| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:00:46 AM | @ ghost
Oh definately but with images of some drunk cartoon character's thing while putting up the toilet seat and holding a cat..................hmmmmmmm not sure I've seen that one. Redneck something site hmmmmmmmmmm. | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:03:24 AM | Cheesey lines are the best!
Use them with your friends and you will see.
The best use of a cheesey line was an ad in south africa. Gorgeous woman and good looking man are staring at each other, being visually flirty from across a U shape bar. Woman finally gets up and walks over to him and says "Come here often?"
Guy looks nerously around and down... Image switches to "Premature ejaculation problems? call blah blah.." | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:04:12 AM | | "hey mother, want another?" I agree.. either considering of adding more of those genes to the usual gene pool make larry, brother darryl and the other brother darryl gleaming with joy or the fact he could be thinking of his own mother.. lol ..OOh god.. Enough of that | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:04:45 AM | tasty
did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
is your daddy a thief to steal the stars from the sky for your eyes
you tired cuz you've been running in my mind all night
had enough yet.
Pic is hot it shows your real beauty............no not another line. | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:05:23 AM | Ok lets get a few things straight.... I think what I said was misunderstood.
For one it is just a saying, I have never ever in a million years hurt my dog I loved him more than anything, and it tore me apart when I had to have him put down.
And I did not even get your email, I deleted old messages cause I hadnt done it in a while, I never delete email witout reading them (even if there is a cheesy pickup line in the subject) and I always reply, even to the****picture ones, and lets say I don't hear from the****picxture guys after that...lol)
And yes woman can be very stuck up! Trust me i Know I Date both sexes, it is a pain in the ass!
And as to the bars I hang out at when I do get out, which is once in a blue moonn, I have no idea, it doesnt matter what bar I go to, I always have the morons hit on me! | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:06:03 AM | Oh definately but with images of some drunk cartoon character's thing while putting up the toilet seat and holding a cat..................hmmmmmmm not sure I've seen that one. Redneck something site hmmmmmmmmmm
Tiple, i would laugh my a*** off if i would ever see that | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:07:18 AM | Tash, I was just messing around. I didn't take you literally!
You should download that jerky boy soundfile. It is really funny. | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:07:32 AM | | Tasty... I think it's the best because it really shows who you are.... you look like you are trying to hard in the others.....You are 20 years to young for me but it by far shows your beauty the best | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:09:47 AM | And as to the bars I hang out at when I do get out, which is once in a blue moonn, I have no idea, it doesnt matter what bar I go to, I always have the morons hit on me!
Not my character to pass judgement tash since i have been attracted to Queen latifa to susan sarandon at times (larger women are amazing).. however one argument my old friend lisa has is why she always has to attract the old and the toothless.. You might think ..10 years older or such ..Nope 70, and literally toothless ...lol its true | |
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Posted: 11/25/2005 1:11:14 AM | search for kick my dog in any p2p file sharing program
i have it somewhere on my pc, but i have over 1600 hours of audio files
pickup line number 45347... I am a believer of you are what you eat, and tomorrow i would like to be you. | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:13:21 AM | lol, i can feel for her, it is scary sometimes....
here is a good one....
"I have lost my teddybear, wanna come sleep with me tonight...." lol | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:16:07 AM | | "I like those pants on you, they would look even better on my floor" lol, (or whatever piece of clothing you want to put in there) | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:16:18 AM | Ok sounds good to me.......durham is only about 3 hours from me unless the roads are bad.
pants?????????
Just don't ever delete #5 there is something real beautiful about it. | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:20:19 AM | wanna floss with your pubic hair.
Ever played leap frog naked? Wanna?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
Do you know CPR? (uhh yeah/no why) Cuz you just took my breath away.
I've got a condom with your name on it.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Stand still so I can pick you up!
What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy (okay that one is REALLY bad!)
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
ha ha, god i know way too many...lol
and what is it with # 5, like what exactly???? I like all the pics I have up, but yea.... | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:21:54 AM | lol, i can feel for her, it is scary sometimes....
True, especially considering the age.. I thought people were alot more courteous back then .. but what do i know.. maybe getting bolder to try... but add alcohol to that and that cures any normal action or understandable word | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:23:06 AM | is that a mirror in your pants, because i can see myself in them
*dab finger in a drink, touch potential..* we better get you home and out of those wet clothes. (a barman i know swore that this woman fell for it when a guy used it on her)
If i said your body was sexy, would you hold it against me?
Oh oh, i heard this one yesterday (i worked on my birthday, so shoot me...) said to a larger man "on a woman, that kind of stomach would be pregnant" to which he replied, "it has been and she was"  | |
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Posted: 11/25/2005 1:24:35 AM | true true, I have been know to do some interesting things when I have been drinking expecially since I don't drink that often, only when I go out, and sometimes when I have a few friends over. But for example, I wont get on the dance floor until I have had a drink, I am very self concious...so yea.... | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:26:12 AM | there are around 206/7 bones in the human body too... just to be picky :)
i forgot my phone number, can i have yours?
have you ever had an aussie kiss? it is just like a french kiss, cept it's downunder.
do you happen to have any aussie in you? want to?
sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:26:31 AM | That's tough I looked again and it is that your soul really shines through. Also I guess maybe because it is in B/W but not sure, maybe cuz it looks like a girl I knew once. Just a real good pic the eyes looking down sexy.
F**k me if your name is not Lisa.
I think it is 236 give or take one most are in your feet. | |
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| Just a question for some of the guys???
Posted: 11/25/2005 1:28:56 AM | | yea i love black and white, i have a few of me done in black and white. I was also like a week away from when I had my second daughter in that pic... no my name is not lisa it is Tash or tasha, well that is what everyone calls me it is shorter.. | |
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