| Bob's Posted: 1/20/2007 7:15:31 AM | Bob is cool... Bob supplements my skills and allows me to pleasure her while I take a few minutes to gather my composure... Bob is fun to use... especially when you whisper in their ears while you use him on her...
And Bob makes them go through the roof when you use him in another orifice while you are in the other...
If Bob could drink, I'd buy him a beer. | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/20/2007 9:17:41 AM | Nothing wrong with BOB or bringing it into your sexual experiences with men. I don't understand how it could ruin sex for future men? Hrmmm ... I say be open minded and bring all the toys into the bedroom!  | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/20/2007 12:06:41 PM | I agreed toys are great in a relationship also found out the women love my long fingers  | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/20/2007 12:30:43 PM | My Ex had a few...tried to get her to add it into a night of fun...but, she wouldn't have any of it...a shame really, it can add some spice into the mix...if you are intimidated by a BOB....you got some other problems...although, when I was helping my sister move from one place to another...and she asked to get one side of a dresser, and I asked her, "is there anything in this drawer...anything at all...[PAUSE]...Anything..."
And then after she said NOTHING, I opened it up and saw about 4 of them...I swear
SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!
She thought it was funnier than sh!t, my reaction that is. She starting saying sh!t like...
"hey, you should get your G/F one for Christmas...she'll love you...and that one...Mark (her boyfriend) got that for me..."
"AHHHHH...JUST STOP TALKING!" I screamed at her.
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| Bob's Posted: 1/20/2007 12:52:46 PM | It ruins sex for future men? Well at least it only rolls over and goes to sleep when you want it to. Or when the batteries die. I facking hate it when that happens. No, it doesnt ruin it for future men! Go ahead and play with Old Yella whenever you want.... just dont forget the real deal is out there and can do more for you than that. | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/20/2007 12:54:20 PM | | Stop calling me BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/20/2007 3:44:52 PM | | well at least bobs never argue, but ye have to remember to recharge | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/20/2007 5:34:10 PM | I haven't been without Bob in many years, always have an extra & rechargable batteries... It certainly doesn't ruin sex for a future man, unless he sees Bob as competition...lol. | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/20/2007 5:46:23 PM | | Every woman needs a toy or two and lots of batteries LOL..., and I think the whole "ruining it for men" comes FROM a man. No man who is secure in who he is will find a "toy" the least bit threatening to his masculinity. | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/20/2007 6:12:44 PM |
KEEPS US SANE!!
That's debatable. | |
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| Bob's Posted: 7/25/2007 12:58:11 PM | To late just have to keep on trying | |
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| Bob's Posted: 7/25/2007 2:06:15 PM | I DO NOT RUN ON BATTERIES! I do just fine naturally thank you, and I can be a best friend too...LOL | |
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| Bob's Posted: 7/25/2007 2:47:11 PM | They are OK, have to be careful...I know someone who chipped a tooth on one... | |
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| Bob's Posted: 7/25/2007 3:50:53 PM | | Bob does it for me everytime,if i get a man i might include him in a 3 some with bob lol.Every Woman should have one ;o) | |
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| Bob's Posted: 7/25/2007 4:26:30 PM | A little old lady, about 80, walks into the sex toy shop. She slowly makes her way to the counter, and asks the guy behind the counter, in a shaky voice, "D-d-d-o you s-s-s-e-ell v-v-v-vib-r-r-rat-o-o-rs?"
The guy behind the counter is about to break up, but he replies, "Yes, we do."
"Do y-y-you s-s-sell one a-a-a-bout t-t-welve inc-hes l-l-l-ong and a-a-about two inc-ches t-t-t-thick?", she asks.
"Yes, we do", the gut says.
"H-h-how do y-y-you turn t-t-the son-of-s b**** 0-0-0ff", she says. | |
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| Bob's Posted: 7/25/2007 8:03:55 PM | | BOB Jr and BOB Sr both reside in my "one night stand" and they play well with friends too. | |
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| Bob's Posted: 7/25/2007 8:30:47 PM | I have some that plug in for those times when technology is stronger than biology.
Like the plug ins because they are never dead when you don't use them for a while.
Whether it takes my pecker, my tongue or the vibrator there is no doubt the women is going to cum.
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| Bob's Posted: 7/25/2007 11:43:56 PM | | My new Bob arrived today! WOOHOOOOHHOOHHHOOHHHHHHHHHHHH | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/3/2008 2:57:05 AM | Putting far to much thought in to this , its not a real banana  | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/31/2008 9:42:56 PM | I call mine Bob, Big Bob and Bob, Jr. I love my Bob's and they don't take away my enjoyment with my b/f. He likes to watch me & Bob, it excites hime and I get excited watching him get excited.
B/f also enjoyed watching me using the jets in the hottub.
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| Bob's Posted: 1/31/2008 10:29:40 PM | A little old lady, about 80, walks into the sex toy shop. She slowly makes her way to the counter, and asks the guy behind the counter, in a shaky voice, "D-d-d-o you s-s-s-e-ell v-v-v-vib-r-r-rat-o-o-rs?"
The guy behind the counter is about to break up, but he replies, "Yes, we do."
"Do y-y-you s-s-sell one a-a-a-bout t-t-welve inc-hes l-l-l-ong and a-a-about two inc-ches t-t-t-thick?", she asks.
"Yes, we do", the gut says.
"H-h-how do y-y-you turn t-t-the son-of-s b**** 0-0-0ff", she says
L-l-l-l-m-m-m-M-a-a-a-A-o-o-o-o-O............ttttooooooo funny!
Yes, Bob and I are a happy couple | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/31/2008 10:49:04 PM | RAOFLMAO!!!! lol - ANY guy who says THAT MUST have penis (er, Bob) envy!!!!! Tell him there are operations that can fix that!! lololololol  | |
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| Bob's Posted: 1/31/2008 11:12:14 PM | My current loves me down on her and she down on me with a bob in her **** and just when she is going to cum she taps me on the bum and I insert her second friend in her butt which gives her the best O O O's of all. It's all great PL | |
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| Bob's Posted: 2/1/2008 12:05:46 AM | Actually anicegirl34, not everyone does. I'm 44...I don't and never have had any toys...never been to an adult store of any kind, never seen an adult sales magazine, etc. Raised as I was, things of that nature were purely taboo. I have changed my views in the past few years on alot of the things I was taught, and I see nothing wrong with it now, I just don't have them, although I did get a gift from a friend of mine a couple weeks back. Haven't tried it yet, but it was given to me as a gift/introduction so to speak, lol. I know some might think " Hmmm, probably boring", but then again, I look at it as having alot of surprises to look forward to!
lmao okieroper!
Holy Sh!t tenbears!!!! Thought I was gonna go blind when I saw all those bananas at once! lmao
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| Bob's Posted: 2/1/2008 7:10:11 AM | | As a guy I can tell you that Bob is a great guy! I couldn't imagine being jealous of him..if anything I think one of the hottest things is a 3sum with me, her, and BOB! I am the type to help find Bob when she is in need and I am not available. And it doesn't bother me if Bob does it better than me because at least Bob is usually willing to share :) One of my biggest turn ons is getting to watch one on one action with my woman and Bob. I may feel a lil different about****or Harry, but Bob is welcome anytime. | |
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