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bodean
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Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 51 | |
| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/10/2005 5:53:50 PM | | I work with the biggest bunch of jokers.. they're great. One day 3 of them were driving to the fire college. One fell asleep in the back seat. Rick, the driver (my fave co-worker and the biggest joker)says "Watch this" to his shotgun partner. He drives into a truck stop, pulls RIGHT up to the back end of a tractor trailer, switches on his high beams and tells his friend to follow his lead.. Rick starts screaming and waving his arms..shotgun guy does, too. Back seat guy wakes up to see the back end of a trailer, figures they're going to crash.. he starts screaming and just about shits himself..and so did Rick..from laughing so hard. | |
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bodean
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Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 53 | |
| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/10/2005 6:32:54 PM | Glad you liked that.. Rick has LOTS of stories.. lol.. Here's another one. One of the newbies was doing some minor maintenance on one of the department vehicles and left temporarily to go and look for a part. The platoon chief FILLED the inside of the vehicle with smoke from the smoke machine and quickly got rid of the evidence.. He called the newbie's name and yelled "what the heck, did you do?" Newbie is like "Whatchu talking bout Willis?", comes out and sees smoke just billowing out of the truck..almost craps himself..  He quickly jumps into the truck to try and find the source of the problem..Figures his career is over even before it's begun.. never even thinks that a joke had been played on him. Think he needed clean underwear too that day. | |
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bodean
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Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 54 | |
| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/10/2005 6:39:26 PM | | Oh oh..here's another.. the former "newbie" (years later) is now a captain and has the aforementioned Rick and another guy on his platoon. He makes "arrangements" with outside parties to go along with this prank. The horn sounds in the middle of the night and an alarm call is put out for ### ***** St. The sleepyheads respond, not even realizing that it's the firehall address they are responding to. The captain watches in disbelief as they drive off.. busting a gut. They radioed control to confirm the address.. gave a 10-4 and kept driving. Took them a few blocks before they clued in. TONS of stories from my workplace..bunch of loveable jokers. | |
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Posted: 10/10/2005 7:00:18 PM | we had a new girl in our department a few years back who liked wearing open toed shoes [eventually, she learned]. One day, my buddy and I started planting the suggestion that we had seen a mouse earlier that week, then left that to marinate for a while. While she was focused on something on the table in front of her, my buddy "dropped" something on the floor across the table from her and stooped to get it. He then snuck underneath the table and ran a finger across her toes. The shriek was heard clear across the building, through walls, etc.
oh yeah, and there were all the times with the big plastic bugs under her paperwork.... | |
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bodean
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Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 57 | |
| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/10/2005 7:24:00 PM | @ nikita.. you most certainly ARE the official adoptee.. Fire Chief approved to boot!! 
@ Jimi.. haha..that was a good one! They did that to me when I first started.. that Rick guy again.  lmao.. (perhaps you're all in cahoots together ) | |
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Posted: 10/10/2005 7:58:19 PM | Okay, I'll try to do the condensed version (I don't feel like spending a light year typing tonight lol).
This happened about 7 years ago or so, so some details may be a bit vague based on the length of the prank, so forgive me.
I frequented the underground car racing scene in Toronto and my friends, Ryan, and Jake as well as myself had promised this other guy Steve for months that we would take him one day.
So finally the day came when we had room for an "extra" to ride along so we gave Steve a call, sure enough no answer. We waited about an hour, called him again, left a message and figured, we might as well at least go the "spot" and see if there is anything happening (It was a car show weekend).
So we go there and it was empty, the whole parking lot had two cars including the one we were in.
Then Jakes cell rings, he asks me what he should do, because we felt bad that we didn't wait, but the I mentioned we can't go out like this man! We gotta come up with a story! Make Steve think he missed the night of all nights! So Jake never answered. Then I came up with a plan lol.
I told Jake when Steve calls again, answer it, when he asks where we are tell him we are at the spot, but you can't talk, your being questioned by an officer and hang up.
Now Ryan, Jake and myself are all still in the car at this point, we actually never left the car, and we were parked in a parking spot.
