| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/7/2005 6:43:00 PM | When I was going through my trades training on base Borden, I shared a room with three other girls. These rooms were just plain and practical. Four army cots...one in each corner and a locker for each bed space. The floors were not carpeted...no such luxury....just brown tiles with white flecks in them.
One Sat evening, one of the girls and I went out to the bar and had a few too many to drink. On our way back to the Barracks, we said....hey let's pull a joke on Pat. She will be sleeping by now and will never notice. So we decided to practise our first aid knots and do a stretcher exercise with dental floss. We would tie Pat in bed while she slept using the dental floss. If you use enough wraps and half hitch knots, you could stand a bed on end and the person inside would not fall out.
So Laurel and I QUIETLY giggled our way into the room and rummaged in our lockers for a full roll of dental floss. Then we got on either side of Pat's bed and tied the starter knot and then VERY QUIETLY passed the dental floss back and forth to each other, making our skillfull knots along the way. By the time we worked our way up to Pat's waist (in the mean time Laurel and I are trying not to peel with laughter and I am sure in our QUIET administrations we were making enough noise to wake the dead), Pat sat up and in a humourous voice said, "What are you two doing?"
Very quickly, I looked at her and said (insert newfie accent here), "Oh don't mind us. We're drunk. We are counting the white spots on the floor!" | |
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Carri3
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Joined: 7/18/2005
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/8/2005 4:56:12 PM | | My friend used to work with magazine deliveries.. She'd get raunchy C class porn, real bad stuff. I got some latio gay men porn magazines off of her and put them under my brother's mattress. My mom went and changed his sheets one day and found them. For an entire year I kept it a secret until I got drinking on Christmas day and asked if she ever seen those magazines.. she was almost in tears and laughing at the same time, she thought my brother turned gay and was too scared to tell anyone | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/8/2005 4:56:49 PM | One time back in high school me and a group of my buddies were standing outside when a cop cruiser pulled up, just to see what he'd do we pretended to pass around a joint...I guess he could see there was no joint so he just rolled down his window, looked at us, shook his head and laughed, then drove away.
It's not really as prank but it was just something to kill time, and it got us our mascot, Fred the Psychotic Leprechaun...teehee | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/8/2005 5:01:34 PM | fun with porn!
forgot about those.
this young guy had a hidden hardcore porno mag in his van, sure enough his mom makes his lunches. At the end of the day, the guys took the porno mag, and cut out all the Penis' out of the mag and put them in his lunch box.
Did his mom ever get a nice surprise that night while cleaning his lunch box. | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/8/2005 5:23:54 PM | Thanks.
Pranks people pull on each other in the trades are sooo mean and extreme. This is why I stay out of them lol...
OH YEAH.. another similar one...
friend of mine goes to some distant friend's cousin's sister /friend...(you get the picture) place for a party. Huge house party going on I guess. Sure enough they end up going upstairs to check out what stuff they have there.
They go into one bedroom and there's this walk in closet. Walk inside there and there is a video camera.
While inspecting this item of interest, they hear some faint moaning comming from the master bedroom. The closet connects to both bedrooms.
Sure enough it's another friend of theirs just GIVING it go the GF on the Host's parents bed.
so he gets the other guy to pass over the camcorder.
They recorded it and left...
nobody ever told them that they taped it...
I just wonder what the reaction would be when the parents want to show off their latest vacation footage of mexico, only to find it suddenly cutting into these 2 strangers doin the deed on their bed? lol
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/8/2005 8:57:36 PM | Did you know you can freeze shaving cream while it is in the can? You can, then cut the can awway and toss into someones car.
Ok setting the scene, I'm at Queens University, my former coworkers stilll pop by and prank me. So talking to one of the lab demos he tells me about the shaving cream and liquid nitrogen. I had no idea of how much to use so thinging more is better I buy 10 cans of shaving cream, go over to the physics depart and get a bunch of nitrogen and do the freezing and cutting the can away. The guy at the lab just asked for pictures of the result. So I go over and toss the ten lumps into Mikeys car.
Have you ever seen how much foam actualy comes out of those little cans? I think I probably crossed the line at 4 cans. A 2 door 83 subaru is a small car, way to small for all that foam.
So a couple hours latter ( around quiting time) I go back. Their was foam oozing out the top of the windows, piles in front of the doors.
Mikey declared a truce the next morning.
I used this trick a few years latter but that was under lets "questionable" circumstances, so I wont incriminate myself here.
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/9/2005 5:01:48 AM | Must try that one irover...moawhahahahaha....that was hillarious. Hey just had a thought,..I wonder how that would work ,sticking the cans in garbage bags,and tying them real tight. Would it cause a foam explosion? I can see the cool mess now.
Thanks for that one irover,I shall experiment..... 
I like the oragel gag too.
Not to change the subject though,but on a different note,I use oragel for many things,like cuts,and burns and things like that,I figure if its safe enough to put in your mouth ,it's safe enough to put on cuts and stuff.And you know what,it works like a charm,especially if you have kids.It takes care of their "booboos" right away.
Great for sex too if you want to get imaginative.......
Try it sometime ,you'll see what I mean.
