| sex and cell phones... Posted: 6/16/2006 5:29:57 AM | And here I thought this thread was going to be about sex USING cell phones! Silly me!
....The only thing I miss about my ex is that he had a way with text messages......... | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 6/16/2006 5:50:55 AM | | I would have lubed the phone and shoved it up his rectum, sideways. | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 6/17/2006 5:56:15 PM | | I cant believe this thread is still going!! LOL I posted it last year ... wow... | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 8/10/2006 6:28:07 AM | Wow, what a cracker..answering a phone while doing the deed with the lady..thats retarded..#1: he obviously doesnt have respect for you..#2: He only wanted one thing and wasnt into you at all..#3: He's an ***hole!
What kind of guy does that? TURN OFF YOUR PHONE DAMMIT! or ignore it when it rings! It doesnt take a scientist to figure that one out!
I am sorry this has happened to you and I hope that there is a guy out there that will give you the time of day and will respect you.. | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 8/10/2006 6:34:32 AM | | Is it possible it was a ring tone he recognized as the one for "the wife" and his instincts took over? | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 8/10/2006 7:56:02 AM | all i can say is WOW that is a damn shame the things i would have been doing he wouldnt have even heard the phone  | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/10/2006 9:52:07 AM | | While I was having sex, I ALWAYS turn off my cell phone cause I don't want it to ring. I don't want the other person or eve I get up and answer it. It is rude to do that anyways. | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/10/2006 9:58:41 AM | | No respect for you, at least he didn't answer and keep on going. I have heard about that one too. Idiot's! What are people thinking? | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/10/2006 10:02:29 AM | The cell phone stays in my car while I'm on a date. I'm lucky enough to have a job where I'm rarely on call so it doesn't always have to be with me. If it's important enough, they can leave a message and I'll return it afterwards. But, during a date...that cell phone gets no attention from me! | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/10/2006 10:11:30 AM | I think you people are looking at this in the wrong light. Instead, learning how to turn the situation on it's head will make it even hotter!
For example: I was having sex with my ex one morning, when her phone rang. I warned her not to answer it, but she did anyway. So, since I was already on top of her, I continued to stimulate her anyway, licking her nipples in that delightful way that only I can!
So her boss is going on a long diatribe about some irrelevant thing, and the look on my ex's face was priceless as she was trying SO hard to understand her boss' instructions while trying not to concentrate on how amazing she felt at that moment. Finally, giving in to her physical sensation over her psychological discipline, she moaned into the phone, prompting the boss to ask what was going on (I heard him on the other end of the line... it was priceless!)
Finally, knowing that I wasn't going to give her even a moment's peace, she hastily hung up, feigned anger and showed clear embarrassment. I just gave her the "I told you not to answer" look, and continued to have sex until we were both satisfied!
The conclusion I'm trying to get at here is that our lives are complicated. We have responsibilities and issues to deal with, and getting mad at our partner because they have more eventful lives than most blow-up dolls do is totally lame. Instead, we ought to strive to be more in control of our own desires, and turn otherwise negative situations into positive ones.
I refuse to believe I'm the only one that feels this way. Any thoughts? | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/10/2006 10:27:17 AM | I had a guy answer the phone once, really bad timing, held it against him too, not cool, not a good idea.
SomethingforKate LOL | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/10/2006 11:05:44 AM | Totally uncalled for.
The phone call can be returned when you and he are done making love(or whatever you want to call it).
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/10/2006 2:03:48 PM | my ex always answered his phone...now he's my ex! my current b/f NEVER answers it when we are 'in a moment' that's why he is my 'current' - well one of the reasons anyway! lol  | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/10/2006 4:19:17 PM | That guy was probably just an ***hole. What he did was certainly rude. On the other hand you may want to consider the possibility that talking on the phone is better than having sex with you. That would be unfortunate, but if it were the case, you may want to improve your skills. | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/11/2006 9:06:59 AM | | thats completely crazy! I can't imagine a guy (or girl) doing this! hopefully you kicked his rude ass out the door! | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/11/2006 9:16:21 AM | | Few years back me and my partner had been out dancing taking off Patrick Swayzee. it was fantastic we got back home and it was like "Lets get this NOW" well straight onto the bed and could hear something going peep.peep.peep.peep.peep we both agreed it should be investigated. it was my mobile in my trousers pocket kept speed dialling a mutual couple of friends of ours. OMG!!! Laugh it was so soooo funny.we never heard the last of that one | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/11/2006 11:55:22 AM | | never answer the phone.. thats why they have voice mail..i dont even answer the door if im "busy"... the pizza guys knows ill be there eventually.... | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/11/2006 11:58:08 AM | Someone better be dying if he answers the phone. I think I would kick him in the balls for answering the phone. How rude can ya get? | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 12/11/2006 11:59:00 AM | | Bad manners for sure. I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate it. | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 7/31/2007 10:29:15 PM | | I think the absolute worst cell phone experiance would be when ur proposing. That would just ruin the entire mood. It doenst get worse than that. | |
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 8/1/2007 12:38:08 AM | Well, if he didn't answer, his wife would be worried. What's the harm in that?...Oh, wait.
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| sex and cell phones... Posted: 8/1/2007 8:02:23 AM | i will be the first to admit, i am attached to my helio, it needs to be implanted into my body somewhere... its always making new sounds and dings and vibrates... and of course, im like 'hey thats a new myspace message' 'hey, new email' 'text message *allllriiiigh*' ect................
however... when im about to get busy... or even goon a date, i set it to emergency mode, only calls from certain numbers will come through (ie: little brother or other person who is on the emergency list)... so if it makes a noise i know its an emergency...
i understand that we are all in desperate need to stay connected... but if you are connecting with someone right there... why mess that up? | |
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