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 CountrySugar

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 26
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/6/2005 7:58:07 PM
LOL those aren't mine *turnin up nose* I hate those god awful restricting things..

anyway..I think all relationships must start out as friendships first..that's how you get to know each other, I tend to rush into things head on, in high drive, that's not gotten me anywhere except mixed up with arrogant jerks..sooooooo I'm just takin my time getting to know people, I'm tryin things a new way..and hopefully I can be rid of this ***hole magnet I have...
 Shaps

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 27
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:51:14 PM
Well not yet cause you have this ***hole answer'in ya lol
 CountrySugar

Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 28
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/6/2005 8:53:21 PM
oh shappy I didn't mean you when I said that .. gosh sorry didn't mean it to come out like that..
 NPGMuSiCCLuB

Joined: 9/20/2005
Msg: 29
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/6/2005 9:05:31 PM
Yea but dirty mature women are hot LoL.
 bmike1

Joined: 6/22/2005
Msg: 30
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I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/13/2005 5:49:42 PM
Country is hot even if she isn't being 'dirty'!
 Lisa1973

Joined: 12/11/2004
Msg: 31
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/13/2005 7:59:55 PM

Sometimes if your a size 4, have fake boobs, nice lips, and you scream whenever your spanked like a bad school girl, you start thinking your better than everyone else


LMAO...some ppl on here actually look like that...but I guess I shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.....I find just as many men like that too though...So I guess things go both ways...

Some of us are good ppl looking to date but alot of men want one of those barbie doll sluts...hehe...There I go judging again....Oh well...not every person is a decent human being...

 Double Cabin

Joined: 11/29/2004
Msg: 32
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I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/13/2005 8:42:56 PM
Is the popcorn trick what Mickey Roarke did in "Diner?" If not I'm not sure I want to hear about it.
 Shaps

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 33
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 6:21:41 AM
Just way too much rushing
Hell I was asked by one girl last night if I wanted to meet, cause she liked the way I think ( who would of thought)
Anyhow I check out her profile and she's doing a spread eagle and a boob shot and she's looking for sex lol
Just my luck, a girl that likes me and all she wants is a sure for her itch
 Heavenlybody-2

Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 34
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 11:46:34 AM
"Posted By: shappy on 10/7/2005 359 AM
Subject: I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Message: ohh your so dirty "

Just out of curiosity how big is your "Gerbil"?......asking as a friend
 Shaps

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 35
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 11:55:04 AM
Small -- very small
 Heavenlybody-2

Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 36
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:05:53 PM
"Posted By: shappy on 10/14/2005 704 PM
Subject: I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Message: Small -- very small "


More than a mouthful? go on send me a picture - Dare ya!
 Shaps

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 37
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:10:30 PM
See this is where I love saying this line
" I am sorry, but my webcam doesn't allow me to take pic's, so if you want to see my gerbil, well your just gonna haveto go out, buy a cam, add me to MSN, andif your nice enough, maybe I will whip it out and show you "

Anyhow you look like a big mouth oops I mean have a big mouth -- my bad
 Heavenlybody-2

Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 38
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:11:08 PM
"a girl that likes me and all she wants is a sure for her itch"

have you ever noticed how the flame of a candle bends to the vibration of music?
hows your dancing?
 Heavenlybody-2

Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 39
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:19:25 PM
"Posted By: shappy on 10/14/2005 1130 PM
Subject: I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Message: See this is where I love saying this line
" I am sorry, but my webcam doesn't allow me to take pic's, so if you want to see my gerbil, well your just gonna haveto go out, buy a cam, add me to MSN, andif your nice enough, maybe I will whip it out and show you "

Anyhow you look like a big mouth oops I mean have a big mouth -- my bad "

Well that 's an offer I can't refuse but my daughter is using my cam right now - and you would have to send me your addy to use on MSN. Whipp it out implies you will whip it back just as quick.......... your not one of those mean men who tease women are ya?

my mouth is small like the rest of me (I am a midget by the way)......lots of gnashing teeth to (but I do have a partial denture).
 Shaps

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 40
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:23:22 PM
Ok ok, I have to ask -- which one of the girls I didn't meet or date tell you to message me lol
 Heavenlybody-2

Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 41
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:32:32 PM
"Posted By: shappy on 10/14/2005 1122 PM
Subject: I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Message: Ok ok, I have to ask -- which one of the girls I didn't meet or date tell you to message me lol "

hey I just like you - got a feeling. No-one else involved Honest!
 Sascha2

Joined: 9/25/2005
Msg: 42
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:34:44 PM
LMAO ... gawd i just love seeing EZ women play games ... oops .. did i just say that out loud?

What the heck is a gerbil ...? ... I've heard of guys putting gerbils in ... ummm .. ya.. u know where .. ha
 Shaps

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 43
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:37:37 PM
Well from what I can remember,other than maybe once like 2 months ago, I only use that Gerbil line on MSN
Sorta made me jump

And she isn't easy, she's very hard - Passport, plane ticket, MSN, webcam etc etc
 Heavenlybody-2

Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 44
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:40:49 PM
"Posted By: Sascha2 on 10/14/2005 1144 PM
Subject: I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Message: LMAO ... gawd i just love seeing EZ women play games ... oops .. did i just say that out loud?

What is wrong with checking out the equipment before you decide if you want to get together - we are oceans apart what is your problem woman?
 Shaps

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 45
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:43:21 PM
She wants the gerbil too -- she's just chicken
 Heavenlybody-2

Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 46
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:45:31 PM
"Posted By: shappy on 10/14/2005 1137 PM
Subject: I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Message: Well from what I can remember,other than maybe once like 2 months ago, I only use that Gerbil line on MSN
Sorta made me jump

And she isn't easy, she's very hard - Passport, plane ticket, MSN, webcam etc etc"


So I made ya jump did I - well you made me jump to............ and who said I had a passport?
 Shaps

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 47
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:48:06 PM
Yup I jumped so bad I ripped my pants
 Heavenlybody-2

Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 48
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:48:30 PM
Posted By: shappy on 10/14/2005 1121 PM
Subject: I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Message: She wants the gerbil too -- she's just chicken "


Thought so........... so she has't had the gerbil - Yippee
ya not gonna cheat on me with her are you?
 Heavenlybody-2

Joined: 6/19/2005
Msg: 49
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 3:54:47 PM
"Yup I jumped so bad I ripped my pants "

really - where exactly?
 Sascha2

Joined: 9/25/2005
Msg: 50
I want a friend - BOYFRIEND that is
Posted: 10/14/2005 4:12:15 PM
lol ... at least ya call me Woman .. which I am .. Lady to be precise .. lol

and about the gerbil ... ya .. naw .. not interested in lil furry rodents .. sorry

;)

Shap .. you're bad my friend .. lol
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