I can see the sales for oragel going up already.......maybe they can give me some kind of royalty for promoting their product.........lolol | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:21:59 AM | I was working for a time in car sales. There was one place I worked at where we all got along so well and we were always joking with each other. There was one man we worked with who was a serious stuffed shirt kind of guy. Had his routines and was really set in his way. He will still take the time to talk with us during slow times but he was so damn serious. One day I was looking through the newspapers and was reading the classified ads. At the bottom of the classified were the personal ads. There were some that were 1-900 numbers and there were some that were just local phone numbers and I guess if you call them, they would charge your credit card for the requested conversation...at least that is how I assume it works. Anyway, there was one ad there for male 'talk' and it was not a 1-900 number. Since we were in a business where cold calling and returning sales calls was a major part of our prospecting, I filled out a phone message note for this man. To: Joe........... Fr: Phil............ re: Please call, wishes to discuss something with you! Ph#: xxx xxx-xxxx
I put the phone message in his pigeon hole and just sat back and waited. Could not help but snicker now and then so one of the guys asked what put that devil in my look today. I let him in on what was happening, and after he roared with laughter, we just waited for Joe to pick up his phone messages. Well when he did he was flipping through the messages and when he got the one from 'Phil" he looked at it with a puzzled look on his face, shrugged his shoulders and picked up the phone. By now the other saleman and I were nearly in hysteics. When Joe came out of his office, he looked over at the two of us that were nearly pi$$ing ourselves, and just pointed his finger at me and said: "Someday, I will get you for that one!" | |
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Joined: 9/10/2005
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/9/2005 6:40:04 AM | | About the toilet seat one....That's almost as good as manipulating the hose, so that when they flush, some one is getting a wee bit wet. If They are facing the right way, makes it look as though they didn't quite make to the toitie. However, not to be done in your own home...Heckuva mess. | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/9/2005 8:34:26 AM | This friend of mine was starting a new job and he had to be at work for 9:pm that night,and around 6:pm he decides he's going to take a nap because he had to work till 6am the following morning.So off he goes,takes his watch off and gets all comfy on my big comfy couch,watch sitting on the arm rest and Ron is just a snoring away.My devilish side tells me to move up all the clocks ,so hey,that sounds like a damn good idea.After him sleeping only a half hour ,I moved up all the clocks to 8:40 ,even the watch sitting on the arm rest.I walked up to the couch and shook him awake in a frenzy,yelling,...." Ron","Ron.......hurry up ....it's 8:40.....you have to go to work.....it's your first day and you don't want to be late....C'mon hurry ,I'll drive you there,put your shoes on and let's go.I didn't even give the poor guy two seconds of free time to realize that it was only 6:40,being summer time helped convince him I guess that it really was only 6:40.Anyhow,all the way to work,he's all hyped up and saying things like,"Are we gonna make it on time",..."Do you think my boss will understand",...I told him I didn't know ,being his first day on the job and all,maybe he will understand.Ranting and raving ,he's kinda talking to himself saying,"just fu**in great,first day on the job and I blow it", what an idiot I am,he's saying to himself.Then he ask's me why I didn't wake him up earlier.and I said that I did ,and that he must of been sleeping pretty hard,and said its probably just nerves from starting a new job.We finally get there,it's 8:58 pm(for him anyways),as he's getting out of the car ,the poor guy can't thank me enough for making it on time,so,I told him that he still had lots of time and not to worry about,but he didn't catch on to that.Off he goes running for the door in a frenzy so the boss won't be mad,I'm sitting in the car,I can't drive cause my eyes are just full of water from laughing so darn much,Finally I come around and straighten out, to drive back home.As I start walking up to the door I can hear the phone ringing off the hook,from outside.....GUESS WHO !!!...lol.......Just to see how long he's call for ,I let the phone ringfor at least 15 minutes hen finally decided to answer it.I pick up the phone and say,"Hello(in a different voice),what is the nature of your emergency"?
And all I can hear at the other end is a bunch of cursing and swearing for almost five minutes straight,the more he'd say ,the more I'd laugh which in turn was getting him even madder.Then I told him it was for all the water ballons he had put in my bed when I was sleeping.I prratically busted all the balloons when I shifted sides,man was that cold,but I took it and this was payback time.And I must say it was sweet.I bugged him for the next two weeks on being a real company boy,told all his friends how he goes to work 2 hours early to suck up to the boss,and so on.Sorry about the long post.
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/9/2005 12:17:51 PM | When I was in scouts. Maybe 12 years old or so. We slipped a live minnow in somebody's drink when he was not looking.
I guess he saw it when he lifted up his glass to take a sip. lol.
Throwing the glass up in the air with the motion of going to take the sipping motion was just priceless.  | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/10/2005 2:39:13 PM | | Take a screenshot of your buddies computer's desktop with no programs opened. Then, put the screenshot as the background. Drag the start/menu bar at the bottom off the screen (even better to move it to the top or side and then hide it) and also move any other icons on the desktop into a pile in on corner of the screen. They'll have a hard time figuring out why their computer is locked up and nothing seems to fix it. They can re-boot it and it'll be locked up again. | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/10/2005 5:07:10 PM | Heard a good story of somebody went to a HUGE HUGE party at somebody's place.
Guess the guy didn't like the host, took off the toilet lid and left a floater sitting in the upper tankand put the lid back on.
Took a few days to figure out where that smell was comming from. | |
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