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Posted: 12/11/2005 3:58:44 PM | | alright..well I dont have any problems getting emails and such...but I would like see what you think of my 10 sec profile, | |
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Posted: 12/11/2005 9:02:32 PM | Hi guys and gals-
Yes, December is a crazy month. I have not had a day off since Dec. 4 and won't have one again until Dec. 25th. Yes, that means non stop work 7 days a week. I'm kinda running on empty, and I have lots of social commitments...what can I say?
I will try to get to profile reviews...but they are coming in faster per day that I can write them. ARGH!
xoxo
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Joined: 12/6/2005
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| What kinda guy would respond to this??
Posted: 12/12/2005 11:40:17 AM | | Did this on a dare after having an honest profile which has helped me meet some very interesting people.Some of whom are not my type but we have stayed in touch as we enjoy each others chats and such.Have a line on one guy in particular but we will have to wait and see on that one.Just wanted to know if a normal guy would actually respond to this profile(cause I get 2 new ones daily)Have fun and I hope you take it for what it weas meant to be | |
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| What kinda guy would respond to this??
Posted: 12/12/2005 1:04:39 PM | I must ask about that sisterwife profile...
is... is that a brother/sister relationship?... because if it is.. I am going to go and rip my eyeballs out having read that. | |
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| What kinda guy would respond to this??
Posted: 12/12/2005 1:19:06 PM | is... is that a brother/sister relationship?... because if it is.. I am going to go and rip my eyeballs out having read that.
They are Polygamists and looking for a 2nd wife. They often refer to each other as "sister wives". | |
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| What kinda guy would respond to this??
Posted: 12/12/2005 1:19:32 PM | manofwar
I'm thinking it's more like the book/movie The Handmaiden's Tale (fubr'd if you ask me).
Pretty much the wife is infertile. She needs a surrogate. She's probably going to have to find someone blind cause her husband is nasty with a capital N. I don't even want to know what type of ritual the envision to get some poor woman preggers.
I'd be scared to see what the poor baby is going to look like. And what happens if they get a girl instead of the much-touted son they MUST have. God. There is a reason this couple is infertile. Very Michael Jackson-esque wierdness going on in that corner of the world. | |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 1:35:53 PM | oh thank god.... I thought that this dude was hooked up with his sister and they wanted to have a normal baby instead of some product of incest...
side note: Im thankful that I've NEVER been called Nasty with a capital N
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Posted: 12/12/2005 3:20:23 PM | Len 0987
I like your title. But change the I`ll to I'll. Your apostrophe is going the wrong way.
Pics: You're a cute guy. You need 4 or 5 more pictures doing some kind of activity. The 2 you have up now I think all you do is look into the camera zombie like. Smile! for god's sake. You are cute...you have that much going for you.
About me
Well, lets see, I'm 29, live in Florence Oregon.
We already read this in your stats. Boring. Redundant. Kill this.
I like cooking, candles, poetry and all outdoor activities.
Mind giving us some examples? Lists are boring.
I'm not a player, just a guy looking for a good woman.
Uh huh. Don't ever claim you're not a player. No woman on here is going to believe you. You will have to prove this over several months of dating.
Friends first and maybe more later.
Meaning, I am a single dad with kids. I have no more time to devote to you other than to put my penis in your ho-ho and then run back home to my kids. Please don't make this painful.
And for those of you ladies that live in Eugene or other areas, distance is not a problem for me, so dont pass me up....:-)
Hmmm...you sound nice and genuine here.
I like to travel and Eugene is only an hour away!!......So drop me a line and lets see what happens!!!
Nice and hopeful. I'm warming up to you...
First Dat
Chatting over a cup of coffee, Dinner, a walk on the beach, picnic in the park if the weather is right.
Do not, DO NOT ever write a a walk on the beach anywhere in your profile. It is the worst cliche for profiles ever. Get something more original.
Overall, you seem like a cute and genuine guy. I'd do something about getting a clearer idea of what you want. If you only want bootie buddies, say so. If you want a girlfriend, say so. I feel a little strung along by your profile...likes it's purposefully ambiguous. | |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 3:26:47 PM | | I have changed my profile so many times!!!!!!!! I can't seem to get it right. Please help me. I want an honest romantic man. If not a long term, I'd at least like to meet new people. I moved to MS from TX 9 months ago and still don't know anyone. | |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 4:27:27 PM | All right. Nothing better then to let a women screen your profile . By the way, a photo is on it's way in the near future. Thanks, Mike | |
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| What kinda guy would respond to this??
