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 Páñ†hérrrrr64²°°¹™
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 26
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my eldest son, when he was small was virtually unable to walk unless holding his penis it seemed,. it was like a little rudder hahahaha. One day his Dad said to him,. "quit pulling on it it isn't going to grow",.... DOH guess what!? it did, so he came running back and promptly stuck it in Dad's face and said "YES YES Dad it does! LOOK at my big stick!" He was forever known after that as Biggus Stickus!
 rebel777
Joined: 3/22/2007
Msg: 27
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Posted: 4/18/2007 9:26:25 PM

When my oldest daughter was about 2,she would walk around and her pants would keep falling down,so I would say Brooke pull your pants up I can see the crack of your bum,well one day she was walking around the house playing and i said brooky..she turns to me and says,whats the matter daddy is my bum cracking...

that cracks me up....
 dook
Joined: 12/8/2005
Msg: 28
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Posted: 4/19/2007 12:34:06 AM
Ok, so My son and I are bathing, and we have already had the 'no pee in the tub' conversation. He says he has to go, so I put him over the tub, he goes, and upon re-entry he says, "When I grow up, I want a really long penis". Of course I am laughing outside, and inside going, 'Atta boy!'
I ask why, just out of curiosity. He says " Then I wouldn't have to leave the bath."

Linear thinking at it's best=kids!
 liveluvnlaff
Joined: 6/16/2005
Msg: 29
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Posted: 4/19/2007 3:16:49 PM
Kids ARE the best....where would we be without them 'uh?!?! <img
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The days that i was a transit user, my son who was about two at the time (who's always just LOVED trucks of all kinds, all colors,--- well like ALL boys do right?!) looks out the window of the bus, points to a truck and says "mommy....look....a F$CK"!! Every time i tried to correct him by saying "it's a TRuck honey"....he got louder and louder, saying "F$CK....Mommy .... F$CK". To this day, he still likes to hear the story; although i was embarrassed at the time, i can't help but laugh until tears come to this day.

The first time my daughter who was 3 at the time saw her dad in the raw, she frantically came out of the bathroom and said that her dad had something she didn't have and "what was it mommy?!" Let's just say she didn't open the closed bathroom door ever again.

Ahhhh I JUST LOVE MY KIDS!!!!
 Augiedougie
Joined: 1/10/2007
Msg: 30
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Posted: 4/19/2007 6:55:43 PM
My favourite line was from my nephew when he was 5 yo. He told my sister, "Mom, it's more fun to be bad than good."

My sister just rolled her eyes and cringed.
 dook
Joined: 12/8/2005
Msg: 31
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Posted: 4/25/2007 3:21:22 PM
He just said something else I thought poignant. He was issuing ultimatums like "If you won't let me, I will never...blah blah blah".
I said " Never is a long time son, never say 'never'".
He says instantly," But you just said 'never'.

Turned my argument on its a$$. How could I argue with that.
 rebel777
Joined: 3/22/2007
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Posted: 4/26/2007 2:18:44 PM
Its funny the sayings and things children mimic! Just the other day, I heard "Aaawww Sheeesh! I dropped my sandwich on the floor!" outta the mouth of my 3 year old! Wonder where she got that from?
 rebel777
Joined: 3/22/2007
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Posted: 12/18/2007 11:13:58 PM
hahaha...last night we was out shopping and we get to the line up and my youngest daughter yells out loud...daddy imma gonna fart... ...
last week my oldest daughter was teaching my youngest daughter how to pronounce and say Pirates of the Caribbean...so the youngest daughter responds,yes I know how to say Pirates of the Cans of beans and she stood there with the biggest smile upon her face..
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