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Posted: 1/9/2008 9:07:05 PM | Better than framers who can measure and measure but still can't get the inches right. 
Ahhhhh what do women want? Not to be asked what we want because no one will ever agree about it. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 11:07:58 PM | Batteries...... We want lots and lots of batteries
bzzzzzzzzzzzz Thump | |
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| What Do Women Want?
Posted: 1/10/2008 9:29:11 PM | & Duct Tape......lots and lots of Duct Tape
rippppppppppppp thump thump | |
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| What Do Women Want?
Posted: 1/11/2008 1:18:38 PM | they want to get onto a motorcycle with chaps and look hot ,,the motorcycle tradex show is this month
jan24-27 go out there and sit one one ..make your choice | |
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Posted: 1/11/2008 2:53:37 PM | What do woman want?-MEN SIT TO PEE!!!
I want him to take a seat! | |
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Posted: 1/11/2008 4:01:39 PM | ^^^ and when they do y u nag about the lid up or down any which ever the mood | |
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Posted: 1/11/2008 7:40:41 PM | ^^^^^^^^Grrrrrrrr........ and when they do- the damitt lid going to stay DOWN all the time!Don't you think?!Cuz they learn very quickly how that feels to hit a cold porcelain with your warm arse in the middle of the night! Grrrrrrr!!!
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Posted: 1/11/2008 7:57:40 PM |  ^^^^
have no idea how it feels on your warm arse.... bet it's a fine- edit - CUTE warm arse mine stays put in bed
guess it's from drinking all that water that you gotta drag that cute butt outa bed to the loo all night long............lol
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Posted: 1/12/2008 3:16:55 PM | Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur .
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered...is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighbor ing monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now....what is the moral to this story?
Scroll down
The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
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Posted: 1/12/2008 4:50:18 PM |
What women want??? hmmmm...
BVM...lol
BVM? Big virile Men? oh , Hello.
Or maybe this is what they want...
They love the long slow build ups to a kiss
how they make them shudder,
kiss them long.. kiss them deep
kiss them, make them never want to sleep
caress them with your mouth lick them, taste them
slip into their soul, their heart, their dreams
when your lips touch and they lose their breath it seems
in your heated embrace ..when they feel there are no others.....
I think they kinda like this..... | |
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Posted: 1/12/2008 4:57:54 PM | yup, that pretty much covers it Splendid..... mmmmm too bad most prefer to do this
 or 
or just this 
see u all tonight, as i will be doing this   | |
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Posted: 1/12/2008 5:08:19 PM | First step to know what woman wants…
Say she got 3 messages, 2 had pictures and 1 none. First, she will check out profile of the one who looks better and then read his message, if it just said how are you or what’s up babe, she will lost interest and go on to the next one with picture. She checks his profile and read his message which might say something like, your profile was interesting, go view mine and if you feel it’s alright, please email back. If she feels okay sure enough he will get a reply. Out of curiosity the woman will also check the profile of the one that did not have picture and read his message. If somehow the profile and message are interesting then he too will get a reply, otherwise she’ll log-off or go fishing.
The 2nd step depends on how the conversation goes and the 3rd step when the two finally meet and the steps go on. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2008 12:54:10 AM | | young****with old man longevity and female intuition, or money. its all the same. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 5:48:36 PM | yup,,, that does it for me.................................
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| What Do Women Want?
Posted: 1/14/2008 8:46:40 PM | I read most of the posts in this thread, and I am even more confused than when I started.
Any research on this, I need facts? Among other things......... | |
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Posted: 1/14/2008 10:46:16 PM | Facts ?? ^^^^^ here's a BIG one
"don't believe anything you read on these forums" | |
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Posted: 1/15/2008 12:12:55 AM | ^^^^^^ I want her
Women want other hawt women.
Every body knows that. Oh wait is it men want women to want other hawt women ?
Or is it women want men that dress like hawt women ???
Oh Im so confused | |
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Posted: 1/15/2008 6:04:06 AM |
Women want other hawt women.
Every body knows that. Oh wait is it men want women to want other hawt women ?
Or is it women want men that dress like hawt women ???
Settled Gentlemen..... Case closed | |
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Posted: 1/15/2008 7:41:59 AM | they want men who like to go out to dance ,
,or say they do .. | |
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Posted: 1/15/2008 9:39:33 AM | What Do Women Want?
WHO knows.
With some, I said, SOME, it is like trying to figure out a MAZE puzzle, or like a box of CHOCOLATES, ya NEVER know what you are going to GET, until you OPEN IT. | |
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Posted: 1/15/2008 12:07:58 PM | Women want men with high EQ's.
(Stupid is as stupid does)
Edit...if you have to google EQ...then guess what... | |
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Posted: 1/15/2008 12:19:16 PM | Women want men with high EQ's.
(Stupid is as stupid does)
Edit...if you have to google EQ...then guess what...
We know what women are refering to when they say they want a man with a high EQ
Equity Quotient!~
Edit:
Annica, I got it just fine thanks, and it's mighty presumptuous of you to think any of us would care enough to google it!
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