I waited about 15 min and told Jake to call Steve back, but on my signal pass the phone to me. Jake was talking about 7 min to Steve that's wahen I opened and then slammed my door shut, Jake passed me the phone and I demended who was on the other line, at this point Steve thought I was a cop (Jake had told Steve that we got pulled over for racing during the second convo). I never said I was a cop, All I demanded was how he knew Jake and Ryan. He responds with Jake is my cousin, and I don't know Ryan. I got louder and demanded a reason why he was calling Ryans phone? (It was actually Jakes phone) We argued about that fact for a while and then I opened the door slowly and slammed it shut again, passed the phone to Ryan, and Ryan starts yelling OMG!!! Kobie don't beat up the cop!!!!! He's jus, Ryan says hello on the phone Steve asks, what's going on? Ryan Says I gotta go call back in 20 min, I gotta grab Kobie and Jake!!! Hangs up the phone.
Then Ryan starts the car, 20 min on the dot, Steve calls back, asks what happened, Jake explains... "Well, we got to the parking lot, and Kobie was leaning into his friends car talking to him, when these two cops come to him and start asking all these all these questions, so I (Jake) go out there to see what the big deal is, and the cops start threatening me (Jake) to get lost or they'll arrest me! So I (Jake) Started mouthing off to them, and then you called, and that's when they (cops) took the phone and started asking you questions. Then I turn and see Kobie punch the one cop in the face knocking him down, I took my phone back when the second cop was shocked and then Ryan hit him with the car, Me and Kobes jumped in and we took off! (Now as this convo is going, Ryan is pulling up the Emergency break and squeeling his tires, holding the car in gear and reving his engine near redline) Jake exclaims shit!! Duck! COPS!! Ryan squeels the tires again, and Jake hangs up the phone.
30 min later, we show up at Steves house it's now about 1am Ryan parks on Steves driveway.
Steve comes out and freaks!!!!!!! What the hell did you guys do?
(Were all breathing heavy and acting all paranoid) Ryan grabs Steve by the neck, and starts saying that we need a hostage, we gotta get to Mexico, I can't take the car home. We have to find another white Acura Vigor, so we can switch the plates, the cops have these ones. I pipe up and say Ryan, we won't make it across the border to the states nevermind Mexico! You gotta think man. Ryan says "I did think, that's why we need a hostage!! They won't argue if someone's life is in danger". I say "well you've never been wrong about this shit before so I'm with you man, you work on getting across the border, I'll think of hostages".
Then Jake asks Steve, where are your parents? Steve says they went to the cottage for the weekend.
Sweet! Yells Ryan, so we'll set up camp here. Ryan goes into the house and starts
rearranging things in the house to make a small bunker lol
We all go inside the house and Steve mentions that we can't leave the car on the driveway, the cops will know where we are, so Ryan goes and moves the car, he parks it on someone elses driveway! lol
Steve tells Ryan, "DUDE!! You can't park there!" Ryan says "why not?" Steve "Because that's my neighbour! The cops will think your over there!" Ryan "EXACTLY!"
So we leave the car there and go into the house, we hear a voice from upstairs, Ryan jumps up, grabs Steve and says YOU CALLED THE COPS WHILE WE WERE OUT THERE? HUH!? Steve now shitting his pants and shaking, says Nah! dude! it['s my sister and brother man. So Ryan get's excited and calls them down, and asks which one would like to a hostage? (meanwhile Jake and myself are eating all the food in the kitchen, and drinking all the drinks.
Steve comes into the kitchen and says he would have offered us the cottage but his parents are there, so that can't work. He then calls his girl friend, and tries to explain that his cousin, some guy he doesn't know, and an aquaintance got into some trouble, and is it okay if we stash the car and evidence at her dads shop, like paint the car or something? She freaks out and say's shes comming over. She shoes up about 40 min later and Ryan grabs her and starts drilling her with questions. "HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE? HUH? WERE YOU FOLLOWING US? ARE YOU A COP? I HOPE SO!!! I NEED A HOSTAGE! SO ARE YOU??!! HUH?! Now shes starting to tear up, and I tell Ryan (quietly) to tone it down, he says okay. We devise some crazy plan and jump back in the car, and leave, we call Steve and say were just looking for another white Acura Vigor, switching the plates and we're on our way back.
