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 Author Thread: I was eaten out for the first time!!!
 Bendilin

Joined: 5/6/2005
Msg: 126
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 9/23/2006 2:54:14 PM
Oh god, you people just HAD to bump this thread as I started eating.
 fozzybear6

Joined: 2/8/2004
Msg: 127
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 9/23/2006 2:55:52 PM
hahahah too funny.. i dont think i could let a girl do that too me... so did ya kiss her after wards...lol
 PlaynWithDummies

Joined: 9/18/2006
Msg: 128
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 9/23/2006 3:15:40 PM

I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Message:

did she use her fingers as well??? Or just tongue???


... A gentleman never tells


But buddy! Ya just told us all the details in your opening statement!!!!!!

Ok!!!! Guess if ya walked funny, she pulled the two fingers on your azz. Guess you liked it more than you are really willing to let on.

Seriously, there is nothing wrong with that! Sex is just that sex. If it gets you off and rocks your world, then what is the problem?
 Steven02151

Joined: 10/18/2005
Msg: 129
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 9/23/2006 4:08:34 PM
Back in Ireland during the 1600's in another life, I had a little farm outside Dublin with a few sheep, some cows, chickens, a pair of horses, etc. When I took the wagon into town for supplies every month, I used to pass a little pub called the "Tongue-in-the-Bum-on-Devon" and thought it a rather odd name. "tongue in the bum?" What on earth did that have to do with a cup of grog? Anyway, on the long ride home in the buckboard, bouncing about on my little bums on the windy road, mile after mile, I kept thinking of it, trying to figure out what it might mean ...did they actually mean ....you know ....that? So I thought about it and thought about it and began to ask around but when I did the fellows just gave me a whink and a nod, a wink and a nod, enough said, eh? enough said, eh? say no more, eh? say no more ....so they said no more. The next month I went in, did me trading, looked around a bit and wandered over to you know where. And what I found inside, may God have mercy, Ill never tell another soul, thank you.
 PlaynWithDummies

Joined: 9/18/2006
Msg: 130
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 9/23/2006 4:10:52 PM
^ lmfao!!!!! you kill me.
 Diana Maria

Joined: 8/21/2006
Msg: 131
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 9/23/2006 4:19:04 PM
Wonders what my hubby will say if i suggest this to him hmmm....

He likes it being licked but i wonder if he likes that too?
Guess i will have to ask lol
 DAVE632

Joined: 6/17/2006
Msg: 132
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Posted: 9/23/2006 10:14:05 PM
KEVLAR wrote:""me and my gf have tried to find my g-spot the male g-spot is right by the prostate I'm trying to ease myself into it because I'm curious and all her gay guy friends say it the BEST thing in the world to be getting a bj while massaging the prostate.""

Just to clarify and so ya don't go an give yourself an injury looking for THEM ... the prostate is a gland. YOU, assuming you be male, do NOT possess a GSpot. Your GF / SO does, so you can find one in her but no prostate. This is NOT a form of sexual discrimination and there is no present legislation to mandate having both or either. It's just how things happen. Do NOT be looking for a prostate up her butt or anywhere else. She is prohibited from possessing one. Got it?

The Gspot, once properly stimulated can be pummeled quite hard to maintain a series of G-Gasms. The prostate should be rubbed VERY gently initially or it'll feel like a camel just hoofed you in the nuts but INSIDE nuts (that's because, as I said, it is a GLAND and not just a bunch of nerve endings). Neither men nor women can REACH either the GSpot OR the prostate with their tongues so anybody who says they use a tongue to do that is getting confused between a clit and a G-Spot - in other words they don't have a clue and will need constant supervision and guidance. Never leave them alone to play as they may do both of you a damage.

Your GF can find your prostate with a finger or a toy. Fingers are recommended because she can feel the pressure needed and observe your reactions. She can't do that with a toy and the first reaction she may observe if she is a tad too enthusiastic, is peeling your ass off the ceiling. The eventual reaction if she does it right is the prostate begins to exude LOTS of the fluid found inside. The prostate has hundreds of pores (holes) that empty into the urethra so when it is poked that fluid comes out and the result is a very intense feeling of a very slow (many many minutes) orgasm. It is possibly the difference in feeling between a sneeze and a very runny nose but it feels GOOD. It IS hard to describe until you feel it yourself. The prostate massage enhances a BJ, lengthens the time you can enjoy the sensations and ends, if she continues, with a normal orgasm.

