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Posted: 10/5/2008 7:16:48 AM | "that'll do donkey, that'll do"
"run away! run away!"
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
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Posted: 10/6/2008 1:05:02 AM | Shit Happens When You PartyNaked...
When you burp beside someone insead of excuse me "Did yeah like that?"
" " fart " " " " " " " Theres a kiss for yeah?"
No Shit Sherlock!
Statement : Wish in one hand sh1t in the other see wich one fills up first.
Responce: The one wiht the wish because I'll be wishing I didn't have sh1t in the other hand.
OK there doctor phil!
What chew talkin' bout Whillis?
Your a crack head! How bout yeah share!
When someones trying to sound smart but messes up what they are trying to say "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH ..... no"
S-M-R-T... I am so smart...
Said to one of my parents "Okay there kiddo I'll get right on that..." | |
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Posted: 10/6/2008 3:36:27 AM | What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
If bullsh** were music, you'd be a one man band
Tell someone who cares
Bite me | |
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Posted: 10/6/2008 4:33:09 AM | No sh1t sherlock.
good times!
I can't hear you, I've got a banana in my ear.
Are you on crack cocaine????
and I recently discovered this gem .. haven't used it. (yet?):
"I don't know what your problem is, but ..
I'm pretty sure it's hard to pronounce."
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Posted: 10/7/2008 5:46:46 AM | here`s a couple of mine;
"sure im an axx hole, but im not a perfect one yet"
"The only normal thing around here is the cycle on the washing machine"
"If it cant be bought, borrowed or stolen then why do you want it" | |
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Posted: 10/7/2008 11:39:38 AM | My father always told me "Keep The Faith" he sure was a wise man! With the health problems Ive had over the years and other challenges this saying has helped me to get through it with a positive attitude  | |
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Posted: 10/7/2008 7:05:29 PM | I play alot of Bingo so I always say ...Don't hate the player...hate the game
Hey ...better me than you ( when I win a jackpot and get dirty looks )
and MY favourite B I N G O !!!!
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Posted: 10/7/2008 8:19:54 PM | If shit were brains you wouldn't have enough to fertilise a blade of grass.
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When the fvck truck arrives, let him come in the rear.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 11:55:41 AM | 'Deal with it, rock'n'roll.'
"Nice one, Franco!'
'Jackass.'
'Oh, that's just great.'
'What the hell/f**k?'
'Oh crap.'
'Isn't that convenient?' (this is particularly for a friend of mine who is a borderline pathological liar).
'Meh, whatever.'
'Yee-e-ah!' | |
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Posted: 10/23/2008 11:36:14 AM | There are so many great lines from Shrek. I too am always saying: "That'll do, Donkey, that'll do" and ... "in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
Other favourites include:
Ohhhh... the little darlins.
For a smart guy, you sure do stupid well.
Is a frog's ass watertight?
Good GAWD!
Isn't that special?
and, of course ... wtf and dumbass | |
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Posted: 10/29/2008 11:59:22 AM | mine would be;
"no worries, mate..." <<<< Use it all the time & no, I'm not an Aussie. I just like it | |
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Posted: 10/29/2008 9:21:40 PM | 1. Freaken Fracken Fruuucken Frocken (those aren't bad words but they feel just as good to say)
2. Durrrrbrain
3. Eh.
4. Whatever~
5. Chill out (relax)
6. See You on the flip side
7. Blah, Blah, Blah...and Blah, Blah and Blah some more( and if they continue) and Blah even more. (It's terrible but Its embedded in my being)
8. I grew up hearing "You Turkey"
9. If you've ever worked with a builder. F..king bleep beep comes naturally. (Used both as verbs and nouns) | |
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Posted: 11/1/2008 9:15:02 PM | A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few lights short of a Christmas tree.
Elevator doesn't quite go to the top.
The human gene pool could use a little chlorine. | |
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Posted: 11/2/2008 4:07:18 PM | "I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insucure. I make mistakes, I can be out of contrl, and at times hare to handle, but ifyou can't handle me at my wors, than you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
Quote from M. Monroe | |
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Posted: 11/2/2008 7:44:23 PM | "Happiness is like a butterfly,
If you chase it, it will elude you,
If you turn your attention to other things,
It will come and sit softly on your shoulder..."
~Thoreau | |
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