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 Inkwell

Joined: 10/8/2005
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So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 12:48:27 PM
According to my trusty Joy of Cooking, previous edition, nougat is a combination of sugar, corn syrup, egg whites, butter and nuts.

but then Wikopedia has this to add:

The nougat found in many modern candy bars is not very similar to traditional nougat recipes, being a mixture of sucrose and corn syrup aerated with a whipping agent such as egg albumen or hydrolyzed soya protein. It may also have vegetable fats, milk powder and nuts added.
 Inkwell

Joined: 10/8/2005
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So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 12:49:18 PM
I understand that elves who wash out of the keebler baking school are automatically referred to Cadbury where they learn the inticacies of caramel insertion
 jimi77

Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 28
So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 4:08:31 PM
at last the secert to nougat is out! thanks inkwell...

I thought it was the stuff that fell to the floor and they scraped it off their shoes..as to not waste anything..


on that note.. my dog makes nougat bars all the time in the back yard.. I think of them as silent burgler alarms or land minds if you will..
 collegeguy505

Joined: 9/10/2005
Msg: 29
So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 4:17:57 PM

You join online caramel site, and put up a profile describing how wonderful your Caramilk bar is, documenting your case with five year old pictures. Then for the next two years, they send out thousands of desperate e-mails to eligible caramel suppliers, begging them to fill your Caramilk bar for you, getting next to no response. Meanwhile, you go on the caramel forums, where one moment you sulk about how incomplete your Caramilk bar is without the caramel, and the next moment you complain about the caramel suppliers, who just don't appreciate a nice Caramilk bar, like yours.


This ^ deserves another read lol.
 robin cognito

Joined: 10/22/2005
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So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 5:15:51 PM
I hate to be the one to break the news but they are actually made by very well trained rabbits. They were trained by CSIS for special ops involving eastern European carrot intelligence gathering at the tail end of the cold war. They got together after the wall came down and took their training into the retail sector and alas the Caramilk was born.

If you don't hear from me again after this post tell them the bunnies must have got him......
 squirrly

Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 31
So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 5:19:18 PM
don't worry Robin....I am a renowned bunny boiler. ( hmm not sure thats a good thing but oh well)
 The Fat Man

Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 32
So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 5:26:01 PM
They get the The fat man to stick caramel in his bum, and than does a Top Secret Ninja Kick Society Butt flex.... And blam.... They are mixed perfectly...
 Bartalo

Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 33
So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 6:31:02 PM
The real secret to how they get the caramel in the caramilk bar is hiddin underneath the right wing of a chicken in New York city..Thats why Sylvester Stalone was chasing the chicken in Rocky... Originally and still to this day to some extent people thought the goverment sent men to the moon to discover it...Thats bunk..the rumour was that cadbury had stashed the secret there..even the sneaky russians were after it...Cadbury come up with the idea based on the concept of cocooning...an example being a caterpillar to a butterfly,a tadpole to a frog...caramel to a caramilk bar..It was from these extraordinary examples of nature that the scientist at Cadbury discovered how to put the caramel in the caramilk bar .. i feel a sudden need to pray....lets pray about this...
 crystalise

Joined: 6/11/2005
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So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 6:31:51 PM
oh stop it you guys ......

this thread is making me hungry.....................supposed to be on a diet....wheres the vending machine...
 The Fat Man

Joined: 9/9/2005
Msg: 35
So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 6:35:01 PM
You don't need a diet... You skinny... The fat man needs a diet..
 nfuyfnfynfynu

Joined: 10/22/2005
Msg: 36
So how do they get the caramel in a Caramilk bar?
Posted: 10/30/2005 7:43:33 PM
You guys are all way off ,I know for a fact how its done

Do u think the Keebler Elves only make the cookies and crackers ,hell they live in a tree they are so poor ,they had to get a second job at the Caramilk factory to move to a BIG SHOE.
Thats what they were saying on hte chocolate bar forum,one of those little guys was tellin this becuase he said he couldnt beleive the rent the Old Lady was chargin for the Shoe
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