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 OnTheBus

Joined: 9/12/2004
Msg: 101
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:14:21 PM
I have made gals practically cream their jammies just deccribing eating a peach in here
 Tick Tock

Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 102
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:17:27 PM
^ Whoops! I think I just did!!
 squirrly

Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 103
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:21:40 PM
O-T-B for heaven's sakes....shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 OnTheBus

Joined: 9/12/2004
Msg: 104
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:22:32 PM
 sleepless_in_Newmarket

Joined: 7/18/2005
Msg: 105
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:33:42 PM
You're almost as good as your mother in bed. Almost.

But not half as good as your daughter.
 squirrly

Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 106
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:36:13 PM
ooooooooooooooh^^^ now THATS really nasty!

but imagine if that was replaced with father and son?
 rory27

Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 107
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Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:40:41 PM
"Hey, honey, just phoning from the bar. Me n' the boys from work are sh!tfaced and we're coming over to our place to continue the party. Make about twelve times the regular dinner portions. Good times, woohoo !!"
 sleepless_in_Newmarket

Joined: 7/18/2005
Msg: 108
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:41:55 PM
For men it's different. My dad would have a big laugh if that was ever said! He'd say, "well boy, I bested you again." And I'd say, "At your age, that's some pretty nifty footwork."
 Tick Tock

Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 109
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:45:24 PM
I didn't know you liked hooker boots.
 :

Joined: 4/15/2005
Msg: 110
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Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:48:40 PM
just for starters...

My ex used to say that…
You do seem to cry a lot don’t you?
I cry a lot too.
I have had better sex on my own.
You remind me of my sister/mother/grand ma.
It’s pamprin time again isn’t it
 squirrly

Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 111
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:49:18 PM
^^ oh we wouldn't care if you call them hooker boots!
 Tick Tock

Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 112
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:51:25 PM
^ REally? I've got a few tread marks on my genitals for making that remark.
 sleepless_in_Newmarket

Joined: 7/18/2005
Msg: 113
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:54:22 PM
I married you because I thought you would cook and clean for me. If I knew you were going to be this lazy, I would have married a good-looking chick! Like your sister.
 Tick Tock

Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 114
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:55:40 PM
After an expensive night out:

"Geezuz, it would have been cheaper to take out a hooker!"

 CountrySugar

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 115
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 9:53:01 PM
Otb? eating a peach? obviously I missed something juciy *pouts*
 Raiderfan24

Joined: 11/14/2004
Msg: 116
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 10:27:57 PM
Im sorry I cheated on you but I do have some good news, I just saved a bunce of money by switching to Geico. Just though Id put that in.
 austin29803

Joined: 7/26/2005
Msg: 117
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 10:28:54 PM
can we keep the lights off?
 jimi77

Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 118
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Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 10:52:20 PM
humm you got your hair done? what did they do?

no, you don't need another pair of shoes.
 HB2

Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 119
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Posted: 10/6/2005 11:06:08 PM
OTB is telling the truth Squirrly! mmmmm omg mmmmmmm

Looks like you need to do a little shaving
 Tick Tock

Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 120
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 11:09:40 PM
No. You don't need to bleach or wax your face. I think your fur is cute.
 jimi77

Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 121
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Posted: 10/6/2005 11:37:36 PM
yea that girl is smoking.. i would knock that S*it down if i wasent with you.
 smith2267

Joined: 8/26/2005
Msg: 122
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 11:39:54 PM
"Honey, are you *SURE* the dress shrank...?"
 jimi77

Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 123
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Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 11:42:54 PM
wassss up my Bi cth!
 carribeanking7

Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 124
Things YOU should NEVER to say to a Woman:
Posted: 10/6/2005 11:50:36 PM
Guy : I think you better cancel that trip to Japan, Iam worried for your safety.
Girl : Why ??
Guy : Its whaling season.
 jimi77

Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 125
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Posted: 10/7/2005 12:06:10 AM
humm... your tits look saggy today?

whats that lil wiggley thing under your arm?

you got cellulite (spelling on that one? ) but its ok.. it give me a better grip.

you act just like your mother..

shut up! ..
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