Posted: 12/12/2005 6:46:57 PM | I thought that this dude was hooked up with his sister and they wanted to have a normal baby instead of some product of incest
Lol, this was really funny, but if you believe in the flood, can you imagine that cousins would have married cousins. This would mean we are all related!!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/12/2005 8:17:49 PM | | I have a lovely merlot here upon which I have scribbled your name. If you could take time from your busy pre-holiday schedule (it is that close, isn't it) to review my profile I shall sip a glass in your honour. | |
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| What kinda guy would respond to this??
Posted: 12/13/2005 6:18:22 AM | Steve & Kara-
Please go away. You scare me. Go AWAY!
You're like the wierd guy the campus police caught at my school last night...he was old, disheveled and kept pacing around the halls of the class buildings. He wasn't supposed to be there. He wasn't a student. He had some kind of record for assault. He didn't belong there.
So scary people...go away. Cause you give the rest of us normal people the heebie jeebies. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 6:42:25 AM | keutie-
I don't like your pictures. All three are fuzzy. You definately need a new haircut. Something with bangs to cover up a huge forehead. You have potential but you need a good hairdresser. Ask every woman who's hair you love where she goes. You will soon hear the name of the same stylist and salon again and again. Also, go to MAC and invest in some GOOD makeup. Ask them how to apply it. They even have a class for 90 bucks. This is something every woman should learn. It makes all the difference. Another suggestion is that Lauren Hutton has a new line out for women over 30 and it looks amazing. I was eyeballing a kit for myself. Whatever you are wearing on your face - the colors are all wrong and I bet you the makeup is at least 5 years old and you bought it at Walgreens or CVS. You also need to invest in at least a few new outfits. Whatever you are wearing only showcases your overly generous curves to the negative. There are some great full-sized woman stores out there...check them out. And wear color!
DO NOT FOR ONE SECOND think that taking all this time, energy and money on yourself is a WASTE! You need to start treating yourself as good if not better than how you expect a man will treat you. If you treat yourself like crap, you will only attract men who treat you like crap. If you treat yourself like gold, and a man sees that you take care of yourself, he will know right off the bat that he has to treat you very well if he wants to keep being with you. Don't settle.
About Me
There has got to be more than this..... I get up, I go to work, I come home, I make dinner, I go to bed...then I do it all again. I enjoy my life and I am secure.
You enjoy your life? After I read the first sentence...I thought you would launch into a sob story. Sorry hon, I'm not buying it. You sound like a drudge. You live like one. And then you say you enjoy your life? You MUST be attracting losers left and right.
Suggestion: Buy the book 10 things women do to mess up their lives. I am giving you some insight on a woman to woman vibe instead of just tearing your profile apart. BUY THIS BOOK! It was given to me by a coworker of mine who is 52. It is amazing. It really changed my perspective on my life and on dating. I am much more comfortable now and accepting of myself and what I want. Get this book. It really is that good. What this book will also do is prove to you that you need to get out there and change your own life. No man is going to come along and shake it up for you. If it's boring, it's cause you CHOSE to make it boring. Make a list of the top 5 things you always wanted to do. THEN DO THEM! empower yourself to create the life you want. There is no prince charming. And if life is so boring that you need the drama of a disfunctional man in it to keep you from being bored...then you need to rethink your mission. GET THE BOOK!
Yet there is something missing. I don't NEED someone in my life. I WANT someone who think's I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread and thinks I'm cute in the morning with my bed-head.
Yep. These lines are good. I think they're cute. But you need to beef up your profile with examples of what makes you and your life you're living great. I don't see that in here. Give examples of what is fun or important about you.
First Date
An ideal first date, for me, would perhaps just be meeting at a coffee shop, sitting by the fire, sipping something warm and getting to know each other, no pressure, no expectations.
Kill the no pressure no expectations. Like hell there aren't these things at each first meeting!
I love to laugh and make others laugh and can carry on at least a semi-intelligent conversation about anything. If not, you can teach me all about it.
Kill everything after the second laugh. Why would you advertise that you're semi-intelligent?
Invest money in Good QUALITY hair, makeup and clothes. Get new pics. Wear color. Don't forget to smile. Buy the book. Read it. Get a list started of your passions/dreams/goals. Get those done. Rewrite profile with new interesting developments that you have initiated in your life. Write back in this thread that I am the smartest gal you've ever met, and are going to live happily ever after with the guy who wants to grow old with you.
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