| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/11/2005 9:59:57 AM | That was the funnyest forum I have ever read im soar from laughing...@ You_Know_Who and batman ooops was that "BikeMan"....  | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/13/2006 2:18:16 PM | LMFAO....This is Just WAY too funny...OMG OMG OMG...ok well to be honest when i'm horney as hell i wanna do all sorts of dirty dirty things but c'mon you Sheeeaaaat outta that and you guys are always hairy in there...Ewwww...what if ...urgh! nevermind...but no man that was rank!!!!  | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/13/2006 2:26:04 PM | Hey nothing wrong with tossing a little salad.. I like having it done.. and don't mind doing it..
There better not be any cling-ons circling uranus though..
wash that ass! | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/13/2006 4:52:46 PM | Now Felanie sounds like a fun woman!
OT:I could see it would be a bit fun but I agree with Felanie, gotta be very very clean. | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/13/2006 5:17:25 PM | | There's just something about tossing salad that says you're too passionate to hold anything back. You can't just eat pineapple a couple of hours before to make it taste better, but you can take a shower. | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/13/2006 6:07:07 PM | To me an ass is a thing of beauty
providing it's clean and she doesn't tooty
I'll lick it and love it and treat it just right
with a rub and a kiss and maybe a little love bite
I do understand this is a matter of choice
which is why I am now expressing with voice
butts are erotic for both me and her
and best served up clean minus all fur
So I suggest to you now to search high and low
for that special someone that just won't say no
for you girls a guy, and for u guys a lass
that will tell u to lay back so they can lick out ur ass! | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/13/2006 6:38:08 PM | me and my gf have tried to find my g-spot
the male g-spot is right by the prostate
I'm trying to ease myself into it
because I'm curious
and all her gay guy friends say it the BEST thing in the world to be getting a bj while massaging the prostate | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/13/2006 7:44:53 PM | OMG my cheeks are hurtin from laughin at this thread..
You_Know_Who..Kudos to you for being so entertaining LMFAO X100000000
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/13/2006 7:50:28 PM | Definitely by far the most amusing thread I have read to date..
Just when you think you've heard it all...*tears are still rollin down my cheeks*
You_Know_Who perhaps you should consider stand up ..you are hilarious | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/13/2006 10:58:09 PM | why is it called tossed salad ? I just dont get that, where did it get that name????
eeeeeeeewwwwwww and now I am no longer horny for the remainder of the evening | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/13/2006 11:05:02 PM | I don't see what's so funny... I thought any skilled woman who knew what she was doing did that... Pleasuring your prostate can REALLY get you going, even if it's a girl's ( or guy's ) first time touching yours.
And no, enjoying having a girl's finger up there does not mean you're gay/bisexual/whatever ( Though you're more than free to be so if you are ), it's perfectly "normal" for straight guys to get pleasure from that. Infact, anyone who considers it to be "gay" is basicly admitting what an ignorant biggot they are... ( Not calling YOU a biggot, You_Know_Who, just all the insecure guys who are saying/thinking it ) | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 6/14/2006 3:39:22 AM | | Manitoba, I have a patent pending for the moniker, Salad tossing as hearing about this definitely is making me toss mine! | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 9/23/2006 12:19:42 PM | My first experience was stunning and led me to "rimming" girlfriends, because it felt soooooooo
stimulating to me and, I wish my sex-partner to enjoy our sex at least as much as do I.
I really enjoy "rimming" until I hear her scream, "STICK YOUR D**K IN ME NOW!", and I continue to rim, only a bit longer, then ask, "Where?". lol
Usually they'll tell me "ANYWHERE!! JUST STICK IT IN NOW!!"
My bringing a woman to that point, excites me no end, and I find she'll often cum immediately upon insertion.
I also shower together, wash each other down, as I do NOT wish to find "surprises" waiting for my tongue. | |
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| I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 9/23/2006 2:34:45 PM | | i too have tossed salads and feel nothing is wrong with it....but last year was the first time a gave up a salad bowl...(what some of black guys call it) and i've never nutted so hard. | |
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