| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/20/2005 4:06:02 AM | "LITTLE LADY",I'll send you a bottle of De-Icer,for those hard to get to areas, that might help.  NY. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/20/2005 2:16:41 PM | | When you are impatiently waiting for De-Icer to arrive from NM and you live in Canada, and all the while thinking of places you could use it...... it might just burn a bit. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/20/2005 5:07:54 PM | LOL,Littlelady,that's a hoot,and i'm blushing,thank's hun,you could always tape a pic of me on something other than the De-Icer,I could also send you a jar of NM's finest,"Mui Caliente" Hot Chile,But then you would really burn,and i'm not sure you want that kind of torture,lol.I'm more of a romantic,than the executioner type.But then again i am a Libra,So if you get me hot LLI'd get you even hotter,I aim to please.Nothing better on those cold TB nights.I need a shower now thanks,reaching for my meds,lol.Take care love.NY.  | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/21/2005 10:34:18 AM | When you wake up in the morning with a "hard on'.Before you get to the lightswitch,everything you bump into along the way,makes you feel electric down there,and suddenly those dreams and aspirations of being a porn star back in the 70's,creep back into your mind. NY. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/21/2005 11:22:32 AM | | When you look at a pic of a cute little animal and all you can think is the interesting things antlers can be used for. How to mount them so they are easy access, and what time of year to get them so they don't have (or do have) silt on them. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/21/2005 11:33:34 AM | LOL...You put way to much thought into that for it to be the first time you've had that thought!
You know you are too horny when the livestock start avoiding you | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/21/2005 12:44:45 PM | When the memory of two magazine offers come back to mind after 28 years and all you can remember about it was 'didn't they have good stories in them?', 'maybe I should pick one up again'/
But that is when you are too horny and desparate. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/21/2005 10:00:01 PM | You try to open a door and you take the knob home with you....
You go out of your way trying to get a gust of wind up your skirt..... | |
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