| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 3/1/2006 12:30:40 PM | Did this a few weeks ago. My mum was stood at one end of the aisle, me and the other.
I shouted out loud, "mam do you want the extra large tampax, it's buy one get one free", well i thought it was funny  | |
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| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 3/1/2006 12:39:17 PM | Harsh. :-)
Pretend that your buying in bulk for any expensive item
demand to see manager and convince him that you may buy 10+ more units of said item
small shops give you tea and discount big shops give you nothing. | |
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| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 3/1/2006 12:52:38 PM | This is not the type of “Crazy funny” you are talking about but “Crazy lock me up” I walk around every aisle of the home improvement stores.
Always
I just do
Sometimes when I don’t even need anything
Just to see if they have something new, on sale or to waist time
I can’t help it. See “Crazy like: lock me up and through away the key” | |
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| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 3/1/2006 12:59:37 PM | My son lies on the floor and i drag him by his legs around tesco's, can't understand why i get funny looks. He thinks it's hilarious  | |
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| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 3/1/2006 2:20:03 PM | | For children in need one year i got dressed up as a nun. I walked into tesco's got a bottle of whisky, then stood in line at the cigerette counter. People were looking at me and laughing, so i held up my cross, "i know i'm a nun, but we all sin sometimes, god bless you my child" | |
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| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 3/1/2006 2:29:23 PM | I've got the photo's
Another time, me and my mate were seeing these two guys. In the early hours one morning, we decided to go to the tesco extra garage. BUT lol
The guys had our red pom pom knickers on, and rockport boots.(that's it) We had our white bras and red tartan skirts on. I had my hands tied together with tights.
We pulled up, i made the guy i was seeing, get out of the car, and whilst whipping him, made him go to the counter. "get Mistress H some cigs NOW".
There were two women serving, one was laughing so much she couldn't speak, the other was absolutely disgusted beyond belief. Whilst i'm whipping my guy at the counter, my mate had her man bent over the car bonnet, whipping fooke out of him.
We were crying with laughter. We got back in the car and drove off, we thought it was hilarious until we got home and realised that it would have all been caught on CCTV | |
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| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 3/1/2006 2:39:43 PM | Go into Rymans or Stationers, and pick on the junior assistant and ask for a pack of verbal response forms.
remember to leg it when they go to ask one of the senior guys lol
also works well in the offices on the stationery clerks, but unfortunately you are more easily traced at work :( | |
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| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 3/6/2006 8:42:57 AM | | drop your kegs ,squat down and poo all over the floor ,then reach down and pick up your fresh turd and hurl it towards the nearest shop.I think you will agree its nearly as funny as serving cucumber sanwiches outside of starbucks and twice as beliveable | |
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| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 8/14/2006 12:46:42 PM | | florence......that is just minging and the yuckiest thread i have ever read.......and yer it b crazy alright......but........wouldnt find meself doing sommet like that...but gd luck if u ever try it!!!!!! | |
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| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 8/14/2006 12:54:02 PM | msg 22 we do that as well and we do it in the streets when its really busy lol
when i was with my ex and we got to the drinks isle he would start saying in a very loud voice PLEASE DONT DO IT DARLING, REMEMBER WHAT THE DRS SAID, THINK OF ME AND THE KIDS then go down on his knees begging me not to do it.
i would be crying with laughter and as red as a beetroot,
and he would also put stuff in my bag when i wasnt looking to try and get me lifted for shoplifting but it was all done in fun and i used to get my own back
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| crazy things to do while shopping???
Posted: 8/14/2006 1:07:11 PM | when im in the supermarket i like to pretend to slip over on the floor and then have a quick peep up the womens skirts..does anyone do anything similar...? | |
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