| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/13/2005 9:09:23 PM | FloridaBrunette,
I did the keyboard test on my PDA sideways, and was able to surpass it 3 times, does that count?  | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/13/2005 9:13:42 PM | ive never been hung as ive never been convicted of any crimes,
but i do have a huge cok! | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/13/2005 9:21:28 PM | You guys are way too concerned about the size of your penises...believe me, there are other things you could be working on that are much more important to women...seriously...
stop worrying so much about the size or circumference of your penis and pay more attention to your personality traits. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/13/2005 10:31:48 PM | Guys, you will know that you made the grade for sure when you next POF date doesn't chirp the following ode to you, when you finally show her the beast.
Ladies, memorize this -- it may be needed, more likely than not!
Gloria Gaynor -- I Will Survive (resized)
At first I was afraid I was petrified
When you said you had ten inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on
But there you stood, another lie
I was craving a Big Mac instead you'd brought me a French Fry
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no anaconda hiding in those jeans
Go on now go, walk out the door
Don't you promise me ten inches, then show up with only four
How could you ever think that I would not find you out
I am only joking
I am only joking when I say size doesn't count
Do you know why, I will survive?
Cuz as long as they sell batteries my sex life is gonna thrive
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex
I'll survive I will survive
Hey hey
(Music)
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
Oh go on now go, I will survive
Cuz as long as they sell batteries my sex life's gonna thrive
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex
I'll survive I will survive
Hey hey | |
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n8dz
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Joined: 8/4/2004
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/13/2005 11:11:04 PM | | my penis is the size of a peanut! have you seen it? **** naw you aint seen it, its the size of a peanut! | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 12:27:32 AM | Why is there always some hangup about the size of somebody's**** It's not about the size and hell, you really don't even have to know how to use it, if it is shaped right. Curve up to your belly? G-Spot Striker...go from behind..works everytime...Curves down? go from the side or have her ride you..may not strike the G but will sure as hell make her remember you were there...Sex isn't just about the****either...remember that you have a perfectly functioning tongue, lips and fingers. Foreplay is what will really get her hot & bothered and so sensitive that she wouldn't care if you were sticking her with a paper clip, she would still be turned on and treating you like you were Long Dong Silver. "It's not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean" is a bunch of hogwash..lick her clit for about 45 minutes and let her cum about 3 or 4 times and she will be so sensitive that it won't even matter to her.
"Your friendly neighborhood G-Spot Striker"  | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 1:25:09 AM | When can a guy say he's hung?
When they blindfold you, march you up the the scaffold ,put the noose around your neck
and open the trap doors ...you're HUNG for sure..... | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 1:31:03 AM | aren't we all on the "Sex and Dating" forum? of course these kinds of questions are going to come up; Posts suggesting people consider their personality traits should be kept in other forums 
and as far as size goes, women's "sizes" vary just as much as men's. a guy could be too much for one woman, but to another woman, he could be throwing a pickle down a hallway.
and if you don't know when you're satisfying a woman, then, well, i just don't know what to say except, i'm sorry  | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 4:39:07 AM | ^^^
batman seems a "little" hostile, setting back the image of the enlightened male by..oh, say 10000 years...
women must be lining up to get with a bitter, hate-filled dude like you, man..
I dunno, maybe you should try girls "not" related by blood to you...?
or ones who shower more than once a week?
I have not run into the "fishy" thing very often..hardly ever actually, I think once, probably an infection or something
A healthy, clean vagina doesn't smell 'bad'; in fact to a lot of men (including me) it's a turn-on..
And you think that "90%" of women can only handle 4"-6" and your 8" "hurts them" ?
Umm, I'm that size and can't say I've found that..
then again my women are well OVER 14 years old.. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 6:55:27 AM |
Most chicks like to hear themselves talk and think if they say 'bigger is better" that everyone will think she's cool or something. When the aactual fact is 90% of women can only handle between 4"-6" inches at most. I am 8" inches and and I have never gotten my d*ck all the way in a woman before hitting their cervix and they say its hurts. There is usually 3" or 4" inches that just doesn't go in. So relax, you can still dominate chicks and make them cry with a smaller d*ck and feel good that you are dominating them with your d*ck.
Batman...who are you screwing? 12 year olds? I have 9" and have never had any problems getting it all the way in and mind you that I generally date women that are shorter in stature. So I guess I am dating that 10% that can handle it all? LMAO!!!!!! | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 7:01:45 AM | ^^^
sorry to say this, but he may be..sounds like a hillbilly..
hopefully it's not his own daughter.. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 7:05:07 AM | batman unfortunately you are helping to reinforce the stereotypes about backwoods Nova Scotia being full of hillbillies..
That's not your own daughter who says you're "too big", is it?
I know most of the people there are not like that..then there's you..
But they DO shoot "Trailer Park Boys" down there, don't they?
have you ever been an 'extra' on the set because no costume or makeup would be required? | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 8:05:18 AM | True story:
My sister had the hots for a gorgeous, tall, well built fella a couple of months ago. After some intense flirting and expensive phone bills, they met. He was hung like a 6-year old. She was so disappointed in bed that she couldn't bear to call him again. Size does matter, somewhat. It's about one of the only reasons you can get out of an arranged marraige in India, too. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 8:30:18 AM | i can't believe i am giving this information out for free, but there are three terms:
hung big and well endowed. Here are the definitions, hung means you have zero insecurities that she will find it big when you are on your date and you are thinking about whether she will find it big. Big means you are ****ing her and you say it's big eh, you have zero insecurities that she will say anything but yes!!. And well endowed means you have zero insecurities that when she tells her friends about your cack~ she will be bragging and not lamenting!! yo
thanks and to all a good night
any more questions just ask!! lol ha ha | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 8:46:30 AM | when Can a guy say he is hung? never, I repeat never. If you are hung your partner(s) will let you know, and if they don't, as long as they are coming back for more you should have no worries.
guys ask am I big enough.....girls ask am I getting fat........visible insecurities are a big turn off wouldn't you agree?
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gabbyT
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Joined: 5/18/2005
Msg: 146 | |
| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 9:54:45 AM | This is in response to Joy...My personal opinion is that if you are at least 8" long and cannot wrap your fingers all the way around your shaft, you are hung. An 8" pencil d*ck doesn't count!!!
Aint that the truth...LMAO | |
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gabbyT
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Joined: 5/18/2005
Msg: 147 | |
| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 9:57:02 AM | If you can't fit your finger between the rope and your neck, you're hung......
Good response to the question, actually LOL. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 10:03:51 AM | if the ladies tell ya that your big, your big! ..ultimate compliment
How do you know that they aren't lying or just trying to make you feel better? Most women will tell you that you have a big richard won't they?
Wait a minute. If women tell you you are big and eventually you run into a girl who says that you are too big, you know you might actually be big. Like if she says she can't be on top because you are hitting the back. So you have to get on top (or from behind) and gently do her without complete insertion.
Of course, then that could also just be a woman with a small box. Unless you know that woman has been active and had a kid, then you know its unlikely she has a small box.
That would be the best clue? | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/14/2005 10:21:02 AM | | Im with you on the 8" inches thing. I can only handle 7. I have seen some guys that are too big. Hopefully you're not one of them. It can be frightening to stare a horse****in the face. lol | |
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dud
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Joined: 9/9/2005
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