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Joined: 9/10/2005
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/3/2006 2:11:41 PM | Ok...so the Assistant Manager runs his wife's Sunfire into the back of a Mercedes SUV last night on the way home. Bugger has no insurance, so he sweet talks the lady down to exchanging phone numbers. He goes home, tells the wife, all is good. Minor damage to the SUV...slid under her bumper and bent the brackets is all...A few hundred dollars.
This morning, as he's always the first one to pull a stunt, he leaves the office for a bit.
Convinced our office lady to call his cell, and leave a message to this affect:
"Hi, this is "Insert name here". I"m just calling to let you know that when I told my husband about what happened yesterday after work, he got pretty angry about it. He made me take the Mercedes down to the garage and have an estimate done. Turns out that it is going to be 2700.00. I'm sorry to say that my husband forced me to go to the police and file a report, so unfortunately you will be hearing from the police shortly as I gave them your name and number. I really am sorry Mr.(insert name here), but this was my husband's doing and I wasn't able to talk him out of it."
Man, when this guy checked his messages when he got back to the office, he hit the roof. We let him call his wife and go on about it. However, on a plus note, he has insurance now, effective today....
Oh...we let him stew on it for about an hour. It was priceless. | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/3/2006 2:16:05 PM | | Friend had 30th birthday and neighbours wrote on the snow covered lawn in bright red spray "XXXXXXXX is 30, flirty and dirty" lol. In the Spring, she discovered that there must have been fertilizer mixed in with the spraypaint, cuz she had Bright Green grass saying the above! By mid spring, the grass had all died (too much fertilizer) and so she had "the saying" all spring and well into the summer, until the new grass seed took! | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/3/2006 3:10:06 PM | | Years ago when I was in the army on a rapelling course a girl on the course wanted to have some pictures of her rapelling down the wall of the rapel tower.She gave me her camera and asked if I could take some photos.No sooner had she gone up the tower when one of the guys said to me"hey get a shot of this"and proceded to whip out his johnson.The next thing someone else is saying "take this"and pulls a red eye.The next thing more guys are saying take this and take that.Before we knew it we had used up her film.When she came back I told her I got some great shots of her rapelling and they should turn out great.We never said a word about what was really on the film but I would have liked to have been a on the wall when she first looked at them.I never saw her again so I don't know how the pictures turned out. | |
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 10/4/2006 7:01:55 PM | Well This one guy would bragg how good his sandwiches he used to get from a certain store..he come back from the store and say you outta taste this sandwich we would all go oh shut up go eat it then you stupid bugger dotn tell us just eat it ..so on a friday he used to buy 2 one for saturday so he stuck them in the refridgerator and went off upstair to do his job ..so we snuck around and took pieces of newpaper cut to the shape of his meat and replaced it LOLLL he came down took a bite of his great sandwich and it full of yesterday news print LMFAOOO...man was he upset we just laff and said yummy sandwich huh...
Or your a night security guard and the house phone rings and no one is in the buliding but you ..we sneaked into where we worked and 2 guys works day shift and one guy on nights well he locks up everything and is ready to go home check the outside doors wheile he was doing that we snuck in and waited for him to come back and we rang the phone he just about died hearing the phone go off LMFAOOOOOoo...
I recall a time we were cleaning this lunchroom and my partner who i worked with had some bran muffins he had brought from home...he askedme if i wanted them i said no but hey lets play a joke on the daycare lady..so we asked the daycare lady if she was interested in these bran muffins she said yes il take them wih my coffee at my break so she was eating them i come running into the room asking my partner DID YOU SEE THOSE BRAN MUFFINS THAT I FOUND IN THE GARBAGE CAN..if ylou would of seen the face the daycare lady made it was PRICELESS..she started spitting them out and we just laffed at her....
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| Let's hear some good practical jokes and pranks you play on people
Posted: 3/25/2007 6:32:42 PM | | While going to college, I worked part-time in a real estate office where one of the agents was a jerk. I had access to his home address, which I copied and gave to the other agents. Every single postcard that we could find that said, "send no money now!", got sent in. The post office started requiring him to go to the post office to pick his mail up, which was a serious chore. For a couple months all he did is return crap he never wanted and and tried to get companies to stop billing him. Every day he would come in and regale us with his stories of life when you're on everyones mailing list. Still cracks me up. | |
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