About an hour and a half later we go back, Ryan parks the car 3 streets away and we walk up to the house. Steve says he felt bad that there was nothing he could offer, so he had called his parents, and his parents were cool with us going there and they would give us money, or whatever else we needed to get out of this mess. So when I realized that it's now about 6:30 or 7am I'm thinking okay I gotta end this, I'm tired!
So I pull Steve into the living room, and tell him "Man! You shoulda been there!" (he says he's mad he didn't answer the phone when we first called). (me) "Man we almost got caught! We were taking the plates off the other car and a cop drove by, 'cause they saw Ryans car on the street, but there were no plates, so they waited for a while". "Then when we swapped the plates over and everything, the cops came out of everywhere! They chased us down the side roads at over 120! Ryan pulled this one saving move though! We saw another White Vigor so we turned into the same street where it was going, and then Ryan pulled a 180 the same way I'm pulling your leg right now!" Steve just looked blankly at me, so I repeated the pulling your leg bit again. Steve looks at me in shock, "WTF?! You mean all that shit was a joke?! You A$$HOLE, FVCK! I have to be at work in 2 hours!!!!!!! I thought you were really in trouble!!!!! get the fvck outta my house!!!!!!! I hate you guys!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years later we ran into eachother and he said he has to give me respect for pulling that whole thing off and not breaking face, and staying serious.
I'll try to think of a smaller prank for my next post lol
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bodean
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Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 59 | |
| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/10/2005 9:21:10 PM | OMG..Kobie.. that was absolutely hilarious.. thank you for every single keystroke. You couldn't have told it any other way without losing the hilarity of the situation. *wipes away tears* Now rest those fingers and please bring us another tale!!  Thanks for sharing! | |
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Posted: 10/10/2005 9:53:36 PM | I came up with this one when I was LITTLE shit disturber.
I used to live in a townhouse Co-op complex (lot's of pathways in the back leading all over the place) and the main street the complex is on has a gradual curve and you can see waaaayyy down the street if your in the right place. Once again it was Ryan and myself (Ryan is one of my best friends, known the guy for 21 years) standing at the road just watching people drive by. I don't know where I got this idea from but the next car was comming, Ryan and myself are right at the edge of the road, I make eye contact with the driver and smile, bend down and pretend to pick up a rock, and lob it into the air as the car is still approaching. Now you have to realize that there is no rock, I just made it LOOK like I picked something up and lobbed it in the air. So I'm following this imaginary rock by looking up in the air, and as the car gets closer I begin to drop my view closer and closer to the widshield of the car. As soon as I make a shocked look of the "impact" from the air that I threw on the car, People would honk, others would slam on the brakes, but this one guy, slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car. Ryan and I took off through the pathways, the guy continued to give chase. Ryan and I went through some of the paths that double back to where we started. We could see the guy was lossed and had no clue how to get out, so we yelled at him, he shows up, yelling and screaming how dare I throw a rock at his car?! So I told him. "Ummmm Does this look like a rock to you?" I picked up NOTHING right in front him, and threw it in his face while I laughed!
That pissed him right off, so Ryan and I made another dash through the paths, to my house, went inside. We went out on the balcony and watched this guy scope out the area for us for a good hour or so, shit that was fun!! | |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:13:16 AM | | Not so much a prank but more of a Ritual. Every 1st day of the month, I walk up to my Boss and Pinch and punch her and say "Pinch and a Punch, 1st Day of the moth" It drives her nuts because she keeps trying to get me back every month. There are no Punch backs in this game. But on the upside. its supposed to bring the person luck for the month. But I just do it because I like when the boss shouts "Dammit!! I'll get U next month" | |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:55:32 AM | the worst practical joke ever
