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Posted: 12/13/2005 8:51:26 AM | Dear CC,
Thanks for your offer! I'm a newbie to the cyber-dating world, and have responded to number of profiles but have received no replies. Care to sharpen my learning curve? I'd appreciate it if you'd check this profile of a Vancouver Islander who's a tad mystified. My handle is libidinous59 and I'll look for your comments.
Ciao, bella!
Rick
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Posted: 12/13/2005 3:38:16 PM | Bonjour Baby Blue Z
The first impression I got is that you're a hottie. You are probably dating someone and want to find some bootie buddies. That's why you have prefer not to say in the marital status. The pic of your nipple ring confirms the fact that you are seeking out nookie. You're good looking enough that you're probably going to get it. I don't know why you need a review for that goal.
About me
Well at this time i cant really think of much to write about myself im usually the easy going guy who gets along with everyone and knows everyone.
Kill this =>Well at this time i cant really think of much to write about myself
im usually the easy going guy who gets along with everyone and knows everyone.
Usually? What are you, the incredible hulk? What happens when it's not usual? Sorry...had to do it!
I am currently a student at Algonquin College in Business Marketing.
What do you hope to do with this degree? When do you graduate?
On my free time i usually go shoot pool wiht my best bud or catch a movie or just hang out hit up a bar.
Use commas. wiht is with.
Im a HUGE senators fan and watch every game if i can.
This will not impress girls. I'd leave it that you're a huge senators fan. I wouldn't advertise the fact that you're glued to the TV.
Im very open and not shy
Uh huh...typical young 20-something guy...can anyone spell experimentive?
so i dont know what else to say but if u would like to kno ANYTHING dont hesitate to ask. If ur not shy to ask i wont be to answer
Do away with this line. If you're too lazy to write it, I'm too lazy to email you about it. But then again, you're a hottie, so girls will email you.
First Date
First Dates are usually the awkward ones Id just love to hoenstly go some where and talk get to know one another get that awkwardness out of the way that way on the second date you could go out somewhere more special cause you know you have that connection me personally the 2nd date is the bigger one first ones are usually to awkward and i dont judge ppl off the bat.
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Posted: 12/13/2005 3:54:11 PM | libidinous59
First impressions I had was that you're a good looking guy. I read the first three lines of your profile and I felt that bad feeling I get the pit of my stomach when I've come across a really bad profile.
About me
Hi! I'm Rick, and thanks for taking the time to check me out. More and less uptight photos will follow, but this was what I had at hand.
Get rid of these two lines. First line is stupid. I'm already here reading your profile. Don't waste my time please. And the apology about the photos...where did you leave your backbone? Confidence is sexy. Kill sentence 2.
I am a sensual, tactile, sexual man
Why do older men have to go there? I just have a problem with men who have to come on this strong about sex. It's cheesy. It smells of desperation. I was hopeful cause you have a nice face...this is where 97% of women will click off your page. Kill this line. Ladies know men like sex. You don't need to beat us over the head with your fascination...3x with 3 different adjectives, no less. Don't ever put sex or sexual anywhere in your profile. Allude to it. Don't let it sit out there. Women want you to seductively strip for us, not slap your schlong in our face. That's what I'm getting here.
that life's ever-winding path has granted grace, stability, discretion and wit.
My. We definately are full of ourselves. Kill this line!
Please take the time to check my 'other responses' to learn more.
And you like to order us around? Do you have control issues? Did this lead to your divorce?
My mantra is that there are no bad experiences, nor good experiences; there are just experiences, and what I do with them determines the measure of my life.
Uh huh. And, oh wise sage, are you ever going to share with us if you ever learned anything?
I'm a true eclectic. I love literature and backwoods camping, theatre and NASCAR,
Hmmm...renaissance man?
a rough quickie in the park
Oh God! You're smacking us with your schlong again! 
and a full-blown afternoon and evening of candlelit dining,
music, wine and love-making
SEX SEX SEX
, and am as comfortable at a
barn dance as I am in black tie. I like history, the blues,
the Dominican Republic, SCUBA, slo-pitch softball, good
wine and aged, single-malt scotch.
Lists *SNORE* Kiss of death. Boring.
I am a romantic at heart
I think you're more a freak in the pants...I do not get this with all the goddang sex in your profile.
