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 CountryBoy75
Joined: 6/23/2005
Msg: 101
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There now maybe the guys will leave me alone, I took one for the team.....
 gradleguy
Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 102
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 7:29:41 PM
Are you sure theres not something wrong with that thing???
 evanism
Joined: 6/25/2005
Msg: 103
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 7:33:51 PM
Honest, it tastes like strawberries.
 subjazz
Joined: 7/5/2005
Msg: 104
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 8:06:47 PM
oh rach... errr veroni... errr Judi... ummm oooohhh
Sherr... what's your name again?
 gradleguy
Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 105
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 8:09:10 PM
JUST GIMME THE DAMN WIFFLE BALL BAT!!!!!!!!
 lovegun
Joined: 5/7/2005
Msg: 106
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 8:20:33 PM
Got the time?
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 107
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 8:25:25 PM
My fav....last time I saw one that small I was changing a diaper!!
 BuzWeaver
Joined: 6/25/2005
Msg: 108
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 8:28:17 PM
My girlfriend is probably wondering where I am right now.
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 109
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 8:30:10 PM
Man this ceiling sure needs painting.
 gradleguy
Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 110
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 8:35:48 PM
ya know....you really look like my sister
 FlamingoMist
Joined: 7/14/2005
Msg: 111
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 10:36:25 PM
Don't forget to take out the trash!
 r324
Joined: 7/13/2005
Msg: 112
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 10:44:17 PM
Can I get a refund?
 crystalise
Joined: 6/11/2005
Msg: 113
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101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 11:41:58 PM
This thread is hilarious. evanism has to take the prize on these re the brother one...notice its the guys who are coming out with most of these!!! scary what you guys are capable of...

 216mike
Joined: 4/3/2005
Msg: 114
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/23/2005 11:50:41 PM
oh damn my babydaddy coming up the stairs jump out the window
 MasterBart
Joined: 6/20/2004
Msg: 115
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101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/24/2005 9:34:43 AM
"What was that for?"


and the #1:


"oops"
 evanism
Joined: 6/25/2005
Msg: 116
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/24/2005 9:43:04 AM
C'mon sis, if your not quieter your going to wake up mom.
 evanism
Joined: 6/25/2005
Msg: 117
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/24/2005 9:44:10 AM
But daddy, I WANT a oompa loompa now!!
 guardianlite70
Joined: 7/3/2005
Msg: 118
101 Things Not to Say During Sex
Posted: 7/24/2005 9:49:24 AM
no please getting off 3 times in the last hour is enough.
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