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Posted: 12/2/2005 8:58:42 AM | have noticed that my partners did have erections throughout their sleep (ok ok I was being a perv...hey, I was curious! )
LMAO BLATKIST....I have done this on many occasions....But not because i was being a perv.....I like the way they dance when they are asleep with a woodie.....Puts a big smile on my face.........
As for morning sex.....Hell yeah!! Its the best!
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Posted: 12/2/2005 9:03:53 AM | haha that's wicked blonde!!
Love waking up to morning play time lol...best part of waking up | |
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Posted: 12/2/2005 9:04:06 AM | I'll never forget when I woke my son up one morning for breakfast, and he was sitting at the table trying to eat. He started complaining that "it" hurt~~ He was about 4 I think. He finally said, "It's so hard it hurts"....  | |
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Joined: 11/6/2005
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Posted: 12/2/2005 11:42:56 AM | Being woke up with a surprize, is always the best. Morning sex, is my favorite! | |
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Posted: 12/2/2005 6:20:47 PM |
PANDY IS VICIOUS... maybe even a little hatred... lol....
what in the heck, ?!?! why wouldnt you want it then pandy? i mean those are usually the hardest hard-ons a man even has throughout the day
are you kidding? I ADORE morning sex.....there's no better way to wake up than to do so damn near mid-orgasm. The partners I have had THINK they do, too....but they usually need to say goodbye to the wood long enough to pee....THEN get back into it....but then once you're already completely awake, it's not sleepy sex any more ;)
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Posted: 12/2/2005 6:24:46 PM | I need to learn to become a morning person! I've never had morning sex, and you guys are making it sound really fun! Or is it because it's been too long?   | |
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Posted: 12/2/2005 6:32:33 PM | | morning sex is best done doggystyle, cuz neither of you have bothered to brush your teeth yet, and if my morning breath smells "half" as bad as it tastes, I wouldn't wish that upon ANYONE | |
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Posted: 12/2/2005 6:36:13 PM | | I have somebody in a relationship that you can just roll over and have sex would be great, but I have a feeling that I'm not going to find that around here! | |
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Posted: 12/2/2005 10:10:23 PM | Mmmmmmm.... nothing like that FFF all day!!!! Love the morning wood... and the afternoon wood... and the evening wood.... and the nighttime wood.
FFF = fresh fooked feeling!!
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Posted: 12/2/2005 10:50:36 PM | Mmm, I'm going to go with most of the women in this thread and agree on the morning sex thing.
Personally, I like it spooning - eliminates the breath problem but more cuddly than doggy. Not to mention, the last guy I did that with, we tended to sleep spooning, so it didn't take a lot for sleeping to turn into nuzzling and caressing and teasing and from there...mmm. Damn fine way to wake up! | |
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Posted: 12/2/2005 10:56:57 PM | Lumbermen for years have bemoaned the problems associated with morning wood. Many a lumberjack has delayed starting the days work-- out of fears he had morning wood.
While it is widely known that the best hours to be roaming about in the forest is early in the morning, this is the very worst time of the day to cut timber.
It is a biological fact that plant cells undergo certain changes as the daytime progresses along. For most species of tree, the cells in the wood fibers undergo some rather dramatic changes during the first few hours of the day.
Nowadays, you rarely find morning wood. Most lumberjacks have discovered that a douse with some cold water typically eliminates the problem. By the time the lumber reaches the consumer, any morning wood has been culled out or doused with curative cold water.
For those who are determined to see some morning wood for themselves, they should seek out their local county building inspector and ask to see some samples of morning wood. Most county inspectors are glad to help educate the public on this matter. | |
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Posted: 12/3/2005 1:14:36 AM | | Yea I use to dislike morning wood due to the fact well it made pissing and hitting the toilet bowl quite difficult... not a fan of standing a meter back and guessing the pressure of my piss. But now that I got a partner a warm wet place to stick the wood its great! | |
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Posted: 12/3/2005 10:44:43 AM | | Geee... and all this time I thought men were nonspecific in the bathroom just because they didn't care enough to be. | |
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Joined: 6/2/2005
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Posted: 12/3/2005 4:37:43 PM | MORNING WOOD and morning sex is best and makes for a nice happy all day feeling... and finally a thread with chics that love sex and even saying they do..
wow this is utterly amazing, don'tcha think....
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Posted: 2/19/2007 6:08:37 PM | | Hmm I have never had morning wetties.. Unless the dude gives me a reason too..lol Hmmmmmmmmm... I am going to have to investigate this one further | |
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Joined: 8/10/2007
Msg: 67 | |
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Posted: 8/29/2007 4:42:59 PM | | From what I understand of it men get erections throughout the night in order to keep blood flowing so the tissue stays healthy...or so i have heard..... | |
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Posted: 8/29/2007 6:54:15 PM |
Morning sex is the best ..........me too me too
Really?
It's great and all, but I do NOT want to get out of bed afterwards, it's way too easy to fall back asleep.
to the op -- yah, just means you gotta take a leak. | |
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Posted: 8/29/2007 8:43:16 PM | | Serious morning wood is when you go into the bathroom and push it down so the pee will hit the toilet and your heals come up of the floor. | |
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Posted: 8/31/2007 8:49:09 PM | Oh yeah... Having sex in the morning when I see a wood. ;)
It is like a cup of tea: having sex in the morning. It's a nice way to get up with a good energy to start the day. | |
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Posted: 8/31/2007 10:42:41 PM | damn kik why cant all women be like you lol  | |
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Posted: 9/12/2007 9:21:37 AM | OH my GOD!!??? if only I could get some in the am! hieghtened sex drive in the am..... even when I had a man there most times he roll over.. seriously I would do the work !!! 
gotta love endrophines!  | |
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Posted: 9/11/2009 5:31:50 PM | Morning Wood is life's way of showing that there actually is something worth getting up for!! 
Although sometimes there is nothing there... | |
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Posted: 9/11/2009 6:42:33 PM | | Now here's a topic I never get tired of. Everything I know about morning wood I learned from Beavis & Butthead | |
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Posted: 9/11/2009 7:09:05 PM | | I don't know, I don't ask, I just enjoy =) Yeah, women definitely do. Morning is the very best time for sex and I'm not even a morning person. Only 3 things I like in the morning--sleep, coffee, and sex. And defintely not in that order. It's a great way to wake somebody up , too ;-) | |
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