(often told I was born into the wrong age) who knows there
can be as much pleasure in giving as receiving.
Sex?
I'm
playful, intelligent and thoughtful, with a wide and varied emotional and
sexual past from which I've taken the best and jettisoned
the baggage.
Any guy who claims he has no baggage is a liar. But you do have a pretty way with words.
I try first and foremost to be a gentleman as my light sees it.
Smacking us with your schlong and too many sexual inneuendos=gentleman? Not in my book!
'Get it up, get it in, get it off' just isn't me.
You could have fooled me. What is this....sexual reference #22?
I'm (finally) comfortable in my skin, but continue to evolve.
What the heck does this mean. Give me examples.
First Date
First dates are always tricky and slightly stressful for both partners. That's the joy of them! It heightens the senses, while you try to put your best face forward without coming across as phoney. I think the "neutral ground, separate cars, feeling out" date in a quiet coffee bar where we can talk is best, with an optional additional venue for a glass of wine if things seem to be going well for both parties. Depending on the weather, a stroll along the riverside or on the beach (I live on Vancouver Island) could follow. Being near water always seems to be natural and soothing, and conducive to good conversation. Hand-holding is good; kissing even better. The next step's up to you; if both our libidoes are on fast idle, let's go! There's a lot that can be divined from a first touch and a first kiss!
I liked the first date until I got to the kissing part. God. You are too full of yourself and presumptive that a lady is going to find you attractive enough to want to kiss you. You're not confident. You're cocky. You need to ne this down everywhere in your profile. It's like you think you're doing females a favor for being alive.
You are well written, but you come off too over-sexed and pompous in this overly long profile. Cut it down to half. Give examples. Don't tell me what to think or do. Take out all lists and sexual references. Hinting is too hard for you...you are too blunt at it. I think it is safe to assume that if the date goes well, chemistry is there, you'll be getting laid. Put the schlong back in the pants. It's not as impressive as you seem to think it is. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 3:59:37 PM | Hey Cute_Chica!
Your reviews so far have been tremendous. You offer only but the truth, which is awesome. As I am sure you will be blunt, honest and direct with the review of my profile, I would like to be direct and honest with you on one thing, and allow me here to quote one of your previous messages:
"HONEST Review of your profile here...
Posted: 12/7/2005 5:09:22 AM
Okay, I went through the thread and I have approximaely 33 people waiting in line in this order:
dewkiss31
surferbros4
len0987
keutie
frenchfrie"
So far, you've have respected the order, but recently, you've reviewed two profiles of members that have logged into your thread the same day???
Your life must be busy as hell, and I respect the fact that you're trying to keep up. But, I mean, I've been waiting for a long time to get my profile reviewed, and having members who just logged in and have their profiles reviewed instantly (i.e Baby Blue Z) is really starting to annoy me. I thought I would be blunt and honest with you as well.
Thanks again.
Cheers
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Posted: 12/13/2005 4:06:43 PM | Yes Jesen-
I've gone out of order. Cause I'm tired of clicking between pages on here and got lazy.
So sue me. Wait...this is free...wait your turn. Yes, you're next. I didn't know you were awaiting so avidly...practically on the edge of your computer chair...breathless with anticipation...for me to cast my blue eyes over your profile, disrobe it, and stroke my keyboard gently, emailing sweet nothings to you...sorry. I thought I was writing my romance novel again...my bad.
Then I will go back to the order. I didn't know I was being policed so tightly. Sheesh.
Man...have I become a slave? hehehehe
Wait! This is my thread! Where is my brain? I pick the order! If you're annoyed, go else where. God I almost forgot my pithy wit! Can't start turning all soft on you guys...then you'll get bored and your profiles and chances of hooking up will suffer. We can't have that! We all need to get hooked up.
I'm gonna save all my softness for my boo. None for you. Now I'm a rapper. heheh | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 4:12:27 PM | Hey CC!
LOL! As usual, your bluntness and direct approach is only appreciated!
Like I said in my message, and I tried to keep a polite tone, because I do undersand that you're busy, have a social life, and trying to keep up with this thread, I totally can comprehend the fact that you might have gone a little out of order.
