| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 1/9/2007 4:03:56 AM | Well everyone I keep losing accounts (Damn hackers) but im back and want to start this thread back up lol. Lets see what new stuff we can come up with.
You know your too horny when.....
...You hang out by the Ladies Plus store just to see if you can pick up
...(ladies) Snufflufugus nose looks like the best play toy in the world
... Does Rosie Odonell look sexier on the view(lol I may have crossed a line Just call me Donald lol)
... You watch your kids cartoons just to see the Busty girls they draw. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 1/11/2007 3:39:29 AM | | Your Kids Christmas Toys all come with batteries but on chirstmas morning when they open the toys the batteries mysteriously go missing :P | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/6/2007 8:52:59 PM | You know You're Too Horny When........You version of Silence of The Lambs is when you creep by the barn door. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/6/2007 9:37:31 PM | When the dog tucks his/her tail between their leg when you open a can of dog food 
When the cat hisses and spits at you when you open a can of tuna or friskies 
When your pets hide from you during feeding time  | |
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N*Love
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Joined: 2/22/2008
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 2/29/2008 10:21:36 PM | when you are calling in "sick" to stay at home with "Bob"..
when you can't answer phone calls...
when no amount of chocolate will help..
when you come on pof at 3 am and only answer sex questions..
when you start looking through intimate encounters profiles... | |
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