| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/6/2005 5:59:54 PM | Well ive got a very embarassing moment at an adult butlins weekend, (ile tell you all one day) lol infact im off there tomoro so see you all back monday!! with probably more embarassing drunken exploits! hehehhe | |
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| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/10/2005 5:18:22 PM | | spent most of saturday evening this weekend gone, telling the sun editor ( Rebekka Wade who is married to ross kemp) how crap her newspaper is, only to be told half hour later who she was lol oooops!!! | |
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Leece
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| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/13/2005 3:39:02 PM | | ok now this is really embarassing, do you all remember the movie "Fatal Attraction"? I took my mother to see the movie when it first came out... now my mother is an Irish Catholic... so heavy on the guilt and light on the sexual enlightenment. Anyway the scene where Glenn Close is giving Michael head in the lift comes on and my mother (in the middle of a packed cinema) shouts out... Lisa has she got his D*ck her mouth, oh my god that's disgusting... he p*sses outta that (you can imagine the irish accent for yourselves). I immediately slouch lower in my chair as the giggles start around the cinema... she then follows this up by shouting... Lisa you don't do that to Patrick (my ex) do you? I say of course mother it's perfectly normal (and slouch lower in my seat) she then shouts even louder I've been married to your father for 30 years and I've never put his d*ick in my mouth!! To which by now I have to reply (sorely provoked you understand) no wonder he is such a miserable b*astard then! At which point no one in the cinema is watching the movie... they are all crying with laughter and watching us!.... leaving the cinema that evening was an exercise in humiliation. | |
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| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/14/2005 9:22:25 AM | | Mine was today when the central line train jerked and i ended up sitting on a mans lap, squashed his newspaper and everything!!!!, i got off at the next stop and waited for the next train | |
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Leece
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| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/14/2005 2:36:05 PM | Glad you enjoyed it Sexykittenxx... my mother now regales everyone with how I gave bj's to my ex everytime she has one too many bacardi's at family functions! She still hasn't tried it on dad though.... think he's given up hoping.
There are many such tales from my life... I live to embarass myself (well you'd think I did from the number of times I've done it!)
Remind me to tell you sometimes about the Valentines Night incident sometime.... one not to be missed LOL | |
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| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/17/2005 8:17:02 AM | leece, i have just got funny looks from people in the office from laughing out loud........
oooops, think it's time to go for a walk  | |
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Leece
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Joined: 10/9/2005
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| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/17/2005 12:15:33 PM | ok Sexykitten you asked for it. It was Valentines Night and my ex had decided to take me for a romantic expensive meal in a flash restaurant on the Thames in Windsor (all very nice). We're having the meal and he buys this really expensive bottle of wine... now I'm not good with alcohol at the best of times and wine especially goes straight to my head and I lose all motor control usually. Anyway he says he is driving so I have to drink the wine... a whole bottle... NOT a good plan... but we're eating and I'm drinking... LOTS... there was this couple sitting across the aisle from us... and I was fascinated by them, it was very obviously their first date and they obviously worked together (yes I listened to every word they say... I say this with shame and remorse) (better than Big Brother tho') and what really got my goat was her fag smokage.... she smoked between bites of food (how gross is that!!!!)
Anyway at some point in the meal (I think it was my 5th glass of red) she gets up and totters across the restaurant in the highest pair or heels and the shortest skirt I ever saw... in fact it was just a belt I swear to god!!! and she brings back this box and ceremonially pops it onto the table in front of the date and makes all this hand gestures (yes fag still in hand) and says that they have to open the box together... and out floats... this ginormous helium balloon walker dressed in a tuxedo with a little note attached to it... the bloke looks completely humiliated, she looks pleased as punch, I inhale my wine and fall off my chair!!!
Once I am helped back into my seat, Pat (the ex) and I finish our meal... by which time I have also lost control of my mouth and am going on and on about weird stalker women buying strangers balloons... Pat attempts to hustle me past this girl and out of the restaurant... but I couldn't resist.
I stopped at her table whipped out a £10 note and waving it drunkenly at her, I suggested to popped back to Dorothy Perkins to purchase the rest of the skirt... seeing as it was probably still lying around there, her having walked out with just the belt!!!
The sad thing is... I am such a crap drunk, I remember everything I did and said... there IS just no justice in this world! | |
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Leece
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| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/19/2005 3:07:26 AM | ok fine, last one for this year... purely on the basis I may never be able to leave my house again for fear of recognition.
I was 16 (and very sweet) and at a family wedding, big West Indian thing, lots of mommas if you know what I mean... I was with my parents and my brother... first time I was allowed to go to a family thing in makeup and heels (very strict parents).
I thought I looked hot (and I did! I wasn't always a fat mare!)... so boogieing with all and sundry, eating, drinking (diet coke... gimme a break I was 16!)
I go off to the toilet do what nature called for and then I make my way (as sexily as a 16 year old virgin can!) back across the dance floor. I arrive at the table that my mother is sitting at waaaayyyy across the opposite site of the dancefloor for the loo... only to have her say "Lisa look behind you". I dutifully do... and there behind me is a trail of toilet paper leading from the back of my knickers all the way across the dancefloor under the door of the toilet ...in fact it was still attached to the roll on the holder in the loo. I am not purple with embarassment, but worse was yet to come.
My mother obviously feeling particularly vindictive (or tidy) insisted that I roll the whole lot up carefully and return it to the toilet. Please note I said roll.... not pick or scoop... but roll!
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Leece
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| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/19/2005 12:09:05 PM | | To be honest Jack I try not to do impressions of dogs of any kind.... including no peeing up against lamp posts or humping people's legs.... not big or clever LOL | |
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| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/19/2005 3:22:02 PM | | i know hence you got your donkey suit out ready and waiting! just as well its the panto season soon, you have an excuse to ride round town! | |
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| Whats your most embarassing moment ever!
Posted: 10/20/2005 2:33:06 AM | | oh my god that donkey is really getting everywhere.... you should sic him on that Fighter bloke.... let him see how sweet and well behaved and NOT tarty a donkey can be | |
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