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 DaBoMb.CoM
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 26
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LOL divine..I'd offer to help ya....but...

Lookit mackin' doug...LOL he's funny ...why is he doing that with his eyebrow?

I like to add words to my sentences "I've had a several lousy lays in my life" WTF?? LOL
 DivineBovine
Joined: 5/13/2005
Msg: 27
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:15:08 AM

One can enjoy sex without an orgasm ... not as good but it can be enjoyed!!!


i learned a long time ago that it can be just as good without any goal in mind.

and saying that it's not as good doesn't help a lot of people.

um... wylde, thanks for the offer, but um... no thanks!

 DaBoMb.CoM
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 28
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:17:09 AM
OK!! Don't say I didn't offer!! LMAO (I'm strickly di©kly for the record)

Sex without orgasm happens...ALOT and no I get mad and frustrated so it's not good nor can it be good...

Ever been in a situation where you had to finish alone? That's bad sex...I'd rather not have any at all.
 tenar
Joined: 9/3/2005
Msg: 29
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:17:40 AM
I m sorry divine ... i know that are people out there that can't have orgasms and i dind't not mean it liek that
 Open_Book
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:19:29 AM
Words to sentences....now I'm lost. Think I read too much jsatoronto, last night.



Peace
 pshyke
Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 31
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:20:26 AM
Haha, yeah, suddenly everything looks too easy to read.
 DivineBovine
Joined: 5/13/2005
Msg: 32
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:23:03 AM
i find there's a lot of misinformation out there.

and you run into men who see you as some sort of challenge to their skill, and women who claim to be able to orgasm *every* time who see you as an affront to their gender.

the things i put myself through 20 years ago in order to try to find a solution, are things most of you would probably cringe at.
 DaBoMb.CoM
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 33
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:24:30 AM
Uhh..please...no mention of the strange man in reference to my posts.

**takes away the scooby snax**
 Dougler
Joined: 9/11/2005
Msg: 34
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:26:17 AM
When jsatoronto talks he reminds me of the tasmainian devil..except he's not as funny.
 Open_Book
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 35
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:27:45 AM
By his account, when he gets pshyke into his clutches, she won't ever be faking again.


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 DaBoMb.CoM
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 36
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:28:35 AM

and you run into men who see you as some sort of challenge to their skill, and women who claim to be able to orgasm *every* time who see you as an affront to their gender.


^^ Tell me about it!!!
Hence where the acting comes in...maybe next time I'll just be upfront and say " Dude..you really are no good"
 Dougler
Joined: 9/11/2005
Msg: 37
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:33:17 AM

"Wyldechylde - Dude..you really are no good"


**puts down the video camera and walks away all dejected**
 DaBoMb.CoM
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 38
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:36:51 AM
LOL was jsa mackin' on poor little pshyke? Damn.. I missed that..

Sorry Doug...you'll have to not brag so much about your skillz or lack thereof?
I'm not making sense...maybe I need a *nap*

Is it wrong to not think about sex every waking minute of the day especially when gone without for such a long time? Shit..I don't even miss it. **shrugs**
 Dragongaze
Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 39
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:39:48 AM
Nope never.

*/hugs Wyldechylde*
 DaBoMb.CoM
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:40:43 AM
Aww thnx Dragon..I was starting to feel a little abnormal in this thread!
 Dougler
Joined: 9/11/2005
Msg: 41
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:40:51 AM
I have no skillz.

**sigh**

Chicks only dig guys with skillz...
 DaBoMb.CoM
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 42
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:42:07 AM
You don't? Maybe you should work on them then...since chicks dig that sorta thing yanno?

Who the hell have you been talking to? LOL
 Open_Book
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 43
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:45:08 AM
I told him. He just didn't do a thing for me. He told me I have no skillz either.


Peace
 pshyke
Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 44
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:48:13 AM
Wylde, it was HORRIBLE.

Dougler, like nunchuck skillz!
 DaBoMb.CoM
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 45
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:49:54 AM
All you boys without skillz need a good teacher I'm guessing.

Poor pshyke!!! I'm not envious in the least!!! I've already had a battle of the wits with the unarmed opponent. Bah...yuk.
 Diggy03
Joined: 4/7/2005
Msg: 46
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:50:59 AM
As I recall.. I did once (fake it)... as I (sorry guys) couldn't feel him. I know that sounds bad, but I couldn't. And I can't believe I just told you all this.
 DaBoMb.CoM
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 47
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:53:18 AM
^^ Me either!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLL
 pshyke
Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 48
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Posted: 9/26/2005 10:55:09 AM
Wylde, I must say it wasn't exactly a battle of wits....

The whole thread was just late night entertainment for all I think.
 DaBoMb.CoM
Joined: 9/6/2005
Msg: 49
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Posted: 9/26/2005 11:00:39 AM
Ahh right...the macker....but I betcha he guaranteed you a " good time " huh? LOL
 Dougler
Joined: 9/11/2005
Msg: 50
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Posted: 9/26/2005 11:53:57 AM
Ok, I admit it. I LIED! Are you both happy now? I can't help it! I'm a man! It's genetic! We lie. Oh sweet jeebus. All I ever wanted was to make it with a bunch of women at the same time. I'm not sure how nothinheavy got in there but I suspect it was the dress he was wearing.

Will of you ever forgive me?

This is my Bill Clinton/Jim Bakker defense.
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