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 grplaman

Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 101
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 8:23:43 AM
Well, in a nut shell,......"It's either my way or the highway!" And, I only use that on those who I get bored with. I like a funny man or a funny woman. A person who lacks humor..makes my butt, PUCKER!

"GET OUT! GO AWAY! I don't need people who's humor is as, dried-up as desert bones.
 KISS_MA_BUTT

Joined: 11/14/2005
Msg: 102
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 8:50:51 AM
-men who are cheap

-boys who don't want to lick me
 newleaf

Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 103
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 9:00:43 AM
Sniper! OMG! I'm everything you hate. That is too funny. I am every single thing on your list except I don't really hate hunting so much (just don't do it) and I don't hate guns, I'm not "pro-abortion" but I am pro choice.

I'm even short!

I'm much older, so it didn't count anyway, but I just think it's very funny.

Funny thing is, my deal breakers are other things, mostly like somebody talking about what they like in the bedroom when I don't even know them, talking a lot about sex to me, a stranger, and lying. I'm plain old folks. Nobody has to lie to me about anything, but they do it, in e-mails. I always wonder why somebody would do that.

EDITED:
Okay, now I know why you should read the whole thread before posting. It's not quite so funny now that I realize that he's not just a buffoon.

Before you get started, yes, I'm a Democrat and a fat one at that. Voted for Clinton? Yup. Smoke? Yup. Fat? Oh yeah. I'm a really good shot, but I wouldn't ever shoot a zebra.
 newleaf

Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 104
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 9:02:39 AM
Jupiter Year - I agree with every one of yours. Just hadn't thought of them when I wrote mine. :)
 born2rescue

Joined: 10/24/2004
Msg: 105
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What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 9:12:48 AM
deal breaker? hmm when she tells me what are kids would look like on the first date lol
 DacaInaru

Joined: 8/18/2005
Msg: 106
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 10:02:14 AM
I have to add one to my list.

just happened to me today..

Men who say.. wow.. you have big breast.. I like big breast wow.. your have big breast..

my response..

wow.. your an idiot.. wow.. your really really and idiot.. wow what an idiot you are..

grrr.. men who comment on my breast and think i'm actually going to swoon..
 Synical

Joined: 8/16/2005
Msg: 107
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 10:05:47 AM
-excessive drinking
-drugs
-men who think I should talk to them all because they liked my pic
-dishonesty
-showoffs
-know-it-alls

My thinking brain cell must be sleeping, thats all I can come up with at the moment, but those are the biggest anyhow.
 Smackerroo

Joined: 11/13/2005
Msg: 108
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 10:09:59 AM
Smile with your eyes
I can see you being upset at sinper killing the Zebra and living close to you.
The resembalnce between you and the zebra is uncanny.
Dont wear anything with the same color pattern and you should be ok!
 Sniper308

Joined: 10/21/2004
Msg: 109
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Posted: 11/14/2005 10:58:22 AM

... but I wouldn't ever shoot a zebra.


Grizzlies are coming off the endangered list!!! They just announced it today!!!

I realize you PETA-types will hope one gets me but, the great thing is, I DON'T CARE!

Now I can kill a griz without having to pay some Canadian outfitter or an Alaskan outfitter a gazillion dollars! And what's REALLY going to torque you "Aw, they're such CUTE bears" people is... I'll put a picture of a dead griz in my profile, too!

You people crack me up.
 Sniper308

Joined: 10/21/2004
Msg: 110
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Posted: 11/14/2005 11:00:14 AM

Men who say.. wow.. you have big breast.. I like big breast wow.. your have big breast..

my response..

wow.. your an idiot.. wow.. your really really and idiot.. wow what an idiot you are..

grrr.. men who comment on my breast and think i'm actually going to swoon..


Is the other one super small or something???
 newleaf

Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 111
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 11:14:29 AM
Grizzlies aren't cute and they aren't like ponies.

You know there is a median. I don't care to hunt, but I don't hate hunters. I think PETA is as silly as it gets, but that may be due to ignorance on my part.

But - grizzlies notwithstanding - why a zebra?
 DacaInaru

Joined: 8/18/2005
Msg: 112
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 11:22:54 AM

Is the other one super small or something???



actually.. it is.. don't you know all women are loopsided???
 bettyboopNga

Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 113
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 11:27:33 AM
excessive drinking.
abusive mannor
OTHER GIRLFRIENDS
 blondago56

Joined: 8/21/2004
Msg: 114
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Posted: 11/14/2005 11:40:24 AM
hhmmm..obnoxious mean smart*sses(humor is required though :-) , excessive smoking, dirty teeth,liars,guys on their own pedestals, laziness, etc.. Later & hugs to all
 Smackerroo

Joined: 11/13/2005
Msg: 115
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 1:44:32 PM
"But - grizzlies notwithstanding - why a zebra?"
Sniper got one in his profile, that i guess he shot.
 amberbrechey

Joined: 5/25/2005
Msg: 116
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/14/2005 1:57:20 PM
the worst when you are having a great time and its the first date but he is mr. grabby hands and thinks he can put his hands all over you , Thats annoying and a turn off .
 Sniper308

Joined: 10/21/2004
Msg: 117
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Posted: 11/14/2005 9:26:32 PM

Sniper got one in his profile, that i guess he shot.


Actually, I shot three... but the one in the picture was the nicest of the bunch.

As to the "why" question... if you don't hunt -- and you don't -- you'd never understand, even if I tried to explain.

Also killed a hartebeest, an impala, and a Cape buffalo. You kiddies flame away, now, ya' hear?
 HB2

Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 118
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Posted: 11/14/2005 9:30:23 PM
Biggest I ever killed was an elk in Astoria Oregon...

Men who don't like female hunters
 hottunger10

Joined: 9/13/2005
Msg: 119
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/15/2005 6:23:05 AM
-people who spend too much time on internet dating sites..
 rugged_gentleman

Joined: 10/28/2005
Msg: 120
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/15/2005 6:25:57 AM
doesn't take Freud to see the big sniper rifle as a 'replacement' for something else that may be 'inadequate'..

big, thick, long barrel, that 'shoots' something into other living beings..LMAO..
 arri

Joined: 10/5/2005
Msg: 121
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/15/2005 6:29:11 AM
women who put margarine on their toast
 harmony1969

Joined: 10/31/2005
Msg: 122
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/15/2005 6:48:01 AM
Lying, smoking, dislike of animals & possessiveness.

That's about it, everything else is up to debate and depends on the person in question.
 Smackerroo

Joined: 11/13/2005
Msg: 123
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/15/2005 4:23:53 PM
I like hunting but do most of it in the bars now
 Pgooperman

Joined: 8/10/2005
Msg: 124
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Posted: 11/15/2005 4:38:26 PM

dislike of animals


Umm... have we determined if Sniper likes animals or not? I bet he gets all excited about them and the prospects of killing them with his phallic replacement!
 PhyneLiquor

Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 125
What are your deal breakers
Posted: 11/15/2005 4:41:03 PM
^^^

may possibly be the only time there's any 'lead in the pencil', if you get my drift ;)
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