| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 2:09:47 PM | HELL YEA^^^ MOVE TO OKLAHOMA!!!!!!!
i must say, that i love morning wood.. and hes right .. test levels are their highest in the morning.. hence morning wood.. and usually you have to piss, so that engorges your member with blood....
hell, i get em soo bad, its easier to sit down and pee in the morning than it is to try and fight the damn thing!!! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 2:12:11 PM | To get morning sex:
Have some fresh fruit on ice next to the bed. Make sure there is plenty of water and that way no more morning breath and have at it! Just takes a little planning but not much.
Apples are good toothbrushes. Make 'em big and juicy! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 2:12:16 PM | Summer Teeth ..........you mean to tell me those southern ladies don't like that .......and you have never heard a women say MOJO ......well ya hear something and learn something new every day ........need to talk to those southern bells down there ......they don't know what they are missing out on .......cheers ....... | |
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Posted: 12/1/2005 2:12:53 PM | | Hey, a fellow okie. You're only the second or third Okie I've seen on the forums! Kick ass! | |
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Posted: 12/1/2005 2:16:32 PM | HELL YEA!!!! i post alot summerteeth....
and i like the idea of the fruit there blastkist....
apples.. hmmm.. will have to give that one a try...... | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 3:17:31 PM |
You notice it in the morning because you wake up in the morning but overall, a healthy male is erect for approximately 4 hrs during an 8 hr sleep during the night too. It's got something to do with REM sleep and pressure on the prostate...apparently the "needing to take a leak" thing is a myth.
It's a neural response to stimuli happening in REM state and the body just follows through with it.
SCIENCE is soooooooooooooooooooo SEXAYYYYYYYYYYY!!! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 3:23:08 PM | | i thought it was a towel rack.......you wake up, hang your towel there, and brush your teeth | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 3:27:18 PM | ya but wouldn't it be more fun to put that "towel rack" somewhere nice and warm and wet .......just a thought  | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 3:55:14 PM | | ^^^^of course it would, but i wouldn't be here if i had somewhere to put it. now sporty, is that an invitation? | |
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Posted: 12/1/2005 3:57:11 PM | | darkcloud........now you can take that any way you would like lol ...... | |
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Posted: 12/1/2005 4:09:22 PM | | sporty......i'll take it as an invitation then, your place or mine? | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 4:18:47 PM | mmmmm love the mornin wood , just need to get me some lol
hell i wake up ,wanting it | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 4:23:02 PM |
HELL YEA^^^ MOVE TO OKLAHOMA!!!!!!!
I already packed my bags...
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 4:32:29 PM | I'm not a morning person.......But now I know what I'm doing wrong!  | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 4:59:23 PM | There's a valve in there that prevents urination while erect. It may have something to do with that.
BUT What the FKK do I know? Someone just called me a TURD in another topic!
Dancing Turd | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/1/2005 5:49:05 PM | | I love giving my sweetie the wood in the morning. It gives her a jumpstart and me too. | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/2/2005 2:13:11 AM |
There's a valve in there that prevents urination while erect. It may have something to do with that.
I've heard of this, but I have no trouble peeing with a hard on lol. It's just hard to aim...lol.
Stupid morning wood... but maybe mornings are just sexy for some crazy reason lol. Morning sex sure is fun... boiiinnnnggg... | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/2/2005 3:13:33 AM | I think it is safe to say that all men get a morning wood unless there is something wrong down there.
its great when you have a horny woman laying next to you, not so good when you wake dying for a pee!! | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/2/2005 5:08:11 AM | | It's been my experience that men think (and say) that they LOOOOOVE sex in the morning...but in my experience....it ain't gonna happen (no matter how much they wanna) until they have gone to pee. | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/2/2005 5:22:22 AM | | some things are just more important than peeing in the morning... lol. At least parts of me say so | |
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Posted: 12/2/2005 7:10:04 AM | Well Pandy...for me, I need to make the "BIG GUY" cum first...than I will head off the the can and empty my bladder. Can't pee til I blow... | |
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Posted: 12/2/2005 7:16:12 AM | Hey someone brought my thread back .......
it ain't gonna happen (no matter how much they wanna) until they have gone to pee.
Damn ..... it is almost impossible to pee with wood on pandy....ya gotta stand dern near for ever and wait for it to go down a bit ....... then you got the woman laying in bed waiting to think about ...which is a killer to have to stand there and think about getting a piece holding your pecker waiting ....waiting ....waiting .......
vicious pandy just vicious .... | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/2/2005 7:55:51 AM |
mmmmm love the mornin wood , just need to get me some lol
hell i wake up ,wanting it
This illustrates the reason why male erection enhancing drugs also work on women. When women's genitals relax, it = AROUSAL.
It's not until we get up and around that our tension comes back... | |
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| MORNING WOOD
Posted: 12/2/2005 8:48:23 AM | | I always make sure I have my morning sex no matter how many we have had before we headed to bed. It just won't get down, otherwise. | |
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Posted: 12/2/2005 8:50:13 AM | PANDY IS VICIOUS... maybe even a little hatred... lol....
what in the heck, ?!?! why wouldnt you want it then pandy? i mean those are usually the hardest hard-ons a man even has throughout the day! | |
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