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Posted: 11/30/2005 8:19:48 PM | a descriptor of the egotistical....
"pope of chili town"
"too cool for school"
"coq of the walk"
"go easy Rambo!"
just in general...
"s/he sticks out like a turd in the punchbowl"
"butt pirate"
"twat-sicle"
"shpanktasterrific"
"shpappy"
I have too many...Its a wonder I even understand regular english anymore | |
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Posted: 11/30/2005 8:23:20 PM | Would you like some plastic wrap?
Catahya later!
You betchya
Go fu-ck a duck
Where did you find those space pants?
I'm a space cowdick
Have you been to the school of pricks too?
My memory disturbes me , do i know you?
I better go get the strap-on!
What's with today , today?
Keep your friends close , and your enemies closer.
I dance with wolves , i swim with the dragons ... i fear not to die but only too live | |
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Posted: 11/30/2005 8:40:22 PM | That's too she she foo foo for me.
Here we go.
Yuppers.
Okey dokey.
I made a boo boo.
Bite me.
I like to overuse the words buddy, sir, madam and honey especially with my kindergarten students.
I use more sound effects for disapproval (think of Marj Simpson LOL ) | |
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Posted: 11/30/2005 9:14:40 PM | 1. Never let fear or common sense hold you back;
2. I used to like you.....emphasis on 'used to';
3. Fvck you and the horse you rode in on;
4. You couldn't organize an orderly one man exit from a telephone booth;
5. I never make the same mistake twice.....I'm too busy coming up with new ones;
6. I want my regrets to be for things I did, not things I didn't do;
7. He's not sure if his a** is bored, punched or tatooed;
8. Ya bugger....;
9. I may be slow, but I'm not stupid;
10. Elucidate for me the specificity of the totality of your ignorance;
11. No sense in prevaricating about the bush;
12. I'm nothin' but a poor ol' dumb farm boy;
13. That's all folks! | |
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Posted: 12/1/2005 12:40:06 PM | I got 4 of them
1) What's Really Good with U!
2) Talks is cheap mother fu****
3) It's about Risk vs Reward
4) Just do the damn thing | |
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Posted: 12/1/2005 3:10:25 PM | they're a party in your mouth, & everybody's cumming!
There's a party in your pants & I'm the guest of honour!
my nephew once asked me if shit floats, I answered him yes, your mother can swim.
don't drop the soap
if it wasn't 4 us a-holes, U hemeroids wouldn't have a place 2 live
nice comeback, now wipe it off your chin
ever suck a cack U didn't like?
U R the load your mama should've swallowed!
nice legs what time do they open?
U give head 4 wooden nickels
I aim 2 please & I've got good aim
someone said U stink & I said yeah, like shat
here I sit broken hearted, paid a quarter & only farted (the ode of the scottish pay toilet) | |
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Joined: 10/15/2005
Msg: 82 | |
| do you have a favorite saying ?
Posted: 12/1/2005 3:32:10 PM | git r done
I am sorry you must have confused me with someone who cares
And your talking to me for waht reason | |
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Posted: 12/5/2005 11:20:39 AM | SMILE!! it makes people wonder what you've been up too.
You're as worthless as tits on a bore pig.
if at first you don't succeed try try again, and if that doesn't work give up and go eat chocolate. | |
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Posted: 12/5/2005 12:34:46 PM | Hoochiebar!!!(It can be used in soo many contexts..LOL..)
Schalobie....(umm..I wont tell you what I use that for)
and HOO-HA...anyone can be a HOO-HA
I think my word usage smacks of insanity..LOL
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Posted: 12/5/2005 6:07:28 PM | How about:
"F*ck'em if they can't take a joke!"
"If you're not the lead dog, the view is always the same."
"Alrighty then!"
"Who in the blue hell are you?!!?"
"What is your major malfunction?"
"He was an abused child."
"Is there a pill for what's wrong with you?"
"Could you come back in a few beers?"
...and from the univeristy days...
"It's Friday and we have got a whole beer full of fridge!" | |
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Posted: 12/5/2005 6:28:52 PM | Couple of my favs:
1.Hey dog fuvker (used more at work)
2.Why do u gotta be a hater (used the most)
3.Common sense isn't always that common
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Posted: 12/5/2005 6:36:38 PM | Mine are kind of dumb...but I can't stop saying them
"friggin" and "punch it in the ______ face" where I would then enter what kind of thing I'm talking about. Say for example, a bee, I would say punch you in your bee face  I'm a bit crazy  | |
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Joined: 11/18/2005
Msg: 91 | |
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Posted: 12/5/2005 7:13:54 PM | I have two big ones....
"Meh" - it means Anything at all really....
"It's Five O'Clock somewhere!" (as I crack open a beer / pour a shot / glass of wine / etc)
And a gazillion lesser used ones.
"Rrrriiiiiiiiiiight......"
"And....?"
"Overshare!"
And with the kidlet around....
"Ahem.. Are you SUPPOSED to be doing that?"
"Come here. Give me a kiss. Tell me you Lovoe me. Now Get Outta my Face!"
"I Love you THIS much" while squeezing thumb and finger together (ie. none)
That one is an inside joke and everyone who sees it thinks we're loopy... I used a circle to explain infinity to her... and our conclusion is that if you ever reached "the end" you would be at nothing agian.. the only way to go beyond infinity is to go to nothing.. so......
Oh gawd I should stop now.. tooooo many.
. Robert | |
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Posted: 12/5/2005 7:24:48 PM | If you can't run with the old dogs, stay on the freakin' porch! (To those who can't keep up)
I'm off like a f@reskin. (When I am leaving)
Wouldn't haul a sick wh@re off a p1sspot. (About a poorly performing vehicle)
Have your parents drop by someday and I will arrange a marriage for them. | |
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Posted: 12/5/2005 10:33:08 PM | Can't think of many right now, I'm sure someone around here will be more than happy to add to the list! lol
"Who has more fun"
"Nice bum, where ya from"
"Git' R Done" (ball team cheer.. kinda stuck)
"ya, right"
Hey Beckham.. you forgot 'fantabulous!' hahaha! ;) | |
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Posted: 12/6/2005 1:21:05 AM | | A wise man once said..... "it is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool, than to speak, thus removing any and all doubts". | |
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Posted: 12/6/2005 7:34:32 AM | Do you wanna be a spaceman?
Gee , wilkers the monkey spat on your face.
Your fit and you know it! | |
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Posted: 12/6/2005 10:17:16 AM | Favorite sayings these days....
"If you don't take the risk in going to far.. then you will never know how far you can go...." ~Unkown
"Will you give up your comforts... and make your way in a foreign land... "
Both are about pushing your intentions... yourself... to get past the ego and go places where you have always wanted to go... but couldn't... push yourself... to get past fear.
But just plain ol.. "Spank Me"... will do it... | |
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