yna6
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 9:23:19 PM | | tsk,tsk...some people have to learn to play with the little ones. sometimes bigger is better...sometimes not. Always wondered what a midget would be like, but way too scared of hurting her. Same with petite women...last thing I need...another broken toy...oops...errr...I mean a partner who gets hurt cause of me...yeah...that's what I meant...yep...really...I did....uh-huh! | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 9:27:15 PM | I can see it now fuzzy pictures with rulers I should have taken the night school
for photoshop I would be able to name mine after a small state. couldn't tell ya
if i'm average or not, don't care.
A mother is with her boy at the zoo when they reach the
elephant cage.
The 5 year old boy looks with amazement at the large beast and says
to his Mom, "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?"
Mom replies "That's his trunk."
The little boy goes, "I know that, the thing to the other side of
the trunk."
The Mom replies "Oh, that's his tail."
The boy goes, "I know that! No, what's that big thing hanging down
in between the trunk and tail."
Mother, wanting to avoid this subject at all costs, just says "Oh,
that's nothing" and whisks him off to the next exhibit.
Two weeks later he goes to the same zoo with his dad. They are at
the elephant exhibit and he asks his dad "What's that long thing
hanging down from the elephant?"
The dad replies, "That's his trunk."
"No, behind that!" says the kid.
"Oh, well that's his tail" replies the father.
"NO, in-between the trunk and the tail!" yells the kid.
Dad replies, "Son, that's the elephant's p*nis."
The kid, a bit puzzled, tells his dad, "But Mom said it was nothing."
Dad replied, "Well, your mom's been spoiled." | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 9:32:33 PM | OK Lets do a little test...
All men stand up....Drop your pants..pull out your weenie...turn your keyboard sideways...Flop that baby down...Does it go from Caps lock to enter key? If not, Guess you aren't hung  | |
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yna6
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Joined: 5/2/2004
Msg: 56 | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 9:40:07 PM | | ^^^^ you using one of those laptops with the small key boards, lol, ok, i couldnt resist. | |
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yna6
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Joined: 5/2/2004
Msg: 58 | |
| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 9:42:08 PM | ...good one!
Naw...can't afford these newer smaller models...have to use the old big clunky type...ah well...it has its merits... | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 9:45:37 PM | | I just hope he doesn't say he's hung in his first email to me - that's not the icebreaker some guys think it it. | |
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yna6
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Joined: 5/2/2004
Msg: 61 | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 9:54:51 PM |
Imma at least half way hung..(they say no guy admits to being small..lol)
does that mean you made it to G or H, happydaddy
I dont think guys should say anything about how big or small they are, i think you should just let the lady find out herself.
let her be pleasantly surprised, or disappointed what ever the case may be, lol. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 9:57:23 PM | "..(they say no guy admits to being small..lol)"
probably fair, never heard a woman admit to being "loose as a goose" either..
they're all tighter than a snake's azz to the ground/"tighter than a nun" (according to them..) :) | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 10:01:48 PM | All men stand up....Drop your pants..pull out your weenie...turn your keyboard sideways...Flop that baby down...Does it go from Caps lock to enter key? If not, Guess you aren't hung
Just took the test, with my nuts resting on the cap lock, I could type a capitol "J" while pushin down on the tip of my cock...guess I fall in the average category...haha:
edit: anyone know how to get pubes out of the keyboard...I'm out of canned air...Hmmmmm? | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 10:05:27 PM | ^^^
ewwwww...
I HOPE you people are using "Keyboard Kondoms" (spatter-proof)
OR no-one else uses that computer!!
midnight rider you're not at a public comp.. at the library, are you.?!?!
(this test is recommended ONLY in the privacy of your own home, not at the local internet cafe..)
practice SAFE computing, now..
no glove, no surf.. | |
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Joy.
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Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 68 | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 10:09:58 PM | well honestly i did not try it,was a" little" intimated
by the size of the space bar.. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 10:10:29 PM | haha yea if they gotta test you KNOW they're "unhung"
now a test for the ladies..
open your refrigerator
start with a carrot, test for "fit"; hopefully you stop somewhere between an English cuke & an eggplant..
if you go all the way to the watermelon, DO NOT contact me! :)
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/11/2005 10:29:29 PM | if you need to ask or make a thread about this subject, then your NOT hung. simple. now deal.
cheers. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 12:13:27 AM |
When can a guy say he's hung?
When his first name is William and he bombs out on American Idol singing "She Bangs". | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 12:16:23 AM |
(they say no guy admits to being small..lol)
Howard Stern does..
claims to be hung like a raisin.. | |
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