theedj
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Joined: 8/22/2005
Msg: 101 | |
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| Speaking words of wisdom...
Posted: 3/18/2007 5:23:11 PM | This...
Don,t kick a porcupine with rubber boots on.
Plus this...
Why would a porcupine have rubber boots on?
Equals this...
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
You people slay me.
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OT: Let it be. | |
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| Speaking words of wisdom...
Posted: 3/18/2007 7:28:13 PM | | Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible, horrible thing: no one to blame. | |
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| Speaking words of wisdom...
Posted: 3/18/2007 10:22:24 PM | A good one that I live by in regards to my job is....
"Do you want to be right or do you want to be successful?"
Sometimes being right isn't being successful when dealing with customers. | |
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| Speaking words of wisdom...
Posted: 3/19/2007 4:24:29 AM |
Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things, lol!
HILARIOUS !!!
Life is wiggly like a bucket of live eels. They move constantly because that is the nature of eels.
Never throw a bird at a dragon and never turn your back on a frog.
Following the herd is okay, if you happen to be a cow. | |
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| Speaking words of wisdom...
Posted: 3/19/2007 12:20:22 PM | If you fool around with him, you're not fighting for your man- you're being a bonehead. - A book I can't remember it might of been Pamela Andersons book ...
Girls ... Don't waste the pretty. - A book I can't remember I think it was he's just not that into you ...
No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't. - Marilyn Monroe | |
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| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/19/2007 4:39:09 PM | Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. -Jesse Ventura-
Going to the strippers is like putting your money in a paper shredder. -David Spade-
You are so much more than you think you are. -a close friend- | |
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| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/19/2007 4:40:22 PM | Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat. -Jesse Ventura-
Going to the strippers is like putting your money in a paper shredder. -David Spade-
You are so much more than you think you are. -a close friend- | |
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| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/19/2007 7:58:41 PM | "Dos Cervesas Por Favor!"
and from today...
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do. So...sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain | |
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| Speaking words of wisdom...
Posted: 3/19/2007 8:20:41 PM | Sorry to contradict you unky Duffy, BUT.....
First impressions are nothing....seeing what a person truly is takes many months. That's when the true colors come out and THAT is when it matters. If they can stay like the first impression that you see, then that is genuinely who they are, then you got it made. If they don't stay like that, then you know it's been all smoke up your a$$ and move on without taking a second look back. | |
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| Speaking words of wisdom...
Posted: 3/20/2007 5:59:37 AM | To all singles:
"prepare to spend your entire life alone, then, if a partner comes along, it's an added bonus" meh.....I might rather live alone!
Edit: ya, I'll take the alone part....and just use boys for pleasure!!!
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| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/20/2007 6:49:13 AM | From my favorite queen of menopause.........Maxine
We don't need high-tech military equipment. All we need is an army of women going through perimenopause at the same time!!!!
In other words, don't give a gun to a woman having hot flashes!! | |
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| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/20/2007 8:22:28 AM | BEAUTY FADES ....DUMB IS FOREVER.......~unknown
TO THINE OWNSELF BE TRUE........~the bible
IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE
SHUT THE FU*K UP........... ~ Thumper in Bambi ( ok I changed it slightly)
I CRIED BECAUSE I DID NOT HAVE NEW SHOES ...TILL I SAW A MAN WITH NO FEET.......~chinease proverb
THERE IS NO TRY.... ..ONLY DO OR DO NOT......~ Yoda
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| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/20/2007 8:24:36 AM | "The seat of your pants can be patched up a lot of times....live by it!"
Viviana P. , my own words to live by, 2007 | |
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Kanike
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Joined: 3/1/2007
Msg: 121 | |
| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/20/2007 2:27:43 PM | Good post! hmmm, some of my favs include:
What you think about, you bring about.
What doesnt kill you, will only make you stronger.
Kids act on 20% of what people say, and act on 80% of what they see people do.
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| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/20/2007 6:47:15 PM | "Work hard, but play harder" - bumper sticker
"80% is just showing up....It's what you do with the other 20% that makes the difference" - unknown
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Just a comment:
"To thine own self be true" is from Shakespeare's Hamlet | |
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| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/21/2007 12:57:05 PM | Just a comment:
"To thine own self be true" is from Shakespeare's Hamlet
I stand corrected , thank you ..still a good saying though 
speaking of William Shakespeare " how about hell hath no fury like a woman scorned " haha good for men to know ;) | |
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| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/21/2007 8:58:34 PM | First.....
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing" - Socrates
You really can't beat the old Greek - and what a life! READ THE REPUBLIC!
Socrates said the wisdom is knowing what you don't know. He (and his school of philosophy) appreciate education but emphasize that it has no end. And 2 its Plato's republic....the line between what Plato believed and what Socrates taught is thin.
I guess I could say something like no body is perfect.....nah.....
You can have everything you want in life....just not right now and not all at once.
Oh yeah and women are either b!tches or sluts....sluts will sleep with anyone and b!tches will sleep with anyone but me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| What are your words of wisdom?
Posted: 3/22/2007 10:29:20 AM | Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
Even that which is carved in stone will fade in time (that one is my own - I restore stonework!) | |
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