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 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 26
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^^^^


I have a headache (for 16 months in a row)


Hows that Tick ?
 blu_eyed_gal
Joined: 8/25/2005
Msg: 27
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:22:31 AM
"sorry, I don't feel comfortable going out with a guy whose breasts are bigger than mine"

"you throw like a girl"

"your lawyer called, your child support payments are being doubled"

"hey you know that money we won in the lotto? I spent it on a poodle and I'm going to call it Fifi"

"the cat is smarter than you"
 Tick Tock
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 28
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:25:01 AM
^ That's the spirit! I can feel the hate in the air! Let it all out...

edit:

I have a headache (for 16 months in a row)
Hows that Tick ?

Good work! However, if I were with a woman that had used that excuse for 16 months in a row, she'd either be taking a dirt nap or be replaced....

 wisebutadventurous
Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 29
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:26:28 AM
" I DO "
 blu_eyed_gal
Joined: 8/25/2005
Msg: 30
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:28:34 AM
bahahaha Kelowna

that's the best one yet
 Tick Tock
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 31
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:29:07 AM
No doubt. That would send me scrambling!
 blu_eyed_gal
Joined: 8/25/2005
Msg: 32
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:30:33 AM
" can you please be quiet, this thread is for funny lines only"
 Tick Tock
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 33
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:32:01 AM
^ I'm still waiting for one...
 Tick Tock
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 34
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:33:56 AM
Here's some you all missed:

Do you think your mom was a virgin when she met your dad?

or

Your mom is such a ______________(insert any insult here)

 blu_eyed_gal
Joined: 8/25/2005
Msg: 35
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:36:10 AM
your mom is a hollow eyed skank
she's so ugly she makes your daddy's butt look pretty

how's that
 Tick Tock
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 36
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:36:58 AM
^
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 37
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:40:51 AM
You call yourself a man...Faggot...
 blu_eyed_gal
Joined: 8/25/2005
Msg: 38
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:41:54 AM
"hockey is for sissy's"
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 39
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:44:50 AM
Whats on your Mind ?

unless you are prepared to discuss topics like sex, cars hockey etc
 blu_eyed_gal
Joined: 8/25/2005
Msg: 40
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:46:23 AM
cars and hockey are for sissy's
 Tick Tock
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 41
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:48:45 AM
I hope you don't mind, but I gave away that signed Gretzky puck to my brother. You didn't need that anyway, did ya?
 blu_eyed_gal
Joined: 8/25/2005
Msg: 42
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:51:17 AM
cripes..I would have sold the puck before I gave it to my brother
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 43
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:51:27 AM
Cant we just stop and ask for directions ?



have women no sense of adventure ?
 Tick Tock
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 44
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:54:19 AM
In any way, shape or form indicate to your boyfriend after measuring his penis, that you've seen larger.
 blu_eyed_gal
Joined: 8/25/2005
Msg: 45
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:56:17 AM
we covered that one tick

who the hell measures their bf's penis??
 Tick Tock
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 46
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:57:02 AM
^ plenty. They use their hands.

edit: i don't think anyone covered this one...comparing to ex's...that'll drive a lot of guys craaaaaaaaaaazzzzy!
 blu_eyed_gal
Joined: 8/25/2005
Msg: 47
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 2:58:53 AM
I'm really glad you didn't say with a measuring tape
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 48
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 3:08:37 AM
My friends think you are stupid..
 blu_eyed_gal
Joined: 8/25/2005
Msg: 49
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 3:21:45 AM
"just get the vasectomy done you pansy"
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 50
Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/7/2005 3:26:49 AM
Blaming everything on men..for problems women have...........


MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause

AND .
When they have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
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