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 rebel777

Joined: 3/22/2007
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 6/8/2008 8:40:34 PM
my parents never found out I was having sex...I kept the water running in the bathroom
 m_church

Joined: 11/8/2007
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 6/8/2008 9:04:02 PM
Over 3 weeks, mom walked in on me with 3 different girls...
Finally, a female friend needed a place to crash one night, so I asked my mom if the girl could use the couch. She replied, "She can stay in your room, I don't want her in my way when I'm getting ready for work in the morning..."
 ashleyhallett

Joined: 5/3/2008
Msg: 103
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/6/2009 11:50:10 AM
They did not.
I cought her as her friend had mom on the floor naked as moms friend really put it to her
as moms friend really was injoying my mom.
 roadtripper

Joined: 1/18/2009
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/23/2009 5:40:13 AM
hilarious stories.
sex and parents just are things that should not be compared.
my parents found out when they came to surprise me while camping at the local park.
they were making scary noises outside the tent while me and my gf were making scary noises inside the tent. they told me about it a few months afterwards without me knowing they were there.
 belgarion

Joined: 2/4/2008
Msg: 105
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/23/2009 5:47:22 AM
When my son was born!!!
 601kid

Joined: 9/13/2008
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/23/2009 7:20:53 AM
unfortunately by opening the front door and walking in the living room while i was in the middle of doing the nasty. i had the tv turned up to loud and i never heard them coming in but i heard it when the screaming started.
 whytwater

Joined: 8/7/2008
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/23/2009 10:50:32 PM
When we announced the impending birth, I think.
 ~Music

Joined: 7/4/2008
Msg: 108
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/23/2009 11:09:48 PM
My tell-tale little puppy assisted with the news that I was no longer virginous.
Worst part is... I never figured out which part of my 'freak show' was viewed.
We discovered afterwards that my puppy had magically appeared in the room.
Sorry Dad.
 EvilLolli

Joined: 12/7/2008
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 12:44:35 AM
Well I had a pretty open relationship w/ my parents. I told the I was sexaully active, smoked, and drank and wanted condoms and an ashtray. They KNEW at different points though.

Mom(high school):
I am mid-coitus when there is a knock on the door as a teeenager "yea mom(normal response)"
In walks(not the norm) my mother mid cowgirl rodeo, her response " I need to talk when you're done and I hope you are using the condoms I bought you".

Dad(college):
Me: " bringing down my long term boyfriend for spring break, he's sleeping in my room"
Dad: "ok"
Breakfast the first morning, boyfriend at the table, dad cooking.
Dad: "Heard a lot of (bedspring squeaky noises made) last night"
Me: "learned it from you dad, the frame is broke, pass the maple syrup"
Boyfriend literally crawled under the table.

Granted both of these events are after I explained condom keepers and S & M to my parents. I am still a virgin to my Grandparents until I give birth...............

Isn't visual evidence grand?

 halbailman

Joined: 10/1/2006
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 4:18:04 AM
Well concidering I havent yet All my parents know of me is that if i was doing it I'd be doign it safely
 Jaxdog5139

Joined: 5/20/2009
Msg: 111
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 7:13:23 AM
i told them..............i think!
 bahramthered

Joined: 5/12/2009
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 8:25:55 AM
My parents where convinced I was giving it to a girl when I was 18. Unfortunately I wasn't.

First time they where right is a better story. I was FWB with a woman. One night she suggested we get a camera. We had fun with it. I kept my copy of the pics in my room on top of my dresser. I called my dad over to my place for some car help. Mom being helpful while we where outside dealing with the car decided to carry a load of laundry to my room.

She found the pics and decided to look at them with dad while I ran back to the auto parts store for a replacement part. I don't think I can blame them too bad since the first three pics where clean (I keep them in the order they where shot in). It was horrible then, but I wish I'd been there when she looked at pic 4. My half hard****in Christine's mouth.
 mydoggie

Joined: 7/19/2007
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 9:26:20 AM
Thanks for starting this thread......it has officially replaced "worst sexual experiences" as my favorite thread here.
 kpooks

Joined: 12/23/2008
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 9:30:09 AM
If it were up to my parents, I'd still be a virgin. My mother pooh-poohs every potential mate I tell her about, and my dad is absolutely appauled by sex outside marriage.
 joanne1357

Joined: 9/20/2008
Msg: 115
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 4:16:54 PM
^^ sounds like my folks
 miss_contemplative

Joined: 3/12/2008
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 4:45:54 PM
Well, I reckon when my mother put me on the birth control pill , that was probably a sign.

But honestly, I told her that my first boyfriend and I were having a hard time abstaining. She got the cue.
 SweetSmartNSassy2

Joined: 7/17/2008
Msg: 117
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 5:21:36 PM
I never officially told my parents. Heaven forbid the word "sex" was mentioned in our house, let alone the fact that one of us was "doing it." I believe they figured it out when I started spending weekends with my boyfriend on Staten Island. When my mother asked me about it, I said, "would you feel better if I told you I stayed at the Holiday Inn instead of his apartment?"

I also remember telling her I was going up to the mountains with a guy and staying at the ranch. She asked if there was going to be a chaperone! I was 30 or so at the time. Gimme a break, mom!
 P.R.Handgrenade69

Joined: 4/10/2009
Msg: 118
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 5:22:31 PM
I was thousands of miles away when they found out they were going to be grandparents. Good thing, too. I would've gotten my ass kicked. I was already legal, 18, butstill old enough to get my ass whipped.
 Josh.1985

Joined: 5/13/2009
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 5:31:59 PM
When I left her house I had a leather jacket and my girls bra got hooked onto the inner stitching and it took a ride with me. My mom found it on the coat rack the next morning.
 rahkonen

Joined: 5/17/2009
Msg: 120
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 5:40:59 PM
Try keeping your ex from telling the whole world there is going to be a "junior"...news spreads like wildfire here.
 Gigglemepink

Joined: 5/11/2009
Msg: 121
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 6:48:39 PM
They still don't know. We never had 'the talk'
 septjan

Joined: 2/17/2009
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/27/2009 4:05:32 PM
my mother tell by the look on my face the next day
 kaninchen

Joined: 3/26/2009
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/27/2009 8:04:52 PM
I'm not sure my mom even thinks I have to this day... I lost my virginity 10 years ago to my FWB and carried that relationship on for 7 months... she never walked in on us nor was she even in the house when we did. I'm sure she never thought our friendship was more than just friends. She might think I macked it up with a girl at college, but would have no evidence as she never saw me with a girl... and I never did anyway. So, I'm in my first relationship right now that she actually knows about and although she knows we sleep in the same bed when we visit each other, I think she's fooled herself into beleiving my GF is such a good girl that we're gonna wait like 6 months... we did hold back for 2 months at least. Though... we did have a mishap with a condom last weekend and had to get a morning after pill... here's hoping I'm not a father in 9 months.

My dad on the other hand, I think he's more of the mindset that since he was fairly good with the ladies back in the day, his son has probably gotten laid a fair bit too. He'd be right on one point that we both lost our virginity at 18.
 BoudaciaSmile

Joined: 5/18/2009
Msg: 124
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/27/2009 8:40:39 PM
LOL..I told my mother that I wanted to go on the Pill at 16. It was way back when and she just about fainted. First time that I'd seen her speechless. Then she started giving me a lecture on morals. I stopped her and asked her if she wanted a grandson or granddaughter right now.
I was duly taken to the doctor and went on the pill.
 Snowman_x81

Joined: 5/4/2009
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/27/2009 8:57:15 PM
Unfortunatly my parents just happened to walk in on me when there movie was sold out. I was definatly not impressed LOL
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