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 Author Thread: why the British have a Paranoia with Sex?
 hoping42

Joined: 9/2/2005
Msg: 801
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 3:03:34 AM
With regards to stockings - black, smooth, hold up ones. Definately not the chainmail ones though

Ok, so here we are again, it's that time of year - "Halloween". Yet another hideous American import. Gangs of kids roaming the streets demanding sweets/chocolate/money with menace and the dreaded words "trick or treat". And then you have people dressing up in silly costumes - but the Police do have a job to do so let them get on with it.

Oddly enough, when I lived in Nottingham and had dogs, I never got pestered by trick or treaters. Perhaps the sight of a big German Shepherd dog bounding down the driveway towards them was enough to deter them from ever coming back - "trick or treat you say? I'll just let the dog out, then you decide". Cruel? perhaps. Entertaining? Oh yes, nothing funnier than watching a group 6yr olds scrambling over hedges and gates trying to get away.

And then, once Halloween is out the way, we have bonfire night to contend with. All that banging and flashing, and on top of that, people letting of fireworks.

But why exactly do we celebrate November 5th? Guy Fawkes failed and was arrested before he could light the fuse, and his cronies were arrested not long after, so the gunpowder plot was a dismal failure.

Of course, back then there was no Human Rights act to hide behind, where as today, Abdul Mahatmacoat can happily walk into Parliment with 20lbs of semtex strapped to himself and the Police won't do anything - "can't infringe on his Human Rights now can we" they would say.

Personally, I think November 5th should be got rid off. The amount of people that are injured raises every year. People suffer burns, blindness, lose of fingers - mostly through the stupidity
of others. And then there is harm done to animals by cruel idiots who think it's funny to tie a banger to a cat's tail - wonder have much these idiots would laugh if someone tied a banger to their tails?
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 802
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 4:31:11 AM
is there a right answer to it tho bomb/ both have their merit

peronsally as long as they flatter the wearer then they achieve their purpose, for the admirer at least

peronalli i prefer the sheer clers stockings, nice feel to them

but for heavens sake the inventor/designer of the thick black woolly ones should have been shot at birth, not to my taste lol
 hoping42

Joined: 9/2/2005
Msg: 803
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 4:54:22 AM
Woolley ones? YUK
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 804
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:03:13 AM
you said it good Knight

soon as we get a cold snap - out they come uuurrgghhh
 hoping42

Joined: 9/2/2005
Msg: 805
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:39:21 AM
Where I used to work in Derby. A lass there used to wear the woollies one all the time, even in summer - how gross is that?
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 806
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:40:47 AM
jings hoping - was she secretary of the Norah batty fan club perchance?
 hoping42

Joined: 9/2/2005
Msg: 807
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:49:27 AM
She was bloody weird I know that much.
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 808
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:52:42 AM
maybe they werent tights, maybe she just had a problem with air on her legs?
 hoping42

Joined: 9/2/2005
Msg: 809
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:56:44 AM
Hairy legs - almost as bad as woollies tights.
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 810
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 6:07:30 AM
yeah gives me the shudderrs thinking about it!!

we used t have a girl in our office who wore knee high boots every day - always dark brown, hopefully she had more than one pair

hey must have beef a bit tricky to keep fresh
 sexykittenxx

Joined: 9/15/2005
Msg: 811
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 7:10:29 AM
My legs are nice and smooth!!!! lol xx
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 812
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 7:12:46 AM
thats good to hear sk were all happier now lol
 sexykittenxx

Joined: 9/15/2005
Msg: 813
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 7:21:33 AM
so are my legs lol
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 814
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 7:27:12 AM
yes we have to have yr pins looking and feeling their best, no telling when they are going to be next admired
 sexykittenxx

Joined: 9/15/2005
Msg: 815
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 8:13:43 AM
I was gonna say, yes when im riding on a donkey they can be seen, but then realised that could be misconstrude!!
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 816
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 9:10:20 AM
i thought lady godiva rode a horse not a donkey sk?
 helan

Joined: 5/23/2005
Msg: 817
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change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 4:51:12 PM
a horse, a donkey, does it really matter??????????

they are from the same family lol
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 818
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 4:53:55 PM
yes but ladies have an affinity with horses lol
 sexykittenxx

Joined: 9/15/2005
Msg: 819
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 4:55:20 PM
i prefer a thorough bred!
 helan

Joined: 5/23/2005
Msg: 820
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change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:01:33 PM
i hate horses but a donkey aint half bad lol
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 821
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:10:04 PM
i thought you were into stallios sk? lol

yeah donkeys are safer helan, not as far to fall lol
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 822
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:16:08 PM
Well looking at some of the posts tonight, all these sex thereads seem to have attracted all the pervs, paedos and lunatics like flies round a dungheap!!
 Roaul

Joined: 4/14/2004
Msg: 823
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:19:28 PM
aye lad but a wee shetland pony is even nearer to ta ground
 Captain Fantastic

Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 824
change of subject cos its boring! halloween or bonfire night plans?
Posted: 10/26/2005 5:21:22 PM
very tyrue mate and may i say perhaps more appealling to the eye too
 Leece

Joined: 10/9/2005
Msg: 825
Stockings? Hold ups or Suspendered?
Posted: 10/27/2005 5:45:14 AM
I like the hold ups... easier to get off... well apart from the pain involved in peeling them off your skin.

On another note, I had a B/F once who really loved to lick them... he liked me to prance around in my 5 inch heels and stockings and he would follow on his hands and knees just licking the backs of my legs. Relationship didn't last long... I got bored!
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