| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/25/2005 9:22:27 PM | | a guy doesnt need a pornopenis to be hung. those things are about useless cause it's scarey to see one coming at ya. just where is it supposed to go where its not gonna hurt. right back in his pants as far as i'm concerned. what a guy needs is to know how to be a good lover. if you have two inches and know how to get a lady relaxed and get her to climax then stick it in there she will consider you hung. believe it. those huge penises to me are like giving childbirth every day. and it hurts when they bang up the insides. a great big penis sawing away and sawing away down there is not the ultimate turn on. just my opinion. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/26/2005 9:17:15 PM | One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass." | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/26/2005 9:45:01 PM | That IS funny, Mizter. Great wit, but that story begs the question, Could that have anything to do with his current marital status? Just teasing.... 
Petunia G.
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/28/2005 11:36:46 PM | when he can walk down the beach carrying a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee i say that would classify him as hung. | |
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