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unknown biker

Joined: 3/13/2004
Msg: 151
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You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 6/6/2006 11:58:55 AM
when someone says you are crabby and it excites you..

Funhalifaxguy

Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 152

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 6/17/2006 8:04:14 AM
When you get short of breath and really excited from reading the 7 pages of this post ;) lol

smiley spirit

Joined: 6/13/2006
Msg: 153

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 6/17/2006 9:54:46 AM
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard Keep em coming Sorry can't think of 1

rabidus_unus

Joined: 4/17/2005
Msg: 154

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 6/17/2006 11:32:34 AM
you drop 20 dollar bills on the road just to watch poeople bend over and pick em up

Funhalifaxguy

Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 155

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 6/28/2006 4:21:33 PM
... When you go to a sexaholics anon meeting to get laid. ... when Peanut butter and the dog are starting to look mighty sexy(sorry every1 lol) ... You Volunteer at an Old folks homes just to meet People(OMG thats gross lol) ... seeing Rosie O'donnell makes you need to change your underwear ;) ... The Manequin At the Mall is looking like a good Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am.

stan2gud

Joined: 3/4/2006
Msg: 156
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You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 6/28/2006 4:57:12 PM
you hope that cute little squirrel will want to bury your nuts next

Glasstigers

Joined: 12/31/2005
Msg: 157

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 6/28/2006 7:50:11 PM
....You go to prison just to get laid. ....You can switch hands and gain a stroke.

loverOF none

Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 158

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 6/28/2006 8:51:52 PM
You play with your own nipples....

stan2gud

Joined: 3/4/2006
Msg: 159
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You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 6/29/2006 1:44:22 PM
^^^ hey! what's wrong with playing with your own nipples???? oops, er.... back to work....

Funhalifaxguy

Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 160

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/2/2006 9:42:37 AM
You Go to see the Vagina Monolouges just because it has the word vagina in it :P (for the ladies) Your Gyno is your favorite person in the world :P (for the ladies) Fat **stard From Austin Powers Does look "dead sexy" You hold the Guiness world record for masterbating the most in 1 day :P Your nickname is stickypants and you like it :P You see a Condom wrapper on the ground and get sad because u havent got any for a LONG time p.s. playing with your own nipples isnt wrong LMAO

kalikat

Joined: 6/20/2006
Msg: 161

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/2/2006 10:45:51 AM
For a guy: when you have a refrigerator full of apple pies (see American Pie) For a girl: when you start looking at your hairbrush in a new way.

HarleyKat~

Joined: 8/5/2005
Msg: 162

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/2/2006 11:02:12 AM
...when you get wet in the produce aisle??

stan2gud

Joined: 3/4/2006
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You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/2/2006 4:06:23 PM
^^^ that would be due to the zuchinni, which are even better hung looking than the cucumbers.... am I right, ladies? noticing how every woman in every eatery watches me masticate... women give me food just to see me juice up while I masticate....

grkgq

Joined: 3/6/2005
Msg: 164

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/3/2006 2:22:09 AM
You get a job in a funeral home to get laid. Man that is sooooo dirty.... You know your too horny when... - every nooke and cranny in your house doesn't go "unnoticed." - you pumping gas makes you bust. - thinking of pumping gas makes you bust - when you fondle the volume dial on your car stereo - when you go to the beach for the sole purpose of dig holes - when your boner blows up and leaves you with nothing but blue balls - when viagra does nothing but lower your potency -when your fan is appealing enough to remind you of a blowjob, therfore coming to terms with "desperate times calls for deasperate measures."

One_Down_A*s_Guy

Joined: 7/2/2006
Msg: 165

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/23/2006 10:56:28 AM
when you start screaming your own name

Crane Man

Joined: 10/22/2005
Msg: 166

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/23/2006 3:02:55 PM
You are making weekly visits so often the Proctologists ask you to stop seeing them!

Cherrr

Joined: 7/15/2006
Msg: 167

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/23/2006 8:24:02 PM
LMAO......you guys are too funny

Top It

Joined: 5/26/2006
Msg: 168

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/24/2006 9:11:38 PM
You finally realize at "just that moment" you have mastered using the mouse on your computer with your non-dominant hand............

r3d

Joined: 11/28/2004
Msg: 169
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You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/24/2006 11:40:00 PM
damn, lotsa horny ppl out there

Funhalifaxguy

Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 170

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/26/2006 3:57:53 PM
Were not horny jsut dirty minded ;) and I must be the biggest dirty mind ever I started this Forum :p

Top It

Joined: 5/26/2006
Msg: 171

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/26/2006 4:47:29 PM
All the animals in the house have that "we are worried for our own safety again " look on their faces.

StayAndDrown

Joined: 6/9/2006
Msg: 172

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/26/2006 4:59:11 PM
when one beer augments peoples faces

Wild Artist

Joined: 5/10/2005
Msg: 173

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 7/26/2006 10:37:55 PM
When you buy a car with a stick shift and you don't drive. You practice bringing your knees to your chest just in case.....lol You try to find a candle that resembles a cucumber, so you don't have to worry about it spoiling. You do the splits and stick to the floor. Every man in the bar looks good and you haven't had a drink yet. doesn't look like it's a beer in his hand.

Funhalifaxguy

Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 174

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 8/7/2006 3:12:10 PM
....You Think that a gay bar might be the place to get some sort of action :P. ....Star Jones seems to do it for you ;). ....(ladies)You think to yourself. mmmm Drew carey can rock my world whenver he wants lol. ....You actually Pay for online sex sites (guys) .....just hearing the words-vagina, ****, sex, intercourse- makes you need a new pair of boxers (ladies) this turns you on

Chongo76

Joined: 7/14/2006
Msg: 175

You Know Youre Too Horny When... Posted: 8/7/2006 4:57:54 PM
when you scratch your balls, to relieve that itch, and you cum all over your arm!!!!!!

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