| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/4/2006 4:28:07 PM | OK You know your TOO horny when:
your blood supply can't cover both and you're fainting upon arousal at inopportune times....
anyone got the "vapors?" {that's not what it is called, however, it sounds like it should be}  | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/5/2006 6:09:28 AM | When you start making googly eyes at your tampoons.. OR
Reading a forum with the word "horny" in it... | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/5/2006 11:14:37 AM | When You Get Horny From Watching the Fat old ladies moving around on Richard Simmons Sweating to the oldies | |
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Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 130 | |
| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/5/2006 3:18:14 PM | | When you go to bed you put on your smoking jacket and tell all your retreating to the Mastabatoruim for the evening. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/5/2006 3:23:41 PM | when you come home from an evening out, or just go to bed after using the computer,
and your underwear either sticks to the wall or can stand up by itself all night | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/18/2006 4:10:19 AM | You won't let anyone eat your last cucumber and call it your saturday night date !
Watching National Geographic in hopes of sneeking a peek of the male bison breeding rituals..  | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/22/2006 8:16:00 PM | Just thought the song Rosie by Jackson Brown suited this thread.
ARTIST: Jackson Browne
TITLE: Rosie
She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn't hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her a pass
So she could get in and see the show
Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on the stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I thought of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away
But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light, I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie
Well I guess I might have known from the start
She'd come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that I've been burned
By now you'd think I'd have learned
That it's who you look like
Not who you are
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie
Rosie, Rosie | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 5/6/2006 5:24:01 PM | ....... You Pay For online Sex sites
....... Watching A disney Movie and seeing all the Scantly clad women in the movie gets you hard.
.......(for the girls)Seeing all the well chiseled guys in the disney movies get ya wet lol
.....And when ever you hear the song I lig Big Butts I need a new pair of Boxers | |
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Joined: 4/20/2006
Msg: 139 | |
| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 5/6/2006 6:04:40 PM | lol I got one You Know Youre Too Horny When... you cut a slit in some liver and put it in hot water for a few hour's just so you can forget what your hand feel's like........dude that's sick. god I'm gross. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 5/11/2006 1:06:03 AM | | You know your too horny when... you fall asleep in your Lazy Boy eating Cheetos and watching porn and you wake with an orange appendage | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 5/11/2006 3:16:53 AM | You break out the Farrah Fawcett poster and a glass of wine
You always look for someone to have cyber/chat/cam sex with, on top of the reality stuff. | |
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| You Know You're Too Horny When...
Posted: 5/11/2006 8:47:42 AM | you need condoms for your inbox and you like it when it's full
when you steam up the car windows - by yourself | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 6/2/2006 1:28:15 PM | you enjoy telling people "it looks like another weekend with the Rita Hayworth handpuppet"
when you come back from a trip to the zoo and describe how each species observed during
your May visit was busily "mating" while you and your friends watched, took notes for class
and taped it for later replay (called "foreplay replay") -- especially how the anteaters went
at it for over twenty minutes nonstop until you finally moved on to another display
you have to point out that your class refers to a certain species' reproductive processes
as "worms and sperms and sperms and worms" | |
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