| Most cherished male nickname...
Posted: 10/15/2005 7:26:33 AM | The most cherished nickname a man can have it TRIPOD when it has nothing to do with photography -  Now THAT is HUNG! | |
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| Most cherished male nickname...
Posted: 10/15/2005 10:04:45 AM | I put visuals to the test too funny.Intellectual biorythms are way down what can i say
Male #1:slaps his pride and joy on the keyboard: F?? no way i'm admitting to this maybe if i stretch it to J it should be ok.
Male #2: swaggers to keyboard: Enter: smirks, eat your heart out guys I've got the magic word
Male #3: F10 puts a whole new twist on things It's not enter but close
Male #4: forgot there are 2 shift keys so I presume he ends where he began, now we're into Quantum physics. | |
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Mzzzy
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Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 178 | |
| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/15/2005 11:10:33 AM | When I look at him and say ...OMG..you better put that thing up cause it ain't gonna fit in nothing on my body mister!....That there's a weapon...and I have seen a few! | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/15/2005 12:09:41 PM | A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had pen*ses 24 inches long. When males reach a certain age, a string is tied around their penises. And on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the pen*s to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said,
"How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?"
The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his pen*s.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?"
"Well, it looks like we're about half way there" he replied.
"Wow, you've grown to 12 inches??"
"No...it's turned black." | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/16/2005 12:39:26 AM | That's Fabulous!! My BroInLaw'll Love it!!
I agree with several other comments..._I_ always say:
"It ain't the Engine...it's the Engineer!!"
A roommate of mine in the AF had one that touched his knees!!
{I hope he went into Adult Movies!!}
Personally, Mine's 9" when he's really enraged..Wanna see my 'Sunday Morning' portrait...??
But, again, i try to take pride in satisfying my partner as much as she can Stand...then just a little MORE..to make her want to Continue as soon as she recovers...!!
My{late}wife discovered her Multi- capability with me,{and so did _I_!!} and we set some Great personal records!!
I really Miss having 12 sessions in 11 Hours...14/4 climaxes in a single session..
an Hour + 42 min single sessions!! They were all broken several times, but at a certain point...Who can COUNT???!!!
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"A man is 'Hung' when his wife finds another womans underwear...in his SHIRT!!!"
**Kiss!!** ~ J | |
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sal999
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Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 182 | |
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janieo
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Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 183 | |
| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/16/2005 5:36:39 AM |
And really, guy's - don't get hung-up about this size crap. When you're
old and toothless (about age 50), no woman in the world is gonna give two sh#ts about
how big your willie is. Willie is all yours when that day comes.[/qoute]
That's not true ... no matter how old we are we're paying attention. I can't speak for any of the other "past 50" ladies here, but I sit up and take notice ... so guys, no matter how old you are, take good care of your package ... we're still interested. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/16/2005 11:15:52 AM | | lmao well I don't know about sizes but don't they say the average is like 6 and a half inches or something what makes me laugh is when guys say they're 11/12 inches I'm like yeah any bloke could be that big if the blew a pic of it up to A4. I would hate a guy that I cared about to pull his undercrackers down and give me the thought oh dear god you're not bringing that thing near me lmao :) | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/16/2005 11:36:04 AM |
If you can't fit your finger between the rope and your neck, you're hung......
ROFL!!!!
If she gasps and grins when you drop the boxers, you're hung. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 2:05:37 PM |
If she gasps and grins when you drop the boxers, you're hung.
If she coos and giggles, you're not...... | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 3:50:02 PM |
If she coos and giggles, you're not......
Or if she says "Hey, that looks almost like a REAL penis...only smaller."
Then you're probably NOT.
(Stone, you crack me up!) | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 5:36:25 PM | Woman: I thought you said you had a big organ.
Man: You didn't tell me I would be playing in a Cathedral.
Woman: Who is that little thing going to satisfy?
Man: Me.
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 6:44:06 PM | | Do ladies think that the top 5% (above 7.5 inches) are well hung or only the top 0.1% (9 inches)? | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 6:53:34 PM | Ladies think that a man who makes a genuine attempt to make a woman happy, regardless of his penis size, is well-hung...between the ears.
(Speaking for myself, here.) | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 7:24:36 PM | I was being serious...
Anything above average is well-hung, speaking for myself. I've seen stuff online (on CAMS, no less...and they wonder why I don't accept those "view my cam" invites) that scares ME, and I'm fearless and have borne three children. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 8:38:51 PM |
Ladies think that a man who makes a genuine attempt to make a woman happy, regardless of his penis size, is well-hung...between the ears.
Angie, you say the sweetest things....
Then I claim to be hung to my waist......... | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 8:44:35 PM | Thanks, Stone...you're probably EXTREMELY well-hung, using my definition (and possibly the other one, too)...
But I'm just going on your posts, of course. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 8:54:06 PM | I'm just gonna start asking for a dossier to be prepared and submitted to Fox.
I don't trust my own judgment, but she's always dead bangers on. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 9:07:28 PM | If he IS, he doesn't HAVE to SAY it..
If he's NOT, better NOT to say it..
Women assume a lot of things when they don't know for sure. Talking in general terms. If you have something people often assume you don't. | |
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