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 mickhoover
Joined: 9/12/2004
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how about ,YOUR BOTHER LIKES IT THAT WAY TO [ sex]
 mickhoover
Joined: 9/12/2004
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Posted: 10/8/2005 9:40:02 PM
i mean ur brother lol
 Nikki923
Joined: 6/5/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 12:09:27 AM
Now....that's hilarious!!!!! Best one so far!!!
 CheekyTiki
Joined: 9/8/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 2:40:50 AM
Oh, and your mother is oh so perfect...

Excuse me, you think that's good enough?!

It's not my fault you're like that, why should I have to deal with it

Wow, that was great foreplay are you gonna do me yet? What do you mean you finished already...I thought that was your finger (not from personal expereince LOL I can assure)

Oh for Christ sakes, let me do it already. Here you can watch and I will show you how to fix it.

Hunny, do you think she is sexier then me???

Wow that guy is hoooot...

Will you watch this gay porno with me?

If you really want to piss them off, don't answer them when they are calling you (like if they are at your house) I was in the bathroom and I couldnt hear my ex calling me, and he got so pissed....he thought I was ignoring him....which I would never do

*sarcastically* oh I am so sorry you feel that way...

I wanna get pregnant.....HAHAHA WATCH HIM RUN AWAY LMAO

Can you go out with your friends for a bit? My ex is coming over to visit and I don't want you to be here.

Yea I know I am a bit mean today.....I think I am done now...Haha, just wait until it's that time of the month Ill make you cry....after I finish crying LOL
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 130
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Posted: 10/9/2005 3:30:21 AM
a lady i work with said she used to tell her ex husband"it was good while it lasted"that is one sad statment.she finally wised up and left him.
 chameleonsdream
Joined: 6/10/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:45:05 AM
No.


or...

Don't you know you should never....
"...empty the recycle bin until you're sure you don't need the files?"
"...turn off the cold water before the hot?"
"...try to back the car into the garage when you're drunk?"
"...let your boss know you think he's stupid?"

The converse is...

"Oh, honey, you should always..."
"...tap the soda can three times before you open it."
"...be sure you know where the bike is before putting the car in reverse."
"...make sure you've got the screws in a stud before putting the shelf up."

Of course, timing is everything. Those lines work best when he has just done (or not done) said thing.
 jimi77
Joined: 7/13/2004
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Posted: 10/9/2005 5:59:44 AM
honey i had a garage sale.. while you were at work.. i got rid of some of your stuff..
 smile with your eyes
Joined: 9/4/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:08:41 AM
^^^^great one Jimi! The alternate is also good. "Honey when we move in together...we are gonna have to get rid of all of your stuff..cuz it doesn't go with the new decor."
 jimi77
Joined: 7/13/2004
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:12:52 AM
YEA!! LOL^^^^ It all starts with the move in of the toothbrush. after that its all down hill.


why do you think men must have garage's and pole barns.. its a safe place to keep our stuff..
 sammysalt
Joined: 9/7/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:16:18 AM
When you were at work we sold everything in the pole barn, because we knew you wouldn't of, and we took the money and bouth a new bed spread.
 jimi77
Joined: 7/13/2004
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:22:25 AM
i tell them there are mice, rats,snakes, spiders and raccoons all up in the pole barn.. that keeps 99% of all women away from my stuff.
 squirrly
Joined: 6/8/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:24:21 AM
"I'm going to buy more decorative pillows for the bed"
 sammysalt
Joined: 9/7/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:26:28 AM
I know but I put the dog in there first and they left, oh yea, your fishing pole got chewed up, and had to be put in the trash, but this new bed spread is your the color you like, it matches the curtains I picked out.
 squirrly
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 139
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:28:10 AM
"your mother is a prize biatch"
 jimi77
Joined: 7/13/2004
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:33:20 AM
dogs never betray men.. and spiders are not afraid of dogs.. and dogs only cause the rodents to hid not leave the barn.. soooooo enter if you dare....muhahahahha
 sammysalt
Joined: 9/7/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:37:36 AM
Its funny how when you think they are gone, how easy it is to clean out the stuff. Oh yea when I got down to the trash on the floor that the rats chewed i seen a slug, so you need to go finish cleaning out what the rats did chew.
 angel_smile
Joined: 9/18/2005
Msg: 142
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:38:46 AM
- You know they have surgery to fix that.

- Make it dance.

- Can I paint a smiley face on that?

- Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.

- Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

- (giggle and point)


off top of my head... LOL
 squirrly
Joined: 6/8/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 6:49:47 AM
"my mother and her ten cats are moving in with us"
 tantalizing
Joined: 7/31/2005
Msg: 144
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Posted: 10/9/2005 7:01:53 AM
are u sure u arent gay???
 -Horrible/Brazen-
Joined: 9/17/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 12:17:01 PM
We need to talk...
 zeuscjj81
Joined: 1/9/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 12:39:35 PM
I love you (too soon)
 TheDevilsAdvocate
Joined: 2/27/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 12:40:52 PM
No, I dont need you tonight.

BOB's batteries are recharged

Maria XOXO
 Satisfiher
Joined: 8/8/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 12:51:33 PM
Honey,does that brown line on your forehead mean that you're only a quart short!
 jimi77
Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 149
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Posted: 10/9/2005 12:55:11 PM
well that was less then spectacular..

i was telling the girls at work about your problum and they said..
 Satisfiher
Joined: 8/8/2005
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Posted: 10/9/2005 12:55:22 PM
Sweetheart,pull up your pants I can see your butt clevage.
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