Nothing to do with being policed. It's the same as when you're waiting in line at the bank or at the grocery store for a long time, and someone sneak up in front of you... Can't help but being a little annoyed, right?
All of this to say, take your time. I've just been dying to here your review, that's all!
Best to you!
Cheers
Jesen | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 4:14:15 PM | a kind word and patience pays off - of that even I have learnt in life
besides the longer it takes - the less likely I am to forget about reading this thread
Cute_Chica your best can only be good enough - your honesty is priceless | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 4:39:25 PM | Jesen
You've been patiently awaiting some cute chica profilin so here it is:
I like your title. James Bond is sexy.
Photos:
Good pics. You have one with your mom. That's cute. You need a better shot of your face and shoulder, ditch the one that you took of your face from below...I think it's the first one. Wierd angle.
You're a cutie. And you play hockey? Nice! Want to move to Connecticut? Cause I'm digging your look. BTW, I'm Canadian, too, so I always have a soft spot for Canucks asking for reviews.
Well, here's some things that you need to know about me: I put Ketchup on my grilled cheese sandwich, I eat my frenchfries with Mayonnaise,
My cousins do that. How canadian. It's unique.
I am a huge hockey freak, I own over 25 pairs of shoes, Spider-Man is my hero, I still watch Saturday morning cartoons while eating Frosted Flakes once in while, I like my Scotch neat, I prize honesty and intelligence, I am deadly allergic to peanuts and stupidity, and I drink too much coffee.
Lists! Usually I say no to these, but you SHOW us, don't just tell. It's great and I think it works. I get a sense of your personality...you're quick, you fire things off fast, and you're probably too smart for your own good. I think it's sexy.
I am looking for my partner in crime.
This is a cliche. But it's one I like. I've used it myself. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 4:40:18 PM | It was too long...I have to cut it in two or three parts. Here you go Jesen:
Part 2
Someone with a great sense of humour, a "Hockey Night in Canada" watching buddy. Must prefer the "watching TV or rent a movie night" option during the week instead of going out every night to a club.
Too much TV is not good. What would you do on the weekends? Are you a couch potatoe?
Ideally, we will challenge each other on every level:: physically, emotionally, sexually, and intellectually. We will never cease to amaze each other with our wit, charm, smile, warmth, compassion, our very being.
Easy there, tiger. A mere human female will not be able to meet this list.
Only one question matters: Will I care about what this woman has to say to me over dinner eight years from now?
What is with these short term questions: Will I want to be with her five years from now? Will I want to hear what she says 8 years from now? My God! Is that how long you expect to be together. Got a divorce planned for year 9 or 10? How about going for the gold...will I care about what she says to me over dinner forty years from now? That would get my attention.
Here's a couple of things that I've learned so far in my life, and that I can be applied into our everyday life:
1)She's always right!!!
2)Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.
3)You may be deceived if you trust too much,
But you will live in torment if you don't trust enough.
4)Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.
5)It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what you are not.
6)The truth will set you free...but first it will piss you off!
7)Always keep smiling, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile!
8)We may not always be as happy as you always dreamed we'd be
But for once, let's just allow ourselves to be whatever it is we are.
Kill this list. It's smarmy. Too pretentious. Not that I don't agree with it. But I dont' need it rammed down my throat in your profile. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 4:44:54 PM | For me, respect is HUGE. The TRUST needs to be there, the want has to be greater than the need and the laughter must be constant. No, seriously, at risk of sounding cliché, it is all about compromise.
Can we say baggage? Kill these line. Too serious. Lighten up. If you must include something, keep it light, keep it optimistic. You are dragging me down
First Date
To be perfectly honest, I hate first dates!!!
Oh man! *Wince* God. That's painful. Kill this line.
I am a big fan of the quick and dirty thing: let's meet for coffee, because if I don't like you, or you don't like me, then all it will take from the two of us is 30 mins!!! If we do like each other, then I say let's enjoy the moment and go from there!
You're not too optimistic, are you? What girl hurt you so bad that your romantic spirit is totally dead cause I want to kick her @ss!
First off, Jesen, I totally get the vibe that you are REAL and sincere type of guy so I'm going to sit you down for a little cute chica intervention.
