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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 9:14:31 PM | The point I am trying to make is that MEN care about penis size, women do not. We do not carry rulers or tape measures with us so we can determine a man's suitability as a sexual partner.
I would also suggest that most of us would be quite happy to NEVER hear another man talk about the size of his "equipment". | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 9:14:35 PM |
Men assume women carry rulers. It is ridiculous.
Okay, what's the old one-liner?
How can you expect me to be good with numbers when you've been telling me that this (holding thumb and finger about three inches apart) is eight inches for ten years?
Or SOMETHING like that. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 9:17:30 PM | That is exactly what I am talking about. As far as the women not caring about size thing. Please.
I had a friend, Mike. Fate was not kind to Mike. He asked a girl who worked with him at a gas station out and they went out on a date. One thing led to another and she wound up laughing at him. She told me that he tried to show it to her and it was like a pencil and she wouldn't even feel it.
And no Mike, isn't me. In fact, Mike turned out to be bi-sexual and thought at one point that he was dating me because we were hanging out. He tried to put the moves on me and is no longer my friend. I would never make something that terrible up.
He even started wearing drag and calling himself Michelle (although I think this was mostly to pi$$ off his parents). | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 9:49:47 PM | MLR: I never said that women don't care about size, Darlin'...never. I believe that what I said initially, if it were to be perceived in the manner which it was written and translated accurately, would state that a man who makes an effort to satisfy a woman is going to be considered "well-hung," even if he's average-sized, and especially if he's more than average.
Your SPECIFIC question was about the 5 percent versus the 1 percent, which you reiterated...and my answer was that anything larger than the norm would be considered to be "well-hung." THAT's just a given...if there's an actual average, bigger would be the superlative. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 10:13:39 PM | Well, according to sources on the net the average size of the penis is about 5". So I would say that if you are above average then you are ‘hung’. When I was younger I always thought I had a small penis because of how big everybody else claimed theirs was but then I joined the navy and during boot camp when we would all shower I got quite a few points of reference and came to realize that I was actually quite large and well above the average. I also came to realize that the myth that all black men are well hung is just that, a myth. Black men are hung no better than any other race. So far every girl I have ever been with has had a hard time taking it all unless she was very aroused and wet and I am just over 6" in length with a very proportionate width. I used to go to the sex shops with my ex and noticed right then and there I was as big if not bigger than what they would call a big dildo.
To wrap it up, If you have to ask then you are probably not hung… | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 10:17:50 PM | You can be 'hung' yet have a girth of a pencil. My friend described this one
guy's****and she took forever to describe it to me because she was
keeling over laughing so hard. So, f/ck your length, girth matter's too.
And yes, women do talk about men's penis size - OFTEN. Don't buy
in to anyone trying to tell you different. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 10:46:39 PM | Black men are hung no better than any other race.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... If you say so....
All I know about relative size is what women have told me. But you never know, they could have been lying to make me feel better.
Nice car, by the way Rooster. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/17/2005 11:06:37 PM | I know you are but what am I (and learn to use spell check).
Then again you may have experienced more penises than any girl I have slept with, so you might have a point.
Thank you for the honest appraisal of your expert opinion.
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/18/2005 5:09:34 AM | Well lets just say, I don't get jealous when I go to the garden to pick cucumbers..... But I quit growing zuchini (sp?) years ago! | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/18/2005 5:27:04 AM | "When can a guy say he's hung?"
Why should he? Yet again, not every woman will want the same thing. By no means do I think I'm above average, but I've never gotten a single complaint with the women I've been with. That's all I need. If any particular woman isn't happy with my penis (or any other part of me to the point where it breaks a relationship) then it's time to move on and find someone else. | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/18/2005 9:24:35 AM | Thanks, I recently sold it... :^(
Look, allow me to elaborate. I used to work in the porn industry, not making movies but instead promoting it and helping with certain aspects of the production process and I can tell you first hand that it is indeed a complete myth that all black men are hung like elephants. A select few are but most are just average size like the rest of us. In fact several studies that have been conducted (which you can find if you do a search for) show it is in no way linked to race but has more to do with body proportion and how stressed the body was durring it's growing phase. For instance I am almost 6'2" and I have a little over 6" to work with where as someone who is 5' tall would have less. Unless they are a freak of nature and there is more penis to them than man. Like a midgit with a foot long apendage. When you watch a porno that has a black guy that is hung like an elephat you must also take into consideration that he is probably also very tall... | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/18/2005 9:39:22 AM | Not to thread jack but here is more of the car...
http://members.cox.net/the.rooster/rooster.htm
And you can bet your ass I will be getting another one soon... | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/19/2005 2:16:50 PM | A guy can say he is hung when:
his lawyer doesn't show on time for the final divorce hearing,
the Lady Judge is PMS'ing and having hot flashes
the Ex is PMSing
the Ex's female lawyer is PMSing and having hot flashes
the Ex found all the off shore accounts
your Ex called the Revenue people to appear in Court
the tax person who appeared is female and is PMSing and was a former girlfriend you dumped
you just saw your one credible witness making out with your Ex in the hall
you parked in a 30 minute zone figuring it would all be over in a few minutes
your lawyer finally appears and groans under his breathe saying "Dam my Ex is presiding again" | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/19/2005 2:57:41 PM | @ The Rooster:
Black men have in general probably not put a lot of effort into dispelling this "myth"...
(spoken tongue-in-cheek, people..sarcasm, get it? )
LOL :) | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/21/2005 5:17:02 AM | Thanks again, 20 Fingers: :)
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Shriveled little short****man
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What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some fukkin' tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest****
I've ever seen in my whole life
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Get the **** outta here
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Shriveled little short****man
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Uh! Uh! Uh! ....
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey
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Eeny-weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short****man
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/21/2005 2:19:56 PM | hahaha ^^^^^ love that song, I listen to it every day
Isnt that cute, a second belly button  | |
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| When can a guy say he's hung?
Posted: 10/21/2005 3:35:20 PM | why are so worried about what people think if you have been told that you are big then great go celebrate and get your poke on | |
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