5 friends and I were sitting in a restaurant on Red River Rd (102) in Thunder Bay. I go to the bathroom and my buddy says he forgot his wallet in the truck. I come back and he says.."Oh btw, I grabbed you a scratch and win." We used to do that all the time so I thought nothing of it. I scratch away and OMG!!! I won 10 000 dollars!!! I'm ecstatic, standing on my chair yelling "I won 10 grand!! I WON 10 GRAND!!!!" Waving the ticket around as people come over to see, and congratulate me. It calms down and I'm just stunned. My friend Luke says "Well since Rick bought the ticket, you're gonna give him half right?" "NO WAY" says I..."I'll buy him dinner." So Luke says, "Let me see that ticket, you didn't win." So I pass it over the table to him. He looks at it, looks at me and says "Well if you're not gonna share it you don't deserve it!" and proceeds to rip it shreds!!!! I go at him across the table with a butter knife! j/k I'm gonna kill 'em! That's when they all cracked up laughing and pulled out one ticket each,....they were fakes. I was stunned, speechless, for 10 minutes I had 10 000, and now it was gone. It was the worst practical joke ever. It still smarts! LOL | |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 9:00:21 AM | | Truckers LOL ....man I got a million of em. Along the same lines as the OP I came across my friend Luke snoozing over the wheel of his truck in L.A. He's waiting to be unloaded so I nosed my truck up right in front of his. Poured lighter fluid on his windshield, lit it, jumped back into my truck, and laid on the airhorn! ROFLMAO...Shoulda seen his face. I think he chased me around the parking lot for 15 mins with a pipe...LMAO | |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 11:56:18 AM | | I would have to say the most memorable prank I played was in high school.I was dating a wrestler an through the grape vine I heard he was going to break up with me.So the next day I made a bet with him that he couldn't fit into one of the lockers.Well he proceeded to cram himself in one and I closed the door pulled out a lock I had in my pocket,put the lock on an went to lunch..20 minutes later the principal found me in the cafertia an asked me to go let him out...He was going to suspend me till I told him about the bet.he proceeded to laugh an tell the guy in the locker never ever bet against a lady he would lose every time.Any time after that he saw me in the hall an there was an open locker he moved away from it. | |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 12:50:47 PM | This prank I played on my friends was a little cruel but I must say it was one of those "ouch my ribs hurt from laughing too much kind of pranks"
Made a big corn roast/pig roast at camp,most of my friends were there,evrybody brought a little something for the roast,salads ,deserts ,that kind of stuff.I made this huge punch enough for like 20 people.Had two barbecues going the whole nine yards.I had set up two video cameras to record this annual event of mine,only I knew this one was going to be the corn roast of all corn roasts.The fun begins at he punch bowl.I don't know if any of you are familiar with "citromag",it's a laxative you take before going for bowel tests.It taste almost identical to sprite and is bubbly just like the sprite too.Now with that said,the punch included three botles of this stuff along with the grape juice,and all the goodies that were put into the punch for good flavor.After the punch was done,I went over to the "outhouse",removed all toilet paper from the premises,and set up a camera that would pick up all the action.Corn roast went off without a glich,we've got a bonfire going full tilt,the punch is sitting on the picnic table waiting to be had by everyone.I told my buddy what I had done and not to drink any,and to just enjoy the show.We just about died laughing thinking about it.After everyone had their fill of the punch,me and this buddy are sitting around the fire,trying not to let the cat out of the bag,and then we hear this big yell from the outhouse,that they needed toilet paper,needless to say, we both started cracking up ,and just because we were laughing so hard,everyone around us started laughing not knowing what the hell we were laughing at,I think some were laughing at the desperate cry for toilet paper,I'm not sure and I didn't have the energy to ask.No sooner out of the outthouse ,someone took their place,one after another,everyone is going to the outhouse,some are getting desperate pounding on the door,some are running to the other end of the campground to the other out house, some are going in the bush,everyone is taking a dump wherever they could find a suitable place for it.It was one long parade of dumpers one after another.After a while ,only me and my buddy are left around the fire,we can't move ,our ribs are just too sore to even attempt walking.All night long it was a constant parade to the outhouse,and everything was caught on tape.The following years cornroast,I told everyone I had a special video to show everyone,and of course it was the one with the outhouse titled"A day in the life of an outhouse",boy did we get paid back for that one,and I will add that story later on in this thread,it wasn't pretty that's all I can say,funny but not pretty!
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Posted: 10/11/2005 1:53:16 PM | One I like....
Mad at your boss?
Work in a large corporation?
Get even!
Send the C.E.O. of the corporation a free 1 year subscription to Gay Pride Weekly and sign the thank you card from your boss.
To make matters even worse for your boss. Try to get access to his company credit card to pay for it!!!
By the time it hits his desk everyone in the building will know!! Mailroom personnel like to gossip!!!
