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Posted: 9/11/2009 10:29:11 PM | | Wearing PJ's is a Good way to hide your Morning Wood. | |
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Posted: 9/11/2009 10:38:16 PM | | I'd kill to get it every morning...omg, and every evening, and at noon, and afternoon, oh hell, every hour on the hour! | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 12:59:49 AM | I've never had the female version of this...but it is fricken awesome to wake up to a man's morning wood. It's just the best way to start your day...and then, people will wonder what put you in such a good mood...
Ah...just the thought! | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 1:08:49 AM | Morning woodies are the bestest most wonderful things ever encountered 
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Posted: 9/12/2009 4:32:29 AM | Well i have to search my memory bank here,,since yanno, its been a while since ive had morning sex (or aft sex, or night sex,,or any sex!)....lol
But oh yeahhhh....waking up and noticing your man has morning wood? OMG! Instant turn-on!  | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 6:21:57 AM |
How and why does this happen?
I think it's like a bicycle kickstand -- it keeps you from accidentally rolling on to your face while you're asleep. | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 7:02:06 AM |
Wearing PJ's is a Good way to hide your Morning Wood.
If you've got it, flaunt it. | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 7:42:40 AM | | Your OTHER brain was shut down for 8 hours. The blood had to go somewhere. | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 8:09:22 AM | I am not a morning person by nature. However.... waking up next to my lover, and knowing he has morning wood, puts a smile on my face, and a sparkle in my eyes. I will touch him in a way that says "I want that, please...."
Of course you have to ask in a nice way, especially if your touch has woken him from his sleep, and you didn't let him get that much sleep the night before to begin with.
I must say that, while he will choose to relieve himself in the bathroom first, he ususally will give me what I want. I totally enjoy morning sex. Its flavor is different than late night sex, or middle of the afternoon sex. I have never had a bad day when it started out this way. I walk around with a smile on my face that must tell the whole world, "I got my morning lovin' "
I hate to tell the advertizers that their slogan, "The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup..." is far from the truth. " The best part of waking up is my boyfriend in my cvnt." | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 8:18:01 AM |
Your OTHER brain was shut down for 8 hours. The blood had to go somewhere
Actually, the switch to the brain is constantly in the 0-n position, and it does some of its more interesting work at night.
The notion that men have north-south control centers, while women enjoy the greater balance of the east/west sides of their brains, is a condescending pov, imo. Once aroused, a woman is just as easily led by her pvssy as a man is by his stiff pryck, ime. Once triggered, that go-forth-and-prosper chip drives both gender models, neither of which has much of a "conscience". I celebrate that alot more often than I tch-tch it.  | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 8:26:41 AM | | Oh.sorry I thought this thread was about carpentry projects early in the day! | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 10:38:33 AM | Actually, the switch to the brain is constantly in the 0-n position, and it does some of its more interesting work at night.
The notion that men have north-south control centers, while women enjoy the greater balance of the east/west sides of their brains, is a condescending pov, imo. Once aroused, a woman is just as easily led by her pvssy as a man is by his stiff pryck, ime. Once triggered, that go-forth-and-prosper chip drives both gender models, neither of which has much of a "conscience". I celebrate that alot more often than I tch-tch it.
It was a JOKE. Sigh. You know Whytwater , you could stand to try and enjoy satire every now and again, you might get over your hangups about gender issues. They really are quite funny if you can laugh about them.
I have no clue why the penis gets hard in the morning. But that wasn't nearly as funny. | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 10:42:37 AM | | Girls should love our morning woods... just means we havent had enough of them ;) | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 11:15:00 AM | I get them all the time. A good yawn and stretch and...blood flows right down to the member.
Blood circulation. When you've been sleeping, everything slows down, including blood pressure and circulation. When you wake up, everything increases, and the blood naturally flows to all extremities, including Mr. Petey. | |
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Posted: 9/12/2009 1:47:01 PM | I'd kill to get it every morning...omg, and every evening, and at noon, and afternoon, oh hell, every hour on the hour!
I have heardof women like this but never met one. So they do exist? Do you think if I put that in my profile I would get more responses?  | |
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