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 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 26
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here is to wives and girlfriends,shall the 2 never meet
 GreenIvory
Joined: 2/18/2005
Msg: 27
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Posted: 12/5/2005 6:52:55 PM
heres to hell
may we have as good as a time there as we had getting there
amen
 cybil1999
Joined: 2/8/2006
Msg: 28
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:06:35 AM
heres to the girl who dresses in black
she always looks neat
she never looks slack...
and when she kisses she kisses so sweet...
makes a thing stand that never had feet...
************************************

Here's to the bull that roams in the wood
He does the cows and heifers good...
if not for the bull and his big long rod...
we'd have no beef by god.......


****spoken more often at the table than grace...




 nasajack2003
Joined: 1/21/2006
Msg: 29
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Posted: 3/21/2006 11:34:51 AM
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
 newintown503
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 3/21/2006 12:41:05 PM
Here's to your little thing and my little thing and our little thing under the table.
May your little thing never long for anything as long as my little thing is able!

 Acecomedian
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 31
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Posted: 3/21/2006 3:00:46 PM
The wonderful love of a beautiful maid
The love of a staunch young man
The love of a baby unafraid
As existed since time began.

But the greatest love the love of loves
Even greater than that of mother
Is the tender passionate infinite love?
Of one drunken sod to another.
 AnneC
Joined: 2/26/2006
Msg: 32
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Posted: 3/21/2006 3:53:42 PM
I think this is how it goes from nominated worst movie that I wasted an hour and a half watching and that was gained was this toast lol!!

Here's to the men we love..
Here's to the men who love us..
The men "WE LOVE" will never love us..
So **** the men and here's to us!
 mcgyver52
Joined: 2/26/2006
Msg: 33
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Posted: 3/21/2006 5:16:57 PM
A toast to ...

Living

Lieing

Loveing

Cheating


Live each day like it,s your last

Lie about you age as long as you can

Love your friends like you may never see them again

Cheat death every chance you get
 docholiday740
Joined: 1/16/2006
Msg: 34
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Posted: 3/22/2006 3:46:19 PM
Here's to PU$$Y and GUNSMOKE. . .Live by one, die by the other, and love the smell of both in the morning.
 heartstillopen
Joined: 2/20/2006
Msg: 35
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Posted: 3/22/2006 7:34:32 PM
Hmmm, sounds just like the one I wrote in a thread the other day. On the 21'st. teeheehee
It is a good one though eh? Do you know the rest of it?
Did you check out the poem I wrote right after it? LOL

P.S. The post is in sex and dating titled "****" for anyone who is interested..
 heartstillopen
Joined: 2/20/2006
Msg: 36
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Posted: 3/22/2006 7:56:09 PM
oh yah I guess i forgot abot the censorship..
another word for kitty?
 captainthumper
Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 37
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Posted: 3/23/2006 10:46:17 AM
This is a cheer that's fun with your girlfriends:

Here's to all the men we've had
some were good, some were bad
some will run, some will follow
but it's up to us if we spit or swallow
 dugie0001
Joined: 6/6/2006
Msg: 38
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Posted: 6/6/2006 11:41:11 PM
here's to honor,
getting honor,
keeping honor,
and if you can't come in her,
come on her.
 crystal_dragons
Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 39
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Posted: 8/5/2006 10:35:23 PM
here's to crime.
 I-AM-THE-DEVIL
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 40
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Posted: 8/6/2006 9:17:08 PM
if i die withithis drink bury mu upsidedown so they have a place to park their bike
 guest
Joined: 11/9/2006
Msg: 41
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Posted: 12/28/2006 6:05:08 PM
To honor,
To get honor,
If you can't cum in her,
cum on her!
 Phantom_snorkeller
Joined: 12/26/2006
Msg: 42
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:37:50 PM


Happy new years !!

Here's to the 4 hinges of Hell;
Lying, stealing, cheating and drinking.
If you're going to lie, Lie with the one you love.
If you're going to steal, steal away from bad company.
If you're going to cheat, cheat death.
And if you're going to drink, drink with me.

Cheers to queers, more girls for us!

Cheers - To the memories we'll never remember, and to the friends we'll never forget.

Keith - Toronto



 bobby7
Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 43
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Posted: 12/30/2006 8:32:55 PM
WTF?? I can't make sense of this one, Sammy...
 midnightmike
Joined: 1/1/2004
Msg: 44
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Posted: 2/15/2007 9:28:40 AM
Here's to the hole that never heals,
The more you rub it the better it feels;
All the soap this side of hell
Can't wash away that fishy smell.
Wine, women, song and vice,
crabs, syphillis, blueballs and lice;
I've had them all by Jesus Christ:
Gentlemen!! The Queen.
 LorienElemental
Joined: 12/2/2006
Msg: 45
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Posted: 2/17/2007 3:32:18 PM

The one i heard was "Here's to leather, here's to lace, here's to guy's that give good face!"
I must be dumb, I don't get what's so funny.
 Namaste67
Joined: 2/8/2007
Msg: 46
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Posted: 2/22/2007 6:40:04 PM


HERE'S TO BEING SINGLE...
DRINKING DOUBLES...
AND SEEING TRIPLE ! ( hic )
 allie8
Joined: 2/11/2006
Msg: 47
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Posted: 2/26/2007 5:26:08 AM

HERE'S TO BEING SINGLE...
DRINKING DOUBLES...
AND SEEING TRIPLE !


I've heard that as:

"Here's to being single,
Seeing double,
Sleeping triple,
And having multiple!"
 grapeman
Joined: 8/2/2006
Msg: 48
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Posted: 2/26/2007 4:29:58 PM
Here's to you as good as you are
and here's to me as bad as I am,
As bad as I am and as good as you are,
I'm as Good as you are as bad as I am.

 Trafftech
Joined: 9/29/2006
Msg: 49
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Posted: 3/4/2007 6:54:17 AM
Our lager which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever, barmen. salud
 boxerrumble
Joined: 12/12/2006
Msg: 50
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Posted: 3/5/2007 10:06:42 AM
Short and sweet

"Here's to beers"
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