Works everytime!!! | |
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Posted: 5/4/2006 4:53:03 AM | These ar some good one's to try.
Chatty Chair
Snag a cheap teddy bear that makes noise when hugged and gut it for the touch-sensitive speaker. Then carefully insert the speaker under your boss’ chair cushion. When he sits down, “Hug me!” will coo from deep beneath his butt crease.
Word Imperfect
When your co-nerd is away, sneak into the AutoCorrect function in Microsoft Word and replace common words (if, the, and) with sassier phrases (man-spackle, bum chum, and I heart chodes). For once his memos will be the talk of the office.
Tuna Town
Allow a piece of fish to fester in a jar of water for a few weeks, opening it every now and then to let it aerate. Once it’s good and stinky, dab it on the underside of your victim’s desk. Save this one for douchebags on the other side of the office.
Gone Fishin’
Line the inside of a coworker’s drawer with heavy-duty clear garbage bags before adding rocks, plants, water, and the obligatory treasure chest. Then drop in a pair of live goldfish, sit back, and watch your former friend find Nemo.
Alpha Mail
When your target visits the john, send an e-mail from his account to the entire company asking, “Who is Bush’s vice president again?” The slew of responses will clog his in-box and knock him out of the running for that promotion. | |
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Posted: 5/4/2006 7:48:50 AM | This is more like a practical joke gone bad. I'll try to keep it short
Many years ago when I was 13 my older (22) brother worked at Hershey's(The chocolate company) A few co-worders and him used the molds and wrappers to make some very special chocolate bars spiked with exlax. They made enough so that they all took home a a couple of full boxes.
He always brought home free chocolates. I used to be very popular with my buddies because I would always share my good fortunes with them.
This time I saw my brother bring home the boxes but I didn't get any. I kept asking him to let me have some. He said I couldn't have any. I remember I pleaded and and almost begged him to give me one. He kept insisting that he couldn't give me any and that I wasn't to touch them or I would be very sorry.
I was like a junkie being told that I couldn't have my fix.
Think about that . I was 13..What do you think I did?
The next morning I stole a whole box just before going out the door to school. We lived just down the block from my school. I had the whole box distributed to my freinds before I made to the school grounds. I was never greedy. I ate 2 whole bars. 22 other bars went to my buddies. I can still see the smiles on their faces as I was handing out the sweets.
Without overly grossing anybody out. I can tell you that the school did not have enough bathrooms for all of us. Many of the kids didn't make it. Imagine over 20 boys trying to use 3 stalls. What was even dumber was that none of us would go into the "girls" bathroom.
My mom was upset that she had to clean my clothes and strangely enough my brother was the one that was yelled at.
i don't eat chocolate bars now.
To this very day my brother still insists that those chocolates were never intended for me. He has some crazy stories to tell about what happened to the other box. As well as how some of his co-workers used theirs. | |
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rde62
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Joined: 9/18/2006
Msg: 74 | |
| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/3/2006 1:54:14 PM | | Good one! Here's one based on the same premise. About 5 years ago, I was at this New Year's Eve party. All during the party,this local fashion model was bragging to everybody unfortunate to have to listen to her about how she was invited to N.Y.C. the next day for a phoht shoot-being "discovered",as it were. As the evening went on, she got drunker and much more obnoxious. Finally, she passed out on the sofa. One of the other women there who at this point was sick of this girl's constant bragging,pulled out a premanent black marker(the model was blonde),and proceeded to "give" her a thick unibrow,huge moustache, and a full beard. When she woke up, no one bothered to tell her that her face was used as a very beautiful canvas. Needless to say, it took about 4 days for the "excess facial hair" to come off,she missed her photo shoot, and,to this day, remains undiscovered. But,in all fairness, she made a beautiful bearded lady! | |
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Posted: 10/3/2006 1:58:27 PM | this guy at my work is rude to everyone and is always running hire up with lies about everyone in our department... he was on a different shift.. so everytime he would leave, we would take his things and hide them through out the office, and the latest thing that happened.. was .. Someone ate a toasted sub at his desk and through shit all around and then put an onion In the ear peace of his head set .... oOOO did the chit hit the fan or what .. but I mean .. Li never di any of this.. Im Innocent. :) | |
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