever!!!!!!!!! bon apetite!!!
 portuguese Mommie

Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 24
cooter pie
Posted: 10/23/2005 7:50:06 AM
hell ya i'm like a 24/7 all u can eat buffet
 finisheslast

Joined: 10/2/2005
Msg: 25
cooter pie
Posted: 10/23/2005 11:53:31 AM
i have'nt met any woman who doesn't like going for a mustache ride. they must be a rare breed. i always thought of going down on a woman was just part of fore play, i guess i was wrong.
the problem for me is i can't stop until their t*tty's caved in.
 easymantolove

Joined: 2/26/2009
Msg: 26
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cooter pie
Posted: 6/22/2009 12:39:02 PM
OMG - I thought I was going to die laughing!


Wonder if we could get something like this over on the mods today???

We did... it was called "How do you eat your Cookie?"
 justnancy

Joined: 7/22/2008
Msg: 27
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cooter pie
Posted: 6/22/2009 12:53:43 PM

Pete.....I thought of that but this is MUCH more blatant then that!


Ditto. The "how do you eat your cookie" thread only implied how and what you ate.
This goes a little further.

Pete you do know Suni was joking when she said to dig up some old threads????

Anyway thanks for the entertainment!!!
 easymantolove

Joined: 2/26/2009
Msg: 28
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cooter pie
Posted: 6/22/2009 1:35:42 PM
Hey, if these people who dont live any where near FL can dig up FL threads why cant we?

Granted, this one is much more blatant but it asks a good question... are there really women who dont like to receive oral sex? And if so, is she an earthling?
 easymantolove

Joined: 2/26/2009
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cooter pie
Posted: 6/22/2009 3:49:18 PM
Personally, I would love to see the looks on the faces of the night shift when they show up and see these "new" threads!
 justnancy

Joined: 7/22/2008
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cooter pie
Posted: 6/22/2009 4:35:17 PM

MOI joke????

No spacey I was talking to the other spaceyblonde on the Osh Kosh thread.

YES YOU!!!!

Yes the night shift will be so proud of the work we have been doing!!!!!

Going on manhunts.....whips and leather floggers......getting eaten....bet Michael will come on here tonight singing...

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go.

Leslie sure does have a way of stealing those boy toys....she thought she took Tony from me but he was an imposter!!!! A smaller version of my Tony!!!!
 easymantolove

Joined: 2/26/2009
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cooter pie
Posted: 6/22/2009 6:09:06 PM
It's Leslie's face I would MOST like to see! I bet her chin drops down and bounces off her desk when she sees the new forum topics!
 SRQleslie

Joined: 8/20/2008
Msg: 32
cooter pie
Posted: 6/22/2009 6:46:55 PM
Laura, the FIRST thing I did this evening AFTER I read the resurrected thread, was dash out to the trunk of my car!

THANK you so MUCH for leaving me my own supply of 'airplane bags'!!!

I guess it DOES go to show you that the Florida Forums have ALWAYS been NUTS!!! JUST when we 'thought' that the recent bunch of Florida Forum Posters had somehow 'polluted the pond', we can NOW claim that the prescedent had already been set and we have just been 'honoring' an established tradition!!!

and doing a Damn Fine Job of it I MUST say!!!!
 justnancy

Joined: 7/22/2008
Msg: 33
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cooter pie
Posted: 6/22/2009 6:51:46 PM
So aren't you proud of the night shift!!! Laura found it, me and Pete jumped on the wagon!!!

Wait there is more see other threads!!
 1glassslipper

Joined: 4/26/2009
Msg: 34
cooter pie
Posted: 6/22/2009 9:18:53 PM
I am barely out of town, and just look at this behavior? I was laughing too much almost wet my pants.

Oh ya, night shift checking in.

New Mexico is hot and beautiful
 justnancy

Joined: 7/22/2008
Msg: 35
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cooter pie
Posted: 6/23/2009 10:28:07 AM
Enjoy your trip Slipper, have a drink for the nightshift!!
 Me Leona

Joined: 7/31/2008
Msg: 36
cooter pie
Posted: 6/23/2009 3:27:09 PM
It's Leslie's face I would MOST like to see! I bet her chin drops down and bounces off her desk when she sees the new forum topics!


Naw........I'd put that bet on Hallie - never Leslie

Good call Tess, you would NOT wish to have seen my face while reading THIS! At least Leslie had barf bags. I thought you guys were bad - the original Florida posters have you guys looking like

Hope that means you're gonna win a lot of $$ in Vegas.
 SRQleslie

Joined: 8/20/2008
Msg: 37
cooter pie
Posted: 6/23/2009 3:33:23 PM

So aren't you proud of the night shift!!!


PROUD???? hmmmmmmmmm......well to tell you the TRUTH,,,,,,,that was NOT the FIRST adjective that came to mind!!!

I AM amazed however at ALL of your investigative techinques!!! If I had seen "COOTER PIE"........I probably would have passed it by thinking it was part of the FOOD & Recipe Section!!!

I'm ALSO thinking about a re-name: Spaceysleuth!!
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