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| How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These?
Posted: 11/7/2005 5:52:22 AM | I was shooting pool one night when a woman walked up and asked
"want to play with me ?"
I told her " maybe later, but you still have to put your 50 cents up on the table"
talk about a wet hen !!!!! | |
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| How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These?
Posted: 11/7/2005 10:18:58 AM | Ouch most don’t give a person a chance. Time to give a few of life’s experiences on lines that only happen a few times in life.
In the spirit of fun.
Here are a couple of actual lines that seemed to do the job just fine.
Her: Do you know the difference between a 9 and a 10?
Him: hmm, I could guess but I’d rather you tell me.
Her: A 10 swallows.
>>>> Next up that really is good if delivered at the right time.
Her: All you want to do is get naked and have sex.
Him: No I have a 48 hour rule when it comes to first dates.
Her: What’s a 48 hour rule?
Him: For the first 48 hours my pants stay on but yours are totally optional. | |
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| How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These?
Posted: 11/7/2005 10:25:00 AM | Hey hey now... I am often forced to use the "is this seat empty?" line. I swear it's only because the seat was empty though... so ladies, if you ever see me out and about, and I use this line. Please be gentle. I mean no harm.
Her: You're really hot!
Him: Yeah, I know. | |
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| How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These?
Posted: 11/8/2005 12:20:16 AM | not a man hater... lol......
here's one for both genders:
guy: care to dance?
her: no sorry
guy: oh pardon me... you thought I asked you to dance.. I said your fat in those pants.
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this one I used...
guy: would you like to dance
me: no sorry, maybe later
guy: what are you a lesbian?
me: I am if your the alternative
** he didnt come back for that dance lol | |
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Joined: 11/2/2005
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| How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These?
Posted: 11/8/2005 12:45:30 AM | | If a women asked me those, I wouldn't be rude about it but take it as a compliment. Hell, even if a guy did maybe. No, I'm not gay or bi.... | |
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| How Do You Respond to Come-Ons Like These?
Posted: 11/8/2005 4:25:51 PM |
Why do you have to respond with a put down - sometimes it takes a lot for a guy or a girl to say anything. If it's a compliment and not a down and out com on, why not say thank you.
Thank you Blue eyes! I was thinking the same thing.
In fact I think its very classy to respond as if the other person was a worthwhile human being. There's too much credit being given to clever but cruel treatment these days, IMHO.
Oh, and if I ask you if "that seat is taken", its because I need the chair! | |
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