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| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 2:40:50 AM | Oh, and your mother is oh so perfect...
Excuse me, you think that's good enough?!
It's not my fault you're like that, why should I have to deal with it
Wow, that was great foreplay are you gonna do me yet? What do you mean you finished already...I thought that was your finger  (not from personal expereince LOL I can assure)
Oh for Christ sakes, let me do it already. Here you can watch and I will show you how to fix it.
Hunny, do you think she is sexier then me???
Wow that guy is hoooot...
Will you watch this gay porno with me?
If you really want to piss them off, don't answer them when they are calling you (like if they are at your house) I was in the bathroom and I couldnt hear my ex calling me, and he got so pissed....he thought I was ignoring him....which I would never do
*sarcastically* oh I am so sorry you feel that way...
I wanna get pregnant.....HAHAHA WATCH HIM RUN AWAY LMAO
Can you go out with your friends for a bit? My ex is coming over to visit and I don't want you to be here.
Yea I know I am a bit mean today.....I think I am done now...Haha, just wait until it's that time of the month Ill make you cry....after I finish crying LOL | |
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| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 3:30:21 AM | | a lady i work with said she used to tell her ex husband"it was good while it lasted"that is one sad statment.she finally wised up and left him. | |
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| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 5:45:05 AM | No.
or...
Don't you know you should never....
"...empty the recycle bin until you're sure you don't need the files?"
"...turn off the cold water before the hot?"
"...try to back the car into the garage when you're drunk?"
"...let your boss know you think he's stupid?"
The converse is...
"Oh, honey, you should always..."
"...tap the soda can three times before you open it."
"...be sure you know where the bike is before putting the car in reverse."
"...make sure you've got the screws in a stud before putting the shelf up."
Of course, timing is everything. Those lines work best when he has just done (or not done) said thing. | |
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jimi77
| | Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 132 | |
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| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:08:41 AM | | ^^^^great one Jimi! The alternate is also good. "Honey when we move in together...we are gonna have to get rid of all of your stuff..cuz it doesn't go with the new decor." | |
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jimi77
| | Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 134 | |
| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:12:52 AM | YEA!! LOL^^^^ It all starts with the move in of the toothbrush. after that its all down hill.
why do you think men must have garage's and pole barns.. its a safe place to keep our stuff.. | |
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| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:16:18 AM | | When you were at work we sold everything in the pole barn, because we knew you wouldn't of, and we took the money and bouth a new bed spread. | |
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jimi77
| | Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 136 | |
| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:22:25 AM | | i tell them there are mice, rats,snakes, spiders and raccoons all up in the pole barn.. that keeps 99% of all women away from my stuff. | |
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| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:26:28 AM | | I know but I put the dog in there first and they left, oh yea, your fishing pole got chewed up, and had to be put in the trash, but this new bed spread is your the color you like, it matches the curtains I picked out. | |
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jimi77
| | Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 140 | |
| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:33:20 AM | | dogs never betray men.. and spiders are not afraid of dogs.. and dogs only cause the rodents to hid not leave the barn.. soooooo enter if you dare....muhahahahha | |
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| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:37:36 AM | Its funny how when you think they are gone, how easy it is to clean out the stuff. Oh yea when I got down to the trash on the floor that the rats chewed i seen a slug, so you need to go finish cleaning out what the rats did chew. | |
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| Things you should NEVER say to a man..LOL
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:38:46 AM | - You know they have surgery to fix that.
- Make it dance.
- Can I paint a smiley face on that?
- Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
- Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
- (giggle and point)
off top of my head... LOL
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jimi77
| | Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 149 | |
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