While having sex with my now X girfriend on the sofa, her then Alsation puppy decided to put its wet nose up my ass!! to which i turned round and smacked it on the nose, so it bit me on the ass. To add injury to insult my X then punched me in the face for hitting her dog.
Dont know if thats embarassing or laughable but i do see the funny side now.
Haven't heard anything funnier for a long time
You should patent this scene !