| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 12:21:38 AM |
or as the old joke goes.. carry a dozen dougnuts and two cups of coffee at the same time.. your hung.
if you can carry doughnuts, then you're not hung, you're a twizzler.. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 2:19:14 AM | I'm hung....
Like a tic-tac with two altoids...
it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Hahah, I love those jokes.
But seriously, it's huge :P | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 5:58:50 AM | | well....my mom used to call me 'big chief crooked d*nk' my ex discribed as ' long, mean and to the left'........................ | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 2:21:32 PM |
well....my mom used to call me 'big chief crooked d*nk' my ex discribed as ' long, mean and to the left'
HaHaHa...you can still take the test Bro...you just gutta aim for "F10" instead of the "enter key"...  | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 3:02:15 PM |
When can a guy say he's hung?
The bedroom would be the best place, a little warning goes a long way. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 3:27:28 PM | Whew....I broke out into a sweat thinking about you men taking that *test*
I bet this is the first test ever...you are asked to please NOT pull out your *pencil* | |
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jimi77
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Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 89 | |
| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 4:12:40 PM | when others behind you step on it..
they call me jimi 3 knee.. left knee, right knee and wheenie | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 4:26:48 PM | Ok this is about the dumbest darn question out there.
remedy: if she doesn't say ouch upon insertion, if she doesn't have a stomach ach afterwards. if you get it in and it feels like your any tighter and it would just pop off. if you can never get it all the way in becauseit seems like you have hit a brick wall inside her.
Remember Hung is not always the question, the size of whats between womens legs may vary too. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 4:38:15 PM | people ask you where you got that funky cane you're walking with..
and you don't have a cane.. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 4:50:36 PM | did the test: results are in folks!!!! (can't believe i really did this test).........well i fit between the tab and shift key nicely......"cap locks being the middle"......i can reach the 'b'
ohh...and another name i had was....'the crippler' because i'd 'stir' hers guts!...loved it-then hated me afterward. but we both had smiles. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 5:11:08 PM | | Shouldn't the tip reach the H instead of the B? Am I right or am I just being too involved? What kind of keyboard or what kind of penis is that? | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 5:11:43 PM | | When under hypnosis, he has a past-life recollection, and remembers swinging from a tree, a gallows, or something similar, and his neck is in a rope. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 6:30:25 PM | | you know i've been with a few ladies that it was hard to insert and i was with 2 that were rather ummmmm..... loose so i guess it depends on the women too? right? i don't know i've been able to stick 3&1/2 fingers in one sooooo i guess thats loose right? and i hurt 2... hmm but the rest were fine..... but i wouldn't consider myself hung | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 6:34:15 PM | What's the deal with men being so worried about their size?
Why don't women walk around feeling the need to say their boobs are huge?
And, as for this post on the first page...
if the ladies tell ya that your big, your big! ..ultimate compliment
HEH!! Is that what men think? | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 6:42:51 PM | ^^^
probably 'boobs'are not QUITE as 'essential" a thing as the penis is to a man's sense of identity..
And since you mention it, IME, MOST women ARE very sensitive about the size of their "boobs" esp. if they are less than "well-endowed"..
Most "smaller" women, even really intelligent and "together" ones, if you REALLY get to know them and they let their guard down a bit, willl let slip comments showing that they think about it quite a bit, and often feel insecure about it..
It is not by accident that "breast augmentation" is one of the most popular plastic surgeries..
why the hang a woman would ever go under the knife to get saline or silicone bags shoved in there, I will never understand..
Esp. since IMO, most women look better with smaller, more natural ones anyway; I personally have a preference for smaller, more streamlined..
Must OBVIOUSLY be a high level of insecurity about this issue on the part of a great number of women! | |
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LL3
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Joined: 9/10/2005
Msg: 100 | |
| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/12/2005 6:57:43 PM | I can't believe I actually read this and looked at the keyboard....yikes! But for reference
a;lskgnao;ishrgoakjnsdgahopd all at once! NOt.. | |
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