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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:05:57 PM | Where ya thinkin' about going?
When you wonder what Little Lady would do while in the car for 30 hours!  | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:09:28 PM | when men with big mouths excite you... j/k
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Anywhere I am truthfully invited, and will have honest kindness at the other end. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:27:11 PM | Florida's nice this time of year...just don't make any pitstops in Ohio LOL
When you have to dry hump your dog's leg when you get home | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:39:57 PM | when you grab your hammer and notice for the first time that it feels good in your hand.
OT: could make an interesting drive, stop in Ohio, stop in Georgia, and end in Flordia. Never doing more then meeting and getting to know. I do love to drive. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:47:37 PM | No Okie in your trunk when you get here. Even if he were to be tied up and gagged!
You start drooling as you cut holes in the melons and wonder what it would feel like..... | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:54:02 PM | when someone mentions melons and your mind goes to cucuumbers.
OT: I drive alone but I do like meeting new people. Just meeting. Besides if he was that good given time,(I'm not a first night thing) then the truck wouldn't continue... hehe | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 2:29:42 PM | | When you find yourself in your recliner with peanut butter in your crotch saying, "here doggie doggie doggie" | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 3:17:31 PM | when you have not slept for 5 days because the things that keep poping up in your mind reminds you that things do pop up at night.
OT:Could be a long trip.... but it could be cool to drive around the country and meet POF members. I did the 20 hour drive to London On. in June and met over 150 it was great, but only stayed there 36 hours. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 4:00:10 PM | sounds like a fun trip but way too short.
you go to the tailors just so she can measure your crotch area..... | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 7:18:48 PM | | When your Christmas shopping in the lingerie department. So embarrassing getting those looks today. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 10:04:52 PM | Little Lady, you can stop at my placeand spend some time resting up from all that driving.
When your hand has had sex with you so much that it goes to sleep right in the middle of mastrebating. Man, that has to be the ULTIMATE REJECTION!!! LOL
When your boss looks good to you and he's the same sex, and you ain't even gay. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 10:15:03 PM | when your heals are exciting in a whole new way
OT: but I never know where to go when I get to the city for anyone. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/4/2006 12:13:50 PM | | Well everyone Its been a while since ive been able to check on my Thread. But im back and wanna keep it going | |
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