| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 12:29:16 AM | Know why the banana is green on here its green with envoy plus a green banana is harder than a yellow one can we say phallic symbol   | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 12:50:35 AM | Mmmmm... Pleasure is GOOD. My lovely, talented hands coupled with my vivid and wild imagination can do wonders. When I'm feeling in a flexible mood, sometimes I'll even use my feet (kidding!). No, I do not own a "bob". I guess I was never turned on by the silver bullet. *shrug* Besides, who needs a dildo or a vibrator when your have a fridge full of veggies? Like cucumbers, zucchini, carrots, and peas (hahahah!) Kidding! Alright, I think I'm delirious. I need sleep. Nighters.
The servant waits ... while the master ... baits?!
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 1:06:57 AM | BOB will never -
watch sports all weekend
fart and blame the dog
leave the seat up
download porn
cheat
or get drunk and end up on the front porch talking to the dog till 4am...on your anniversary | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 10:25:07 AM | | but BOB doesnt have a tongue.... oh wait, maybe some of them do now lol i should patent this | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 10:52:13 AM | | Oh they do have bobs with tongues only it is pretty interesting. I don't own one. (sighs in disappointment) but they do make them. I think that is going to be my next investment, in the collection of bobs. WOOT. | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 11:48:28 AM | | RUINS it far from it......... get the guy involved too!! | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 12:45:20 PM | I know this is OFF-TOPIC but, you know what? I could eat cake frosting all day long......
I was going to make a cake today,...and I made the misstake of tasting the German Chocolate frosting, first. So, I sat down, so innocently and ended-up eating that whole damn container of frosting! Then, still bent on making a cake-I grabbed for the, Lemon cake frost next.....GONE! I ate that too! I never did open the cake box up. I'm a PIG! I do have another one up in the cubbard...........it's strawberry. SCCRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAM! What do i do? | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 12:45:24 PM | | I have a couple....nothing large but stuff I like. My guy wont touch it! I want him to use it with me And him toegther. I think hes skeerd! ) Anybobody not afraid to play with my toys with me? HAHAHA | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 1:52:32 PM | holds up hand for linda to see not afraid to play nice with toys with you
after all what a Georgia peach you are
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 2:01:53 PM | Damn how i wished my name was Bob right now. Oh so mant women wanting me...l
Anyways, I think it is totally cool for any girl to have "Bob" around and for any guys that would get pissed that there gf has "Bob" just remember one thing, its better that it is "Bob" instead of Rob. At least ya know where it has been  | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/12/2005 4:33:09 PM | That's great okieroper, but are you available all the time, and can go on for hours, and vibrate like one? Don't be afraid of Bob's, women won't get desensitized, and men you won't be replaced. It's safer to use Bob than a person in between relationships. Both men & women should shop at the "love shops" more often, you'd be amazed at what's out there. I was lucky enough to have a lover who bought me an assortment of toys, for both of us to use. Be adventurous! There ROB's also (remotely operated boyfriend's). Imagine that remote in your hands guys!!! WOOOOHOOOOO  | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/27/2005 4:54:14 AM |
There ROB's also (remotely operated boyfriend's). Imagine that remote in your hands guys!!! WOOOOHOOOOO
*glazed look in eyes* I don't have to imagine...I'm remembering..one of the most..er..interesting and rewarding evening's dining out in a long time.
Thanks for stirring the memory cells Lass..and other places for that matter... | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 11/27/2005 11:49:13 AM |
There ROB's also (remotely operated boyfriend's). Imagine that remote in your hands guys!!! WOOOOHOOOOO
They have remote controled ones?
Wow where can I get my hands or other things on that?
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| Bob's
Posted: 7/13/2006 6:11:37 AM | | They always said the machines would rise up and replace us, I just thought it was going to be more like "The Terminator." | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 7/13/2006 6:15:47 AM | I was told the other day that one of these little pleasure toys did indeed spoil a womans ability to have orgasm with her lover. What a shame - when the real thing can be heaven and much warmer and softer to snuggle with after! | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 7/13/2006 8:36:13 AM | Cherish your BOB...it doesn't complain, steal the remote, ask what's for dinner and is always there to please! Love your BOB!  | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 7/13/2006 8:44:35 AM | I like to use them on her
Its great with some oral | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 7/13/2006 11:30:28 AM | | I'm trying to withdraw from BOB for a more organic relationship. I've recently enrolled in the 10 step program with BOB and BillyBOB. | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 7/13/2006 11:40:17 AM | u only have one? lol. I have had a bob forever! lol.as for me it was hard to introduice him to my man but it took time and courage for me.(i dont like sharing). It was fun and new. my man enjoyed it and so did i. And when he wasnt around I had more fun thinking of when we both used him, So runined the sex life? more like livin it up! | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 7/13/2006 11:42:45 AM | | Actually, the correct definition of that acronym is Battery Operated Boyfriend. | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 7/13/2006 11:57:01 AM | Bob and foreplay with your partner is the ultimate experiance and it turns the man on to watch you using it on yourself,bring it on I say,the only trouble is which one tonight baby???    | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 8/14/2006 11:13:20 PM | I like to call mine 'Frank' hee hee. | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 8/15/2006 1:10:58 AM | | I recently got another one after I wore out another one that I had for three years and I don't give them names at all...I have been asked by previous bed partners if I owned a vibrator and I said yes...It does make for good foreplay imho!!! | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 1/20/2007 5:21:15 AM | My "BOB" broke.  | |
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| Bob's
Posted: 1/20/2007 6:24:50 AM | Hey Sassy!!
Do you have your BBOBB card?? Better Battery Operated Boyfriend Bureau.
I hear you can get a discount with em!!!! | |
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