You need to lighten up. Some girl stomped all over your heart. Hold on...okay, she cacarached all over it in her red stilletto heels. And it is totally coming out in this profile. So much so that it's painful to see. Why? Because I think you may be one of the good guys that a smart gal wants for herself. Forget the ho...heal thyself. And I need to step in and give you back a little romantic CPR to rescuscitate what romantic spirit you have left.
This is a multi-phase project. There is too much to do in one round. Well, I would rewrite it with some of my suggestions and get back to me. Kill all negativity. You can always rewrite something negative into a positive. I think once you do this, you will attract positive good people to you. Get back to me.
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Posted: 12/13/2005 4:48:10 PM | Hey CC!
A fellow Canadian, hey? That's awesome. I am originally from Montreal. You?
Anyway, after being so impatient with you, I have awaiting a comple destruction of my profile!!!
Move to Connecticut? Maybe. I lived in Minnessota for two years while I was playing pro hockey, and it sucked!!! Perhaps because it was Minnessota? But the people down there are just terrific!
Thank you again for your valuable input. I will get a better picture. I appreciate the time that you put to review my profile!
Best of luck to you! You truly deserve all the best!
Cheers
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Posted: 12/13/2005 4:51:46 PM | I was kidding about the move to CT. But hey, not too shabby if I had a pro hockey player as a bud.
My family is from Quebec, too. Some in Montreal, but most are from Beauce. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 5:01:53 PM | I will review my profile and implement your valuable suggestions.
And for the record, she did hurt me a lot, but that was 4 yrs ago (I was engaged to her; found out she was cheating on me 6 months before the wedding date). But that's over and done with. I have moved on. And I am a romantic at heart, believe me. The next woman that will enter my life will be treated like no other woman on this planet has ever been treated before. I guess I am still a little bit reluctant to open up right off the bat; you were right on that point.
Then, a year after that, my mom got sick, and my dad, my sister and myself had to take care of her for 2.5 yrs, until she recently passed away.
What I was trying to get across in my profile is that I am longing to find that woman that will make my heart skip a beat every time I look at her. But, since I am 28, and I had to put my life on hold for the past 4 yrs, I am not going to waist my time. I know what I want; I know what I am looking for. This is my profile; this is me. You like? Contact me.
I was trying to be direct and get a message that I am waiting for the "partner in crime" to spend the rest of my life with, but I am not going to rush into things, nor am I willing to either waist my time with someone that doesn't interest me or to get back into a relationship for the sake of saying that I am with someone. Does that make more sense?
Anyway, once my profile is completed, I will let you know. Feel free to offer any more of your precious tips!
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Posted: 12/13/2005 5:16:46 PM | Jesen-
Yep, makes sense but I still think you need to have a friendlier lighter profile. Too serious is not necessarily going to filter out the girls who are players. Girls who want to be in a relationship want to be with a healthy and happy guy.
You've been through a lot. You've got a lot to offer. But you need to offer the good stuff first and then get into the other stuff. Not saying you need to hide anything...but profiles are not the place to get serious or super deep.
It's like the story about the good host. He is throwing a party and he has really good wine and just okay wine. He serves the good wine first so when the people are totally sober...they enjoy the taste much more. When they are tipsy, they can't tell the difference between the really good and the mediocre stuff. That is the strategy here. Put your best foot forward. It is only reality that once you know a gal, both of your pros and CONS will start showing. No need to rush to that stage.
I just think you need to "rewrap" the package a little. Cut the length of the profile. Too long is too much of a drag.
Get back to me on this thread when you're done. I'll gladly take another look.
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Posted: 12/13/2005 5:35:13 PM | LOL well first off thanks for reviewing..
I am actually single and just got out of a relationship and hence why I would only like to hang out and thats for real.
Nipple Ring pic jus tposted to save ppl the typical "got any piercings"
The Very open and not Shy isnt meant as sexual its meant that I will talk about anything including if someone wants to let out how shitty there day is and such and I'll do the same if they want.
LoL and no im not the Hulk .. I meant it as in if someone is rude Im not that way im going to be an ass right back.
And lol thanks for the compliment of "hottie" very kind of you. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 8:04:02 PM | Alright!
One bottle of shiraz latter, I think that I have accomplished what you've told me too.
Let me know!
Thanks again!
Jesen | |
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