As with rimming or any other activity "back there" it is best done after or even during a shower so you are both squeaky clean. And never switch from anal activity to vaginal activity without a good long application of soap and water. You don't want to give her an infection and switching activities like that is a really good way to transfer really dangerous bacteria from her butt to her vagina. A bad thing.
 COBHC

Joined: 9/15/2006
Msg: 133
Only partially hijacked thread
Posted: 9/23/2006 11:18:38 PM
definately not into getting my salad tossed,i do not shave down there and eat way too much fiber,hahahaha(aint nothing bigger than my chicks little finger going in there)nasty
 Just_Be_Real

Joined: 9/5/2006
Msg: 134
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/23/2006 11:26:34 AM
bike_man: "I just can't understand why someone wants things in a part of the body that is expressly designed for output only"......well, someone isn't sexually secure with themselves...it's the human body!!!!!! nothing to be disgusted about. come on now...don't bash anything or anyone's opinions till you tried it..that goes for everyone
 Just_Be_Real

Joined: 9/5/2006
Msg: 135
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/23/2006 11:30:38 AM
fozzybear6....you are asking him if he kissed her after? why not? it's his own body...i kiss my guy after he goes down on me...it's me, i am clean..why not?
 Bikeman_

Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 136
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/23/2006 11:35:15 AM
i don't know JBR, i equate this kind of behavior to like putting your finger in an electrical socket. i don't need to do it to know that it isn't for me. hey whatever floats your boat, if you like it fine, i'd rather keep this area of my body to myself, and i expect my woman to not require salad tossing to maintain her hygiene in that area.
 ulao

Joined: 6/10/2006
Msg: 137
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/23/2006 11:41:15 AM
Did she kiss you good night, ewewew. Well Don’t thing I could stomach that my self.
 femalegirlwoman

Joined: 7/16/2006
Msg: 138
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 10/23/2006 1:03:39 PM
awww man, thanks for the laugh. youre too funny!
 saucysausage

Joined: 11/27/2006
Msg: 139
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/3/2006 6:18:57 AM
lol i dont think too many chicks are into giving roseleafs man haaaaaaaa,i like my balls being sucked now thats much more of a turn on.
 tutu4me

Joined: 10/12/2006
Msg: 140
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/3/2006 7:09:55 AM
you should consider yourself lucky and sad too cause from the sound of it you might get in the way of it happening to you again

i have never met or laid with a woman who didn't reem me out the way i did her you treat a woman real good give her pleasures and/or allow her to expierience things she never has before and she usually returns the favor

then you have these ladies who venture out and know Ed Zachary what it is they like and make no bones about it

CHUCKS i say God Bless her!!! Ladies of this caliber are very hard to find OR NOT
 tufftofindaname

Joined: 10/26/2006
Msg: 141
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/3/2006 7:18:36 AM
i met a lady while i was in my twenties,she didn't even like giving head, ten yrs later we hooked up for a weekend and she blew me like she couldn't get enough. i had the pleasure of her company one night in my forties, and she tongued me. she is like a fine wine. i turn 50 in less than two yrs. hmmm,, oh Brenda, WHERE ARE YOU?
 nosoup4u

Joined: 10/31/2006
Msg: 142
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/3/2006 7:40:21 AM

my "girlfriend-ish person" dug up into my ass like she was tunneling out of prison


Hopefully she has some experience in peanut farming, lol. And what the hell is a "girlfriend-ish" person?
 Scorpion_girl

Joined: 2/4/2006
Msg: 143
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/3/2006 7:05:54 PM
^^^ I was wondering that too...lol
soupie you crack me up....
 Farkis McSwifflebum

Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 144
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/3/2006 8:31:06 PM
Rim jobs are gross. It's bad enough someone came up with the whole idea, the fact that they followed through with it makes me wanna barf.

Call me a prude.

Go on!
 N0t FISHIN

Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 145
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/3/2006 8:42:14 PM
all i have to say is blah! lol but to each their own lol
 mostlykitten

Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 146
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/4/2006 8:10:15 AM
that is the funniest thing I've read in a very long time LOL
 I love hockey

Joined: 8/30/2006
Msg: 147
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/4/2006 9:57:59 AM
Um, no. I dont travel southbound through the tunnels. Ya never know when there could be an accident.
 SunnyTexas

Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 148
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I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 12/4/2006 12:12:00 PM
~~sunny throws baby ruth bar in trash~~~
head spins ~ wwwwwoooooozzzziiieeee...


~~THUD~~tweet tweet ~ sunny OUT
 biznit

Joined: 6/28/2006
Msg: 149
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 1/1/2007 8:32:32 PM
to whoever does this:(not for me thank you very much)

Do you guys discuss this pryor to trying it out? I mean seriously, extensive cleaning has to be done if any sane person wants to participate in these activities. It just seems the nothing can come good. Something can come out but lets not go there. Has anyone ever farted in your face while liking his turd hole? Maybe that's the next turn on for you guys.
 go fish

Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 150
I was eaten out for the first time!!!
Posted: 1/1/2007 8:42:24 PM
I'm just reminded of the saying "you are what you eat" but whatever turns ya on I guess.
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