| Back hair and the women who love them...it.
Posted: 12/7/2004 8:19:43 AM | OK...NOT to sound toooo shallow...BUT......
I met a great guy... now mind you we hadn't really gotten the oportunity to get to know eachother yet....but He was BEAUTIFUL!!! tall dark hair BIG green eyes.... sexy, fit, baseball player executive....this man was the bomb... his smile melted me.. I actually thought I don't have a chance with this guy...........
~~then it happened........................................
..................................................He took off his shirt.....mmmmmmmmmm..then turned around... OMG!!! I thought shags were thick!!!.....
Nope couldn't bring my self to see him in quite the same light... | |
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| Back hair and the women who love them...it.
Posted: 12/10/2004 1:47:22 PM | I love being a genetic freak. Sure people find your physical presence horrible and your personality atrocious, but who cares? Not me, that's for sure.
You have to look at the big picture here, if a guy is great in a whole assload of ways, but he has too much body hair (personal opinion), so you just can't be with him, you are ridiculous and need brain-therapy. Modern society has brain washed you, it's not your fault, you are a victim. Don't worry, I'll school you in the ways of the mighty giggleparts.
Viva la cheveux arrieres
viva das ruckseitige Haar
VIVA THE BACK HAIR!
You are hairy... like animal!
MUAHAHAHAHA, feel my sexual power! Non can withstand my manimal lust!
Let all my hairy brethren rise up and take back, what's rightful ours! No more metro sexual manscaping! No more, matching outfits! No more, hair highlighting and frosted tips! No more, crying into your pillow at night, because you just saw 'Bridges of Madison County"!
Its go time people, men are made to be hulking, hairy, bulging freaks! That go around hunting and pillaging, we don't have time to blow dry our hair, we need to be sharpening our spears and completing feats of strength and cunning! Damn you with your body washes and your loofa’s and your little vials of creams! What do you take me for, a ruffle shirted dandy?
Nay, I say! Nine, NO, NEVER!
Sheer buffoonery!
Now I think it's time to stand around in my underwear cupping my balls, because that's what real men are all about! If anyone has a problem with that, I'll kick their ass, because that's what men do, they kick asses! Anything worth being solved, can be solved through sheer asskickery!
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Posted: 10/1/2006 11:11:45 PM | I still stand by my bs claims and I can because I'm a big strong man with man bulges ect. Do you think I got this way by being PC and appropriate in all social situations? NO! I did it by being awesome and kicking a*s! You know why I’m awesome and kick as*? It’s because the man behind the giggleparts is the supreme rocking son of a b*tch that every guy wants to be (minus the man boobs of course). I bestride this world like some kind of hirsute colossus or some sh*t. If I had a dime for every time a girl swooned at the sight of my manliness I’d have like at least 10 cents possible 15 if you count that one time…. Well, anyway you get the idea.
If experience has taught me anything, it’s that non hairy men are prone to lying… and stealing… and have small hands… and possibly have a penchant for baby eating. So as you can see I’ve built a solid case based upon a rock hard foundation of rumor and specious reasoning… which is all I need… ‘cause I’m a man.
And if any of you fools doubt me I’ll be in the back… cupping my balls… waiting… waiting for the pitiful disbelieving verbal diarrhea to come projecting from your stink hole.
This world was built on the hairy backed shoulders of my fellow brethren, let all who wish to break asunder this most sacred of covenants tremble with fear at my impotent wrath!
BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH……
Hugs and kisses,
The giggleparts | |
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| Back hair and the women who love them...it.
Posted: 10/2/2006 9:40:54 AM | | if you dont like back hair you could always help your man trim it, but at the end of the day its not how hairy he is it should be how much of a nice guy he is... you can trim hair but if a guys a sh*tbag how you going to change that? | |
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| Back hair and the women who love them...it.
Posted: 10/2/2006 6:50:41 PM |  
three cheers for giggleparts!!!
Give me a man, a real man, with hair and all! What's better than when my man lays on his tummy and I can run my fingers through his back hair, just like it was his chest. All the other ladies are jealous really, cause they can't attract a real man!!
giggleparts keep up the crusade...fight the good fight...tell them like it is....because those of us that know...we know that a hairy man is virile and sexually potent! All you ladies that prefer smooth men can have them....I'll take my hairy man....all days of the week!   | |
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| Back hair and the women who love them...it.
Posted: 10/3/2006 3:41:49 PM | ~ looking at the date on this thread... thinking of the living dead ~
I do have this one freak hair on my back that will keep on growing, like 3-4 inches or more if I don't pluck it. | |
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| Back hair and the women who love them...it.
Posted: 10/3/2006 6:02:07 PM |
I dated a blonde furry guy once..I enjoyed his hair really soft...
but these really pale guys with thick black hair everywhere
eeeewwwww !
Hey, I happen to be one of those pale guys with black hair. I'm no gorilla, but I have back hair, chest hair, and my arm hair gets thicker by the year.
I will not shave it off. Reason being, I am a skinny man and need to keep warm in the winter. 
So, yeah...hairy man checking in. I'm not gorilla but I am far from hairless. Happy median, I guess. | |
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Posted: 10/16/2006 12:27:10 AM | To preface my current environment.... I'm listening to 'just an illusion' by Imagination....
I am beast of thousand licks!
I am man who thrusts with purpose!
I be manimal lust reborn!
I don't have time to sculpt my bushes, I'm a man damn it!
We need more ladies out there like some of the ones that have chimed in about their love of man fur. This is my gospel and I speak it well and with purpose.
Rise up my fraternity of fur! Take back the day and the night!
Undue a button or three and let that sh!t show for all to see and marvel at.
the giggleparts - Now with improved handling! | |
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| Back hair and the women who love them...it.
Posted: 5/18/2008 8:38:37 PM | Giggleparts,
if you lived here, i would take you to a salon and have you waxed.As far as your Manlihood, Brazilian IS HOTT to a WOMAN. Nobody wants dental floss. I'd clean
you up. Keep that beautiful long hair that you have and let you start living outside of your cave and maybe inside of a woman
caio
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| Back hair and the women who love them...it.
Posted: 5/18/2008 9:58:28 PM | Apparently my seeds root deep...
Back from the dead a second time, like unwanted crabgrass.
I get that from time-to-time... the 'if you lived here' line.
My question is, how come I never live there?
PS - I'm still hairy, not shag carpet hairy... but, hairy.
the giggleparts - Like Lazarus, I too rise from miracle and rumor, yet the beyond grips me like a snake that knows the truth. | |
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