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Posted: 12/5/2004 9:31:54 AM | I think when you are a guy, your best bet is to just take your hand and cup your balls for a minutes and then rub the ball sweat on your body. You see the ball sack and penis head have the most sex smell of all and if you really want to get the ladies humming just do that. I mean, the ladies will go wild and they won't even know why. It's perfect, and the stankier(this word does not exist as far as I know, but I could care less) the balls the better.
So, I think we have learned a lot here today kids:
1. Balls = Sexy good times
2. Cup your balls as often as you can, in public preferably
3. Rub your ball stink all over your body
4. Whether you are a hunk golden(like agentPK), or a dud(like me), you can attract the ladies, using the mystical powers of your nut sack.
5. I like cupping my balls
Forever giggleparts (literally the name) | |
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Posted: 12/5/2004 9:46:17 AM | | mine is the smell of womens' sweaty armpits and feet! | |
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Posted: 12/5/2004 9:59:41 AM | | i love a man fresh out of the shower with an irish spring smell. i also think you can't go wrong with old spice. brut will do in a pinch. | |
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Joined: 7/13/2004
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Posted: 12/5/2004 8:17:08 PM | excalibur.. that is what i were also.. i have had a lot of compliment on both.
Gio by armani
reaction, by kenneth cole | |
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Posted: 12/5/2004 11:46:42 PM | giggleparts you are a strange and funny guy. 
like flareon said, the aftersex sweat of a previously bathed man you dig is great.
i also have a bit of a thing for oldspice too. | |
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Posted: 12/6/2004 8:25:42 PM | | Drakkar & Farenheit are 2 that come to mind immediately .. but not too much. I shouldn't be able to smell a guy until he;s within handshake distance. I'm partial to nice-smelling aftershave that you have to get *real* close to smell :) | |
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Posted: 12/6/2004 10:24:44 PM | well this should narrow it down some...
how to sell a cologne to men.
Opium - for men...YUM
also leaning towards the Gio and Kenneth Cole, any objections.
unless of course i can find some women to come by in the morning after i get out of the shower to have sex with.
like flareon said, the aftersex sweat of a previously bathed man you dig is great.
ewww really? Maybe i'll go back to my previous choice I think I just want to get Lucky. Gotta love the name. | |
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Posted: 12/6/2004 10:50:57 PM | The rank smell of three day old socks.
The musty sent of crusty underpants.
The tangy waft of the floor pile.
Ah yes, the choices are endless:
Should I take from the 1 day pile, the 2 day pile, the 3 day pile.... or the dreaded 4 day emergency pile..... the choices, oh the choices!
Smell me, touch me, stanky | |
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Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 34 | |
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Posted: 12/6/2004 11:39:29 PM | The sweat concept is really true. I developed this technique last year, and it works surprisingly well. Here is how it works:
1. Take a shower, and use the best, most expensive fragrant soap you can find. A nice glycerin or mud bar would be perfect (anthony.com has some good ones, and there are some other guy-specific brands that aren't much)
2. Use some NON-antipersperant deoderant. Try to match the scent with your fancy soap, or go for scentless.
3. Excersize for at least an hour. The more you sweat the better. Well... you don't want to get to the point where your shirt is dripping... but so it is visibly wet, and clearly damp
4. When your done, take off your shirt, hang it up, and let it dry and air out. For at least one day.
So what have we just done? We've made a shirt that now smells like expensive soap, and is loaded with your male pheromones, and a 'freshly showered' smell that the girls love. If you do it right, it shouldn't smell bad at all, but rather it will smell fantastic.
Then, if you did it right, wear this shirt out on a date. I think the only reason that this might not work, would be if you didn't use the right kind of soap/deoderant, or your sweat left a stain. But if done correctly, hoo boy are you in for a treat. | |
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Posted: 12/6/2004 11:55:09 PM | | I've got tons of compliments on Clinique Happy for men. | |
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Posted: 12/6/2004 11:57:03 PM | BTW, I think Clinique "Happy Hearts" for women is the absolute best! 2nd to that would be Victoria's Secret "Love Spell".
Cheers!
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RobD20
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Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 38 | |
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Posted: 12/8/2004 12:00:00 AM | Thanks flareon 
But seriously though... My favorite fragrance BY FAR is Jean Paul Gaultier's Le Male. You just can't beat it in my book. There are many others that I like, and some that I really dislike, but Le Male is just THE BEST!!!
Just makes me mad that 3.3 ounces of aftershave costs 34 dollars! Ouch! | |
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Posted: 12/8/2004 12:29:25 PM | | rob D...that sounds yummy.... Can you send me a shirt? | |
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Posted: 12/8/2004 2:09:14 PM | | Bacon grease, a little behind the ears and you are good to go. Not only will you smell good, but you taste good too. | |
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Posted: 12/12/2004 1:54:09 PM | I have so many I wear, depends on my mood. I mainly wear Ralph Laurens Romance and a couple others from Victorias Secret and Bath and Body Works.
On men, I love: Victorias Secret "Sexy", Paul Sabastian, Passion, and Obsession. | |
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Joined: 4/26/2004
Msg: 42 | |
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Posted: 12/12/2004 1:59:16 PM | | I hear tell rubbing an Oreo cookie on you drives women crazy... | |
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Posted: 12/12/2004 2:10:23 PM | | They have cookie dough colognes. Hope the actual Oreo cookie smells better than those. | |
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Posted: 12/12/2004 2:16:22 PM | arach: Hmmm... the more you spend the better you smell?
How about guys who spend ALOT on MMMMMMMMMMMUSK?????????????????????
Jeez.. that's the male equivalent of RED...make U fall out at fifty paces...*eeeeeyuck* | |
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Posted: 12/13/2004 9:08:48 AM | | Now that I'm old and ugly it doesn't matter what I use how about horse manure..Yep when I come out of the barn after milking the cows and feeding the pigs I like to slap some of that good old horse manure on my face and go make love to the sheep.....Actually I use Wild Country..from Avon..Brut..cheapo stuff.. I use to go for that 50.00 dollar a bottle stuff but no more alone with old and ugly comes smelly... | |
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Joined: 10/10/2004
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Posted: 12/13/2004 9:53:09 AM | Okay, for me personally: NEVER Old Spice, Opium, Brut, Aramis or anything like that! Nothing too 'old' smelling or too musky.
My favourites on guys would have to be: 'Le Male' by Jean Paul Gaultier, 'Joop', 'Cool Water' by Davidoff, 'Image' by Cerruti and my absolute turn on the moment: 'ultra violet' by Paco Rabanne. There are also others that smell great and most stuff by Ralph Lauren, Issey Miyake, Armani, Versace or Hugo Boss are fine and you can't go too wrong with them coz they're popular scents.
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Posted: 12/13/2004 9:31:42 PM | I love the natural smell of a clean man, it is the BEST. As long as the cologne is not too strong, I like Joop or obsession also.
I wear Amber Romance, from Victoria Secret and get many compliments on it. | |
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