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 Author Thread: What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
 sassysmartass

Joined: 12/19/2005
Msg: 126
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 9:26:08 AM
does a remote control car count? (would have said d*nky car but not sure if that's politically correct anymore..lmao)

Serendipity...love that answer..what am I looking for...what am I looking for...what am I looking for...

somethings I'm looking for

my socks..the dryer keeps eating one of them

my sanity....it's tied up with duck tape and rope too often

my dream of someday being a beauty queen..lmao NOT (it's the sanity thing again)

my arms growing longer so I don't have to put on glasses to see..lol

as for what I'm looking for in the pond...hmmmm well just another place to intimidate men I guess...LOL


ssass
 Plow_boy

Joined: 12/16/2005
Msg: 127
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 9:30:56 AM
intimidate???..lol
someday you will get it right...males are right..your wrong...lol
and you forgot the Lemon Gin with the duck tape and rope..
and no "dinky toys" don't count, I want the real thing....
 sassysmartass

Joined: 12/19/2005
Msg: 128
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 9:39:05 AM
how could I forget the lemon gin....wait..I don't know what lemon gin is...I'm too young to remember such things..

did you know duck tape sticks to everything...

as for men being right...whatever you want to believe to make you happy..lol

ok on topic...

what else I am looking for....

Shares in everyready or duracell

my memory....I can't remember what I did 5 minutes ago

my money...I think the phone company stole all of it..lol

oh and a nice guy that finishes last cause I can't be bothered to run after anyone anymore..lol


ssass
 Plow_boy

Joined: 12/16/2005
Msg: 129
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 10:09:24 AM
okay thought here, there was a post about waxing...
now that duct tape sticks to everything...got me wondering...
what if women used duct tape to wax with???...inexpsense...readily available...one in every veichele....
and phone..well we all know phone companies invented "bundles" for women...
like come on now...what male has ever been on a call more then 3 to 5 mins???
huh huh huh
 goober dippin pants

Joined: 12/7/2005
Msg: 130
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 10:14:46 AM
This is an interesting thread, I enjoyed reading everyones responses. As for what I am looking for.....well right now, nothing specific. I like the forums on here, and have talked to a few cool people, thats good enough for me! When I first came on here, I was looking for a man to knock my socks off intellectually, and mentally......I see now that there are slim chances of that happening on a free dating site lol. So now I come on here when I want to alleviate my boredom!
 sassysmartass

Joined: 12/19/2005
Msg: 131
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 10:17:32 AM
"When I first came on here, I was looking for a man to knock my socks off intellectually, and mentally......I see now that there are slim chances of that happening on a free dating site lol"



How to win friends and influence people...lmao..D*MN Just me..you need to post more..lmaooooooooooo
 Plow_boy

Joined: 12/16/2005
Msg: 132
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 10:25:36 AM
ya I was gonna say.."you haven't met me yet"..
but thinking...I like to keep my socks on....(the feet don't smell so bad then)
and intellectually...hmmmmmmm
does that mean I have to play scrabble???
my spelling sucks at scrabble...
then again my spelling sucks PERIOD...
hey can we use "word" in scrabble???????
 sassysmartass

Joined: 12/19/2005
Msg: 133
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 10:54:51 AM
oh and I want a guy that will change just for me......

ocean property in sk is so nice this time of year...lmao



ssass
 Hus Yur Daddy

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 134
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 3:10:53 PM
I want a blonde.......36D 24 26......
 weR1

Joined: 11/6/2005
Msg: 135
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 3:12:27 PM
Plow she said she wanted an intellectual not a good speller; Scrabble may not cut it
 Hus Yur Daddy

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 136
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 3:17:32 PM
^^^^^^ 34b, but more than perfect
 weR1

Joined: 11/6/2005
Msg: 137
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 3:20:18 PM
How'd you do that? and How'd you know?
 meowmix

Joined: 1/16/2005
Msg: 138
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What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 3:28:51 PM
I'm looking for a non talking male slave.....

MM
 Sessieloubob

Joined: 12/1/2005
Msg: 139
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 3:32:19 PM
Hey find me one too...........

 Hus Yur Daddy

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 140
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 3:46:48 PM
i think he is with my non talking, always horny female slave
 Gumby21

Joined: 8/27/2005
Msg: 141
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What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 3:55:44 PM
HUMMMMMERS.....no wait, someone I would enjoy spending time with

Cheers
 Buttacup

Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 142
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 4:10:07 PM
Just some great friends!
 Hus Yur Daddy

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 143
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 4:12:34 PM
i'm with butta
 goober dippin pants

Joined: 12/7/2005
Msg: 144
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 8:44:30 PM
How to win friends and influence people...lmao..D*MN Just me..you need to post more..lmaooooooooooo



Ahem.....I reread my post and felt pretty foolish....that didn't come out the way it was supposed to...although, without trying to sound rude, I feel I have really hit the bottom of the barrel..today I got a msg from a wonderful guy who told me, and I quote "had tits like torpedoes"...I mean, come on!!

I am sure there are plenty of intelligent, good hearted people on here, quite a few who have posted in this forum...however, none of them msg me! I get the degenerates.....which is why I have only 2 pictures on my profile now.

I apologise if I over-generalized...won't happen again!
 weR1

Joined: 11/6/2005
Msg: 145
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 8:56:25 PM
C'mon Those ones are fun. You could say 'aww sorry you feel that way, I like to think of them as a launch pad for a rocket...guess it wasn't meant to be.' That kinda stuff scares the bjeezus outta the sick ones and the ons left are too dumb to know what you're doing. Just picture yourself as a cat lying in the sun batting a ball of string.
If anyone thinks that's cruel, I would agree if her profile said, please disrespect me and treat me like a peice of meat, if it doesn't then there is a chance he will learn from the experience and a probability that 'just me' can release some stress.
 DanoWpg

Joined: 9/27/2005
Msg: 146
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 9:02:17 PM
Did I say torpedoes?? oops I meant to say watermelons! Damn brain sometimes has a mind of its own...so how about coffee??
 Hus Yur Daddy

Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 147
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 9:12:14 PM
better than having tits like potato sacks, with nipples the size of dinner plates
 weR1

Joined: 11/6/2005
Msg: 148
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 9:18:40 PM
Gee first they're perfect now they're not; I'm confused!
 Sessieloubob

Joined: 12/1/2005
Msg: 149
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 9:22:35 PM
and what's wrong with dinner plates?????????


lunch anyone?
 DanoWpg

Joined: 9/27/2005
Msg: 150
What are you looking for in the fish pond?????
Posted: 12/28/2005 9:24:09 PM
